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"For the Men it has to be the Toilet my Mum came around this Morning and said "why is there always Motorbike Magazines in the Bathroom" I told her it was the best place to read them but she just gave me that Mum look their so good at where do you read yours " reclining on the sofa | |||
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"Mind you shant tell you what my mum found last week. Well i will. I was in bed and said she could come in and she said whats that and laying on the floor was a long piece of telephone cable from the night before " Hey baby its the telephone man... | |||
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"Mind you shant tell you what my mum found last week. Well i will. I was in bed and said she could come in and she said whats that and laying on the floor was a long piece of telephone cable from the night before " Lol dare I ask?!! Took delivery of some new toys this morning. Thought I'd try the vibrating nipple clamps. Just attached them and set them to pulse when my daughter came into my room. Couldn't pull them off as they were really clamped on and didn't know what the next sequence would be . She was talking and said I think your Blackberry's vibrating, so she left as she thought I had a call! Back to OP I live with my two daughters and we have a small branch of W H Smiths in our bathroom. Good thing we have more than one loo as when my daughter goes in with her fags you know she's not coming out until she's read an issue of Heat! | |||
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" Good thing we have more than one loo as when my daughter goes in with her fags you know she's not coming out until she's read an issue of Heat! " Eeeek! I've smoked since I was 9 and I'm 45 now but even I draw the line at smoking in the bathroom. I don't smoke in my car either, something about small spaces and smoke fumes makes me retch. | |||
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" Good thing we have more than one loo as when my daughter goes in with her fags you know she's not coming out until she's read an issue of Heat! Eeeek! I've smoked since I was 9 and I'm 45 now but even I draw the line at smoking in the bathroom. I don't smoke in my car either, something about small spaces and smoke fumes makes me retch." You can come smoke in my bathroom its big enough | |||
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" laying on the floor was a long piece of telephone cable from the night before " Someone "laid a cable" on your bedroom floor?????? Eeeeewwwww. | |||
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"For the Men it has to be the Toilet my Mum came around this Morning and said "why is there always Motorbike Magazines in the Bathroom" I told her it was the best place to read them but she just gave me that Mum look their so good at where do you read yours " is there anywhere else better to read your bike mags, I've done it for years, it was the only place I never got nagged for reading it lol | |||
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" Good thing we have more than one loo as when my daughter goes in with her fags you know she's not coming out until she's read an issue of Heat! Eeeek! I've smoked since I was 9 and I'm 45 no w but even I draw the line at smoking in the bathroom. I don't smoke in my car either, something about small spaces and smoke fumes makes me retch." My bathroom was a double bedroom so large. That said I don't smoke so don't like the smell of smoke. | |||
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"For the Men it has to be the Toilet my Mum came around this Morning and said "why is there always Motorbike Magazines in the Bathroom" I told her it was the best place to read them but she just gave me that Mum look their so good at where do you read yours " Yak! | |||
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