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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jahahaha! I'm lol'ng.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bowl of conkers keeps spiders away, but you'll be in for a long wait

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hope its bigger mummy comes and sits on ya face in the night.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hold on, do you wear specs? I think it was just a piece of fluff. Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Essenes of remember conker is meant to repell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i put conkers on every room when they first fall off the trees - apparently the spiders dont like conker oil - not had any spiders for the last two years (odd teeny one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i ended up sleeping on the sofa one night and blocked underneath the door as i lost sight of one in my bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read somewhere that they don't like the smell of spearmint. I bought some essential oil and put a few drops in a spray and use it as air freshner. Haven't seen any for a while (tho maybe a coincidence). Also heard they dont like conkers.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

you love a biggen

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Poor Spider!! Minding it's own business only to be attacked with a shoe

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the spiders not interesed in you .. so leave it if youve lost it xx get it with the hoover when you find it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont worry they only come inside to mate n lay their eggs, It will be gone soon

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes before anyone says anything I know they rub their willy in your face whilst you are asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KILL....IT!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"KILL....IT!!!"

Can't find it !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gey jeyes fluid mix with water go round the outside of house on brick work stops all crawling insects they hate it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conkers on the corner of the rooms and windows sills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Need to get conkers jays fluid and a plug in ahhhhhhhh

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By *ife slayerMan
over a year ago

stoke

Cant believe folks are scared of cute little spiders !!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I've got a spray called no more spiders and that what the main ingredient chestnut oils.and i just give it a skoosh round the outside of windows and doors and vents ..its not a 100%but do see less .i hate the bastards ....had to stalk and kill a big fucker just last night. .was the size of a dinner plate (exaggeration) the cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now "
The common house spider the big one will be the female don,t kill her thou her appearance may startle you she will provide a service in getting rid of pests ones that you will not see or over look thats why she,s there in the first Place she knows where these creepy crawlies lie and waits in ambush for them, when the male tries and breeds with her she does her best to Imobilise him and eat him at a later date not much Of a sex life for him to be pursued and eaten I,ve always wondered what those Love bites were.....

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Come into my parlour

Said the spider to the fly.

I'll sink my fangs into your ass

And quickly drain you dry!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have trained all of my house spiders how to drill holes through Horse Chestnut tree seeds, thread them with pieces of string with knots in one end and go to battle.

It can be quite entertaining if you have the patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we have the measurements of said spider in relation to a errrrrrr sky remote? just so we get the perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax.. You'll probably have eaten it by morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww....I love spiders...amazing creatures they are...have a tattoo of one clutching my heart in fact

Done kill it if you see it again pls? Trap it and throw it out or you can buy plug in electronic devices that repel them somehow...no idea how but apparently they work......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now The common house spider the big one will be the female don,t kill her thou her appearance may startle you she will provide a service in getting rid of pests ones that you will not see or over look thats why she,s there in the first Place she knows where these creepy crawlies lie and waits in ambush for them, when the male tries and breeds with her she does her best to Imobilise him and eat him at a later date not much Of a sex life for him to be pursued and eaten I,ve always wondered what those Love bites were..... "

Would rather have other bugs !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can we have the measurements of said spider in relation to a errrrrrr sky remote? just so we get the perspective "

It was the size of a lynx can

Massive

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now The common house spider the big one will be the female don,t kill her thou her appearance may startle you she will provide a service in getting rid of pests ones that you will not see or over look thats why she,s there in the first Place she knows where these creepy crawlies lie and waits in ambush for them, when the male tries and breeds with her she does her best to Imobilise him and eat him at a later date not much Of a sex life for him to be pursued and eaten I,ve always wondered what those Love bites were..... "
. i think i killed that big bas last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwww....I love spiders...amazing creatures they are...have a tattoo of one clutching my heart in fact

Done kill it if you see it again pls? Trap it and throw it out or you can buy plug in electronic devices that repel them somehow...no idea how but apparently they work......"

No it has to die

I need a plug in

Ahhhhhh it's still downstairs somewhere hiding ready to pop up tomorrow and scare me and my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently hunting spiders, I want some closeup pics..like most creepy crawlies, I find them fascinating... thankfully its spring and they are now coming out more YaY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"KILL....IT!!!

Can't find it !!!!!!!"

Crying for you

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Give the spider a kiss,might turn into a handsome prince lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Live in a log house.huge spiders everywhere.love them.1 HUGE 1 fell in bath this eve wen I was in it.must hav beem on wall or ceilling.just picked up n put on floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give the spider a kiss,might turn into a handsome prince lol "

Guess I would rather stay single forever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come into my parlour

Said the spider to the fly.

I'll sink my fangs into your ass

And quickly drain you dry! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Live in a log house.huge spiders everywhere.love them.1 HUGE 1 fell in bath this eve wen I was in it.must hav beem on wall or ceilling.just picked up n put on floor"

I would die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arrrrrgggggghhhhhh......!!!!

I tried the conker thing, the big fooker I had ran from the fireplace & skipped over my conker collection positively smiling as she went...

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer"

Would prefer flies !!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Live in a log house.huge spiders everywhere.love them.1 HUGE 1 fell in bath this eve wen I was in it.must hav beem on wall or ceilling.just picked up n put on floor"
.a cold shiver just went down my spine .i think i have them as much because i stayed with a woman that nearly gave me a heart attack every time she seen one with her screams .i know they cant do me any harm and its not logical but if i see one in my house i cant sleep till its dead. i cant take the easy option and let it go or it will come back

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Why are people so afraid of spiders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now The common house spider the big one will be the female don,t kill her thou her appearance may startle you she will provide a service in getting rid of pests ones that you will not see or over look thats why she,s there in the first Place she knows where these creepy crawlies lie and waits in ambush for them, when the male tries and breeds with her she does her best to Imobilise him and eat him at a later date not much Of a sex life for him to be pursued and eaten I,ve always wondered what those Love bites were.....

Would rather have other bugs !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently hunting spiders, I want some closeup pics..like most creepy crawlies, I find them fascinating... thankfully its spring and they are now coming out more YaY"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazes me how many ppl get so wound up over spiders! Not me, when they get huge I put them outside, but I'd much rather hav a few spiders around, than any more mosquitoes! Last few mosquitoe bites iv had have been horrendous!! My two yr old loves spiders, we have both versions of Charlotte Web, and she handles a friends tarantulas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"arrrrrgggggghhhhhh......!!!!

I tried the conker thing, the big fooker I had ran from the fireplace & skipped over my conker collection positively smiling as she went... "
They like fireplace,s thats where ours go.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

when i bought the spray called no""more spiders" the shop keeper said "aye its good stuff it keeps them away but doesnt harm them " . i said do you do any stuff that does or even better kills them? . .im mentioning the spray called no more"no more spiders" just incase the maker of "no more spiders " wants to give me free stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people so afraid of spiders?"

its a primal thing...some of us arent as evolved as we think, spiders,snakes..strike fear into us as they may be venomous...

a general repulsion to invertebrates of many types is probably more a western issue...weirdly we seem to accept the sea fairing ones more readily...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now "

Let the spider bite you, if its a radioactive one it could give you special powers and tomorrow you could wake up as Spider-woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now

Let the spider bite you, if its a radioactive one it could give you special powers and tomorrow you could wake up as Spider-woman. "

thats actually a tampon string sticking out her fanny...not websilk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazes me how many ppl get so wound up over spiders! Not me, when they get huge I put them outside, but I'd much rather hav a few spiders around, than any more mosquitoes! Last few mosquitoe bites iv had have been horrendous!! My two yr old loves spiders, we have both versions of Charlotte Web, and she handles a friends tarantulas! "

Shining example of teaching her no fear there most fears are learned through family or peers so good on you

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover


" hope its bigger mummy comes and sits on ya face in the night."
I would scream and run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a bigger spider to scare it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your mouth shut while you sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep your mouth shut while you sleep "

now that depends..my cockacrawlie is around...wait...have I just admitted I've crabs?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh I love spiders, they are our friends .. Get rid of those vile, spitting and sucking it back through a tube flies disgusting creatures... Sleep well, if its a mummy spider... She's sure to have offspring and siblings... Waiting in the wings.... Don't sleep with your mush open sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now "

I did read somewhere that the only time spiders come out and about is when they are looking to mate

Kin horny spiders

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!"

Would you like to unzip mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg

Most massive spider in my front room

Went to get with shoe

Was so big it dropped

And

I have lost it

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Omg

Can I buy anything that actually stops them coming in house

Aaaaahhhhh what if it pops up tomorrow

Can't sit on sofa no more now

I did read somewhere that the only time spiders come out and about is when they are looking to mate

Kin horny spiders "

no they only come out to lay eggs in peoples brains..have u noticed u dont have many about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!

Would you like to unzip mine "

How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

if you find it get your vac out,suck it up,then suck something up like cat litter,that knocks it out,then sellotape the end of the vac up and wait for someone to come along who isn't frightened of spiders to empty the vac,thats what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, what's the latest? Shall i bring my tin of spinach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've frightened me too now! I'm too scared to sleep with my windows open! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't slaughter the lovely big arachnid.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I just scream and hubby picks spider up and puts it outside

he wont kill em

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Are we on about that german girls bikini line ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept "

I think he/she just had a hairy nose

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept

I think he/she just had a hairy nose"
no sorry my mistake they weren't sleeping they were dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept

I think he/she just had a hairy nose no sorry my mistake they weren't sleeping they were dead "

and it did say they died in 1888 u graveyard sicko

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"if its small i can kill with kitchen paper but if its big the only way is to squash it with the end of a brush shaft. . .i did see one crawl out someone nose as they slept

I think he/she just had a hairy nose no sorry my mistake they weren't sleeping they were dead

and it did say they died in 1888 u graveyard sicko "
. . the bells the bells

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!

Would you like to unzip mine

How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?"

I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!

Would you like to unzip mine

How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?

I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out... "

Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Sleep tight

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!

Would you like to unzip mine

How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?

I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...

Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not."

I could say chase me, but you have to find me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!

Would you like to unzip mine

How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?

I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...

Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not."

made me think of an episode of celebrity juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!

Would you like to unzip mine

How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?

I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...

Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not.

I could say chase me, but you have to find me first "

Stop flirting with me for goodness sakes and help Angel with her spider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't kill you. Let it live in your place. It'll kill flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope that spider's alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gey jeyes fluid mix with water go round the outside of house on brick work stops all crawling insects they hate it !!!"

jeyes fluid also stops neighbours fucking cats using yard as toilet.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!

Would you like to unzip mine

How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?

I wasn't asking you, but if you would like to find out...

Sounds like a fun game, from a zany episode of Friends. Sure, why not.

I could say chase me, but you have to find me first

Stop flirting with me for goodness sakes and help Angel with her spider. "

Nah, this is much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They get everywhere iv seen them when iv been 30 feet up ladders crawling along buildings i dont kill them at home i catch them put them out most of the time but had one i could never catch it was good size but never got any flys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight I was lying on my belly doing a Code Word puzzle and a cheeky sized spider walked across the page.I lifted my arm up and brought it down at I reckon at 200mph and flattened the bastard. I know spiders are good for getting rid of flies and such like in the flat,but it was pure reponse to the shock of it suddenly appearing.May you rest in peace Mr Spider I hope you haven't left a large family behind that are going to starve to death because of my big girls blouse reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just leave them, they don't bother me so I don't bother them. I don't really like killing harmless things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just leave them, they don't bother me so I don't bother them. I don't really like killing harmless things. "

You big softie you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the same as you Librtine,it was just the shock of it that caused my reaction.The amount of money spiders that have crawled over my face and body.I just lift them up by the web and move them elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome her in! She and her children will keep you home free of flies all summer

Would prefer flies !!

Would you like to unzip mine

How many pairs of trousers are you wearing?"
hahahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They get everywhere iv seen them when iv been 30 feet up ladders crawling along buildings i dont kill them at home i catch them put them out most of the time but had one i could never catch it was good size but never got any flys "
With around 8 legs and 8 or more eyes she,d got a head start over you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes before anyone says anything I know they rub their willy in your face whilst you are asleep"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love 'hysterical about tiny teeny creature' threads. Being the person forever rescuing them from murderous shoe bearers it's hard not to giggle when someone is screaming 'fucking get it out' about something that they're 500 times bigger than.

A guy in my old office once inadvertently said 'oh shit' down the phone to a custiomer when a bee was sitting about 6 feet away on a windowsill.

He looked at me so pleadingly to sort out the situation.

And the mouse once was all out on top of desk hysteria. Except me cos I'm not remotely scared of em.

Good luck with your wee beastie.....I hope it leaves home before it's executed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love 'hysterical about tiny teeny creature' threads. Being the person forever rescuing them from murderous shoe bearers it's hard not to giggle when someone is screaming 'fucking get it out' about something that they're 500 times bigger than.

A guy in my old office once inadvertently said 'oh shit' down the phone to a custiomer when a bee was sitting about 6 feet away on a windowsill.

He looked at me so pleadingly to sort out the situation.

And the mouse once was all out on top of desk hysteria. Except me cos I'm not remotely scared of em.

Good luck with your wee beastie.....I hope it leaves home before it's executed."

agreed they are one of god creatures imagine if for instance elephants started smacking us over our heads with their shoes everytime you saw one at a safari park, zoo or in the wild, thats all we are doing, capture it and let it free.

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over a year ago

The latest on the spider

It's still hiding

My toddler is excited

Hopes it's a tarantula

Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school

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over a year ago


"The latest on the spider

It's still hiding

My toddler is excited

Hopes it's a tarantula

Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school "

arm yourself with a large glass and a piece of paper

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over a year ago


"The latest on the spider

It's still hiding

My toddler is excited

Hopes it's a tarantula

Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school

arm yourself with a large glass and a piece of paper "

Gonna put my onesie and wellies on

And sit and watch and wait

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over a year ago


"The latest on the spider

It's still hiding

My toddler is excited

Hopes it's a tarantula

Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school

arm yourself with a large glass and a piece of paper

Gonna put my onesie and wellies on

And sit and watch and wait "

i wonder if david attenborough puts his onesie and wellies on

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over a year ago

They hate citronella, if you place a few drops of it around the window sills or skirting boards it stops them coming in. Im like you ( D) hate the buggers and scream like mad for P to kill them

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over a year ago

I sell spider repellent (among many other things). PM me if required.

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over a year ago


"I sell spider repellent (among many other things). PM me if required."

^^ LOL!

Fucking salesman what! Lol

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over a year ago


"I sell spider repellent (among many other things). PM me if required."

Earn that commission boy!

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over a year ago


"The latest on the spider

It's still hiding

My toddler is excited

Hopes it's a tarantula

Bet it comes out when he has gone to pre school

arm yourself with a large glass and a piece of paper

Gonna put my onesie and wellies on

And sit and watch and wait "

I'm pleased to learn that Boris the spider is still with us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any udates on big spiders that are size of plates now we all know they aint that big really but now we know where men get it from lieing about size

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over a year ago

Not found as yet

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over a year ago

In our Conservatory we have A regular spider in there the web gets in the way a Bit sometimes but I don,t mind that but If a butterflie go,s in there The Spider Won,t differentiate between that and a fly Luckily up to now I have been able to release any butterflies going in there I once saw the spider over power a wasp once Quite a feat that unsure if the spider Naturally knows there was a killer sting There certainly for the Spider any way.....

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over a year ago

Found it

In the stairs

No it wasn't a different one

It was absolutely the same one that went missing and I squished it with frozen cd case

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

It's a spider. It's tiny and utterly harmless. It's not like there's a hungry lion in your house. I find if you just ignore them they disappear eventually.

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"Found it

In the stairs

No it wasn't a different one

It was absolutely the same one that went missing and I squished it with frozen cd case "

It's a sad day, sad face. RIP Boris.

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over a year ago

IT WILL FIND YOU!!! DER DA DER DA DER DA!

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over a year ago


"It's a spider. It's tiny and utterly harmless. It's not like there's a hungry lion in your house. I find if you just ignore them they disappear eventually. "

Noooooooo

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over a year ago


"Keep your mouth shut while you sleep

now that depends..my cockacrawlie is around...wait...have I just admitted I've crabs?!?"
ermmmm yes

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over a year ago

I can't believe you done that spider. You really are a naughty angel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe you done that spider. You really are a naughty angel."

See I always tell the truth

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