FabSwingers.com forum: EX on the beach.....

By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

No im not referring to the drink sex on the beach or the act of getting sand all over your privates ...well at least not unless your the victims...erm I mean cast of the new trashy new jersey shore/Geordie shore spin off on MTV that's actually rather quite titillating...well there are a fair few tits on it and I don't only mean in the literal sense lol anyways if you like a bit of low IQ high octane alchohol fuelled eye candy drama then check it out and kill some braincells in the process lol basically the gist of the twisted show is that a bunch of young joey Essex wannabes on steroids and Saturday night slags are whisked away to a lush island holiday where romance or at least lust is in the air untill things get interesting after one by one their respective ex's start showing up and turning paradise into a visit to the hotel California...such a lovely place....lol hmmm I wonder how we would all feel being on some thrilling holiday in the sun when our psycho ex's pop up out of the sea and start stirring shit,cock blocking and getting it on with everyone else....hmm definitely a recipe for disaster hahahahahaha

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew

Wondered what we had done for a moment there!

Thought we had been rumbled

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If I saw my ex on the beach one would hope he had been resuscitated unsuccessfully.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we see my ex on the beach he'll be well knackered out ...... he lives in Vietnam.