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Silly things we do !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Puffing away at my eciggy and nothings coming out.. So reach for a lighter to light it... Doh

What silly things have you done?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I looked in my freezer for my driver's licence. It lives in the important papers drawer, which isn't in the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I looked in my freezer for my driver's licence. It lives in the important papers drawer, which isn't in the freezer.

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Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a whole Sunday roast in the oven.................yep, you guessed it..........forgot to turn the fecking oven on.............as homer famously says,

DOH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the kitchen for a piss. It didn't make sense. Then, went to get myself a banana from the loo.

...my head's not screwed on properly today lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

lost the dog. . . .i dont have a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to myself.

It's supposed to be a conversation with my son but in actuality it's me talking, him nodding and then walking away, only for me to notice he has his earbuds in and connected to music on his mobile in his pocket.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Spent about 5 min's looking for my car keys. Found them dangling from my mouth.

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

I quite often search my house for my sunglasses to find they are on my head! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH forgets he has glasses on his head and puts another pair on his eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it serves me right, I used to be a litter bug, one day I was driving down the M6 and I let my window down, picked up what I thought was an empty cigarette packet off the passenger seat and threw my wallet out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the box of Shreddies in the door of the fridge this morning, and I poured the water from the kettle into the coffee cannister rather than the cup

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"it serves me right, I used to be a litter bug, one day I was driving down the M6 and I let my window down, picked up what I thought was an empty cigarette packet off the passenger seat and threw my wallet out the window"

Good! I'm tolerant of a lot of things but littering, especially from cars, is not one of them.

I saw people in a car throwing rubbish from the window at a traffic light once and posted it back through the open window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

running around looking for my car thinking its been nicked,daughter point out I had just got new car which was a different make an colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the Kettle boiled I poured the water over my cereal,

It was a long night and I was very tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

Switching the bathroom light on knowing that the lights don't work. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got out of bed. What a silly mistake that was.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Put the box of Shreddies in the door of the fridge this morning, and I poured the water from the kettle into the coffee cannister rather than the cup "

Ouch, lol!!! I made a nice cup of hot water yesterday..........distinct lack of teabag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Very funny upto now

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

put the teapot out for the milkman and 2tea bags in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a drive but forgot the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My OH forgets he has glasses on his head and puts another pair on his eyes!"

I do that a lot, once put sunglasses on and discovered I had two pair of glasses on top of my head, used to ask my kid where's mummy's glasses have you seen them and he'd ask me to bend down so he could look on top of my head for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other week when I locked myself in my bedroom and you all helped advise me how to get out

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .i once heated up my son and picked up a can of sweetcorn from school

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

Found sky remote after 2 days of looking and buying a new one. Where?.....

In the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like rice

Stopped eating rice pudding when i realised what I was eating

Sam aged 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like rice

Stopped eating rice pudding when i realised what I was eating

Sam aged 10 "

I know someone who did exactly the same but @ the age of 38

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look for somthing then after about 10 mins forget what im looking for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lost the dog. . . .i dont have a dog "

Not now you don't ,,, you lost it lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look for somthing then after about 10 mins forget what im looking for!"

I sometimes go up stairs and forget what I went up there for

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"lost the dog. . . .i dont have a dog

Not now you don't ,,, you lost it lol !!"
ah i did have a dog, cheers

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got out of bed. What a silly mistake that was."

I made that mistake today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look for somthing then after about 10 mins forget what im looking for!

I sometimes go up stairs and forget what I went up there for

"

Sign of old age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am lost my girlfriend

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I grew up in a small village and one summer's day when I was about 16 walked to the shop a mile away from my house in cut-off shorts and a bikini top. It wasn't until I got home that I realised my left boob had popped out...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. i once watched a film called brotherly love and was best man at the gremlins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one,

I was given a movie to watch which was on two CDs, Watched the first cd to the end before I realised it was part two of the film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I look for somthing then after about 10 mins forget what im looking for!"

How do you know?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I feel much better about my blonde moments now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel much better about my blonde moments now!"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago when I was a kid somebody asked me to make a cup of tea

...so i stuck a tea bag in the electic kettle and waited for it to boil!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Was out with a friend having tea in a cafe. We were chatting I picked up the teapot and poured it straight into the milk jug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look for somthing then after about 10 mins forget what im looking for!

How do you know? "

Coz im left standing there thinking what the hell am i looking for lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've to many to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to my car after work and muttered to myself that I really need to wash my car more often as it was really filthy. I only realise it wasn't my car when I went to put the key in the door and saw a child seat in the back

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

When I smoked, I was out with some girlfriends, and needed a fag, took a "fag" out and lit it, burnt my fucking eyebrows off...its was a tampon!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do silly things.

I was pre wired to be fucking ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I smoked, I was out with some girlfriends, and needed a fag, took a "fag" out and lit it, burnt my fucking eyebrows off...its was a tampon!!!! "

OMG

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If I'm reading my kindle I try and turn the page, if I'm reading my book I try to click the 'next page' button. Gets me coming and going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I smoked, I was out with some girlfriends, and needed a fag, took a "fag" out and lit it, burnt my fucking eyebrows off...its was a tampon!!!! "

How did I miss this post?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I get a norty step outing if I take up all the server room and post them all ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blondes!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"When I smoked, I was out with some girlfriends, and needed a fag, took a "fag" out and lit it, burnt my fucking eyebrows off...its was a tampon!!!!

How did I miss this post?... "
I was pissed at the time, but it is funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lost the dog. . . .i dont have a dog "

did you find it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That moment when you ask some one to help you look for the thingymibob !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i biked to my then girlfriends house it was pointed out to me i had odd shoes on

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That moment when you ask some one to help you look for the thingymibob !!! "
That's gotten me into hot water before now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

often go to do something and forget what it was i wanted to do - think thats an age thing

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