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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since there are a few heated debates going at the moment, how about something a little more lighthearted?

Bad taste jokes?

Oh, now I remember. The last thread of bad taste jokes did not turn out very lighthearted.

Oh, Ok. How about names for a pet hamster (but only if it is Halal meat, of course. Or not).

Oh, darn, shall I just ask if it is OK to mess around when you are married? If you are a footballer earning lots of money. With a Sky remote as an avatar, obviously. And a profile saying that you are straight. With verifications from males.

Nah. I would prefer some jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jokes are good, however, bad taste jokes are on my normal radar, so for me to brand them as bad taste, they have to be REALLY bad, and would probably get me at least a time out, if not a goodbye, dont let the door smack ya on the arse before we lock it lol

so, im out...

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so

Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"jokes are good, however, bad taste jokes are on my normal radar, so for me to brand them as bad taste, they have to be REALLY bad, and would probably get me at least a time out, if not a goodbye, dont let the door smack ya on the arse before we lock it lol

so, im out..."

Go on, live dangerously. There is some very archaic stuff going on elsewhere in the forums. Surely a bit of extreme humour is permitted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so

Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!! "

You see. I am glad that folk can still laugh! I think I spent too long following serious threads on here. I got too involved. I should just have had sex. Much simpler. Thanks for the bad taste joke. Yes, it was in bad taste. Yes, it made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will peaches geldof be burried, cremated or tinned?

Sorry

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so

Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!!

You see. I am glad that folk can still laugh! I think I spent too long following serious threads on here. I got too involved. I should just have had sex. Much simpler. Thanks for the bad taste joke. Yes, it was in bad taste. Yes, it made me smile."

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will peaches geldof be burried, cremated or tinned?

Sorry"

I laughed but I shouldn't have, should I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think Oscar Pistourus will have a leg to stand on in court.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will peaches geldof be burried, cremated or tinned?

Sorry"

Now that was funny. And in extremely bad taste. Why do we find these things funny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think Oscar Pistourus will have a leg to stand on in court. "

Too old. That was out months ago. But it is wrong of me when I havent even tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

problem is, humour is predicated by location.

a funny joke about a plane crash or earthquake the other side of the world, is more acceptable than, say, a joke about the london bombings.

as long as it has nothing directly to do with you or yours, then its funny, otherwise its off limits.

except to me, and thats why i will not be joining in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think Oscar Pistourus will have a leg to stand on in court. "

Your wrong mate. He will walk. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think Oscar Pistourus will have a leg to stand on in court.

Your wrong mate. He will walk. Lol"

Better.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

sorry for this one, read it on here the other day and sorry, found it funny, here goes,

if bob and paula had named peaches, pickles instead, would she have had a longer shelf life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sorry for this one, read it on here the other day and sorry, found it funny, here goes,

if bob and paula had named peaches, pickles instead, would she have had a longer shelf life "

You should be ashamed. Benefit scroungers and bleedin' foreigners. Etc Etc. Nigel Farage. And Muslims. And that sort of thing. I will have you know that I once liked a Boomtown Rats song and that I find this sort of humour insensitive and hurttful.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"sorry for this one, read it on here the other day and sorry, found it funny, here goes,

if bob and paula had named peaches, pickles instead, would she have had a longer shelf life

You should be ashamed. Benefit scroungers and bleedin' foreigners. Etc Etc. Nigel Farage. And Muslims. And that sort of thing. I will have you know that I once liked a Boomtown Rats song and that I find this sort of humour insensitive and hurttful."

sowwy

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I used to be a necrophiliac 'til this rotten cunt split on me...

That's my fave ever bad taste joke and no celebs were libelled in the making of this joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be a necrophiliac 'til this rotten cunt split on me...

That's my fave ever bad taste joke and no celebs were libelled in the making of this joke "

Rolling on floor laughing my flipping arse off!!!!!!!!!!

No wonder those things are usually abbreviated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er Caz, it's a joke thread, not your last confessed conquest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to be a necrophiliac 'til this rotten cunt split on me...

That's my fave ever bad taste joke and no celebs were libelled in the making of this joke "

That is so insensitive. I knew a dead person. You wouldn't make that joke if you knew a dead person. Or a benefit scrounger. Or if you read the Mail. Honestly, I despair.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Oscar Pistorius and Reeva Steenkamp were arguing about having a new bathroom door, but she was dead against it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a dead girl friend who was into nechrophilia. I always held it against her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Canis, you appear here in Court today charged with having sex with a canine, really, how low can a man get?"

"I've had a Dachshund yer Honour"

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Whats blue and doesnt fit...... a dead epileptic

And before anyone says anything i have had fits my whole life.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Bruce Forsyth would have been part of Operation Yewtree but he's that old all of his victims have died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South korean captain of a boat was question about the reason his boat sunk. He said its a fucking plane thats caused it and there japenese people on top. One called flo-ting and other so-kin-wet

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

A couple from an incedent just before Xmas and with apologies for those who had reletives of firends involved.

Staff wanted for popular Glasgow bar. Must be able to work a rotor.

I went to a bar in Glasgow the other night. Nice place but I thought the ceiling fan was a bit OTT.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pistorius. Oh, fook...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

how do you get a nun pregnant.?.

. dress her up as an alterboy

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

South African bathroom doors now have three settings, Vacant, Engaged and Please Don't Shoot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"South African bathroom doors now have three settings, Vacant, Engaged and Please Don't Shoot. "

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple from an incedent just before Xmas and with apologies for those who had reletives of firends involved.

Staff wanted for popular Glasgow bar. Must be able to work a rotor.

I went to a bar in Glasgow the other night. Nice place but I thought the ceiling fan was a bit OTT."

You sick uncaring person. How could you?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

puppy love is all fine and well but i find their Arseholes too tight.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

What's Red n cries..

a baby chewing on a razor blade

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so

Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!! "

C'mon guys, give Oscar Pistorius a break. There must be other men who have woken up legless in the early hours of Valentines day and then shot into their girlfriend's face while thinking she was someone else.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

whats the difference between a zit and a priest?

at least a zit waits til you're a teenager before it comes on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so

Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!!

C'mon guys, give Oscar Pistorius a break. There must be other men who have woken up legless in the early hours of Valentines day and then shot into their girlfriend's face while thinking she was someone else."

Oh fekk ...... I laughed, I'm going to stand in the corner (not by the door though)

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

whats the difference between a zit and a priest?

at least a zit waits til you're a teenager before it comes on your face

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I got this one the day after the Derrick Bird shootings back in 2010 (I drove past 2 of the dead on the way home from work that day...)

What's the quickest way to get to Scotland?

Shoot through Cumbria...

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Bad taste, but it did put a wry grin on my face...we Brits do have a bloody sick sense of humour and the speed that the jokes appear is amazing

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Here goes then got me tin hat on ready so

Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £2 a month can help a disabled African learn the difference between an Intruder and his fucking Girlfriend!!!!!

C'mon guys, give Oscar Pistorius a break. There must be other men who have woken up legless in the early hours of Valentines day and then shot into their girlfriend's face while thinking she was someone else.

Oh fekk ...... I laughed, I'm going to stand in the corner (not by the door though) "

Me too I'll join you in the corner!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Good job there were no Scousers on that Malaysian plane...we'd still be hearing about it in 2039

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will peaches geldof be burried, cremated or tinned?

Sorry"

hahahahaha

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

how do you know when a mechanics had sex ?

one of his fingers are clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats the difference between a zit and a priest?

at least a zit waits til you're a teenager before it comes on your face "

I vote that as the sickest one so far.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I heard that the Oscar Pistorious incident started as a row over interior decorating , he wanted a new bathroom door but she was dead against it ...

Has that one been told yet ?

Jo xxx

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"South korean captain of a boat was question about the reason his boat sunk. He said its a fucking plane thats caused it and there japenese people on top. One called flo-ting and other so-kin-wet"

I heard the accident happened because when the boat went round a blind corner and someone had left a fucking great plane there ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good job there were no Scousers on that Malaysian plane...we'd still be hearing about it in 2039"

You think they stole the wheels?

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Bob Hoskins is a selfish fker dying .... now we will never find out who framed Roger Rabbit.

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