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Andy Dufresne from Shawshank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just me rambling..

In hope of improving the Shawshank Prison Library, Andy writes a letter a week to the State Senate requesting funds for the library. And when some second hand books and a once-off donation arrives, accompanied by a letter stating "this matter is now closed. Please stop writing letters", Andy responds by writing two letters a week until an annual budget of $500 is awarded to him.

It appears I have the same method as Andy did to get a reply from women on fab. Keep hopelessly writing

I'm escaping through a poster on my wall as we speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just me rambling..

In hope of improving the Shawshank Prison Library, Andy writes a letter a week to the State Senate requesting funds for the library. And when some second hand books and a once-off donation arrives, accompanied by a letter stating "this matter is now closed. Please stop writing letters", Andy responds by writing two letters a week until an annual budget of $500 is awarded to him.

It appears I have the same method as Andy did to get a reply from women on fab. Keep hopelessly writing

I'm escaping through a poster on my wall as we speak.

"

brilliant! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just me rambling..

In hope of improving the Shawshank Prison Library, Andy writes a letter a week to the State Senate requesting funds for the library. And when some second hand books and a once-off donation arrives, accompanied by a letter stating "this matter is now closed. Please stop writing letters", Andy responds by writing two letters a week until an annual budget of $500 is awarded to him.

It appears I have the same method as Andy did to get a reply from women on fab. Keep hopelessly writing

I'm escaping through a poster on my wall as we speak.

brilliant! x"

hahaha like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone replied tho' to quote the movie 'just to shut you up'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone replied tho' to quote the movie 'just to shut you up' "

Andy never had to suffer the indignity of a block though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just me rambling..

In hope of improving the Shawshank Prison Library, Andy writes a letter a week to the State Senate requesting funds for the library. And when some second hand books and a once-off donation arrives, accompanied by a letter stating "this matter is now closed. Please stop writing letters", Andy responds by writing two letters a week until an annual budget of $500 is awarded to him.

It appears I have the same method as Andy did to get a reply from women on fab. Keep hopelessly writing

I'm escaping through a poster on my wall as we speak.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone replied tho' to quote the movie 'just to shut you up'

Andy never had to suffer the indignity of a block though. "

Correct, no doubt the State Senate wished they could have had some sort of 'enterprising falsely convicted inmate' filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone replied tho' to quote the movie 'just to shut you up'

Andy never had to suffer the indignity of a block though. "
true, he suffered much worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards. That's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

That's like the women on here looking through their mail box.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a Shawshank reference and you haven't contacted me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a Shawshank reference and you haven't contacted me. "

You'll get my next letter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. Old life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time.

The only question is, who's it gonna be?

Similar to my first day on Fab.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. Old life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time.

The only question is, who's it gonna be?

Similar to my first day on Fab."
I like shawshank but your obsessed,how much more can you quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. Old life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time.

The only question is, who's it gonna be?

Similar to my first day on Fab.I like shawshank but your obsessed,how much more can you quote "

I'd hazard a guess that's he's pretty handy with cockney rhyming slang too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing your luck instead of hot women you will also be supplied with boxes of ping pong ball's

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. Old life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time.

The only question is, who's it gonna be?

Similar to my first day on Fab.I like shawshank but your obsessed,how much more can you quote "

That's about it

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. Old life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time.

The only question is, who's it gonna be?

Similar to my first day on Fab.I like shawshank but your obsessed,how much more can you quote

That's about it "
it was very good,its made me want to watch it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knowing your luck instead of hot women you will also be supplied with boxes of ping pong ball's

Lol "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. Old life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time.

The only question is, who's it gonna be?

Similar to my first day on Fab.I like shawshank but your obsessed,how much more can you quote

That's about it it was very good,its made me want to watch it again"

He's still missed the quote that refers to me.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Dear Mr University (or may I call you Sydney?)

Please find enclosed a one off donation of a small tub of pubic hair clippings and a pair of slightly used panties to replace your wank sock which by now must be so crusty the feeling would be akin to sandpapering your no doubt awesome member. May I kindly request you to cease and desist all contact now as my inbox cannot take the constant bombardment of cock pics, plus that one with you, the goat and the Nebuchadnezzar of Lambrini made my eyes bleed.

Thanks in advance

Caz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Mr University (or may I call you Sydney?)

Please find enclosed a one off donation of a small tub of pubic hair clippings and a pair of slightly used panties to replace your wank sock which by now must be so crusty the feeling would be akin to sandpapering your no doubt awesome member. May I kindly request you to cease and desist all contact now as my inbox cannot take the constant bombardment of cock pics, plus that one with you, the goat and the Nebuchadnezzar of Lambrini made my eyes bleed.

Thanks in advance

Caz"

Dear Caz

I appreciate your generous donation.

The used panties have made a very suitable hammock for myself and my cell mate.

Your pubic hair clippings were also very considerate - my favourite colour is grey: it's as if you could read my mind.

God speed.

SU

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Dear Mr University (or may I call you Sydney?)

Please find enclosed a one off donation of a small tub of pubic hair clippings and a pair of slightly used panties to replace your wank sock which by now must be so crusty the feeling would be akin to sandpapering your no doubt awesome member. May I kindly request you to cease and desist all contact now as my inbox cannot take the constant bombardment of cock pics, plus that one with you, the goat and the Nebuchadnezzar of Lambrini made my eyes bleed.

Thanks in advance

Caz

Dear Caz

I appreciate your generous donation.

The used panties have made a very suitable hammock for myself and my cell mate.

Your pubic hair clippings were also very considerate - my favourite colour is grey: it's as if you could read my mind.

God speed.

SU

"

Dear Syd (or Inmate 4563271 as the authorities insist I address all future missives)

I fear I may have mistakenly sent you the shavings from Smokey the cat's spaying operation...I am, in fact, blonde as hinted at by the first part of my name.

I'm glad the panties are providing comfort to both you and Big Brenda the Ball Buster and hope you don't fall out mid coitus and cause any injury to yourselves.

Kindest regards

BLONDECaz

P.S. If anyone follows me onto this thread insinuating that I am in fact a ginge, let me assure you that there is no proof of this heinous accusation buried in a fireproof lockbox in the Elders hovel in Arse End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Mr University (or may I call you Sydney?)

Please find enclosed a one off donation of a small tub of pubic hair clippings and a pair of slightly used panties to replace your wank sock which by now must be so crusty the feeling would be akin to sandpapering your no doubt awesome member. May I kindly request you to cease and desist all contact now as my inbox cannot take the constant bombardment of cock pics, plus that one with you, the goat and the Nebuchadnezzar of Lambrini made my eyes bleed.

Thanks in advance

Caz

Dear Caz

I appreciate your generous donation.

The used panties have made a very suitable hammock for myself and my cell mate.

Your pubic hair clippings were also very considerate - my favourite colour is grey: it's as if you could read my mind.

God speed.

SU

Dear Syd (or Inmate 4563271 as the authorities insist I address all future missives)

I fear I may have mistakenly sent you the shavings from Smokey the cat's spaying operation...I am, in fact, blonde as hinted at by the first part of my name.

I'm glad the panties are providing comfort to both you and Big Brenda the Ball Buster and hope you don't fall out mid coitus and cause any injury to yourselves.

Kindest regards

BLONDECaz

P.S. If anyone follows me onto this thread insinuating that I am in fact a ginge, let me assure you that there is no proof of this heinous accusation buried in a fireproof lockbox in the Elders hovel in Arse End"

psst Caz, but are you not overlooking the royalties you could get from that biscuit company that markets Ginger Nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Mr University (or may I call you Sydney?)

Please find enclosed a one off donation of a small tub of pubic hair clippings and a pair of slightly used panties to replace your wank sock which by now must be so crusty the feeling would be akin to sandpapering your no doubt awesome member. May I kindly request you to cease and desist all contact now as my inbox cannot take the constant bombardment of cock pics, plus that one with you, the goat and the Nebuchadnezzar of Lambrini made my eyes bleed.

Thanks in advance

Caz

Dear Caz

I appreciate your generous donation.

The used panties have made a very suitable hammock for myself and my cell mate.

Your pubic hair clippings were also very considerate - my favourite colour is grey: it's as if you could read my mind.

God speed.

SU

Dear Syd (or Inmate 4563271 as the authorities insist I address all future missives)

I fear I may have mistakenly sent you the shavings from Smokey the cat's spaying operation...I am, in fact, blonde as hinted at by the first part of my name.

I'm glad the panties are providing comfort to both you and Big Brenda the Ball Buster and hope you don't fall out mid coitus and cause any injury to yourselves.

Kindest regards

BLONDECaz

P.S. If anyone follows me onto this thread insinuating that I am in fact a ginge, let me assure you that there is no proof of this heinous accusation buried in a fireproof lockbox in the Elders hovel in Arse End"

Ma'am

It is with great regret to have to inform you of Sydney's passing.

He has died in a freak accident.

He had a full scale naked poster of your good self and he used your lady tunnel to escape through. However, removing so much rock and stone at that grand scale caused the tunnel to collapse in on him.

I'm so sorry.

The Warden.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Dear Mr University (or may I call you Sydney?)

Please find enclosed a one off donation of a small tub of pubic hair clippings and a pair of slightly used panties to replace your wank sock which by now must be so crusty the feeling would be akin to sandpapering your no doubt awesome member. May I kindly request you to cease and desist all contact now as my inbox cannot take the constant bombardment of cock pics, plus that one with you, the goat and the Nebuchadnezzar of Lambrini made my eyes bleed.

Thanks in advance

Caz

Dear Caz

I appreciate your generous donation.

The used panties have made a very suitable hammock for myself and my cell mate.

Your pubic hair clippings were also very considerate - my favourite colour is grey: it's as if you could read my mind.

God speed.

SU

Dear Syd (or Inmate 4563271 as the authorities insist I address all future missives)

I fear I may have mistakenly sent you the shavings from Smokey the cat's spaying operation...I am, in fact, blonde as hinted at by the first part of my name.

I'm glad the panties are providing comfort to both you and Big Brenda the Ball Buster and hope you don't fall out mid coitus and cause any injury to yourselves.

Kindest regards

BLONDECaz

P.S. If anyone follows me onto this thread insinuating that I am in fact a ginge, let me assure you that there is no proof of this heinous accusation buried in a fireproof lockbox in the Elders hovel in Arse End

psst Caz, but are you not overlooking the royalties you could get from that biscuit company that markets Ginger Nuts?

"

I receive royalties already from a well known fizzy drinks company after Admin changed my profile name to TangoFlapsCaz after a raft of trading standards complaints from meets who I refused to meet a second time...whilst the money comes in handy, the shame every time the cheque comes through the door is unending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Mr University (or may I call you Sydney?)

Please find enclosed a one off donation of a small tub of pubic hair clippings and a pair of slightly used panties to replace your wank sock which by now must be so crusty the feeling would be akin to sandpapering your no doubt awesome member. May I kindly request you to cease and desist all contact now as my inbox cannot take the constant bombardment of cock pics, plus that one with you, the goat and the Nebuchadnezzar of Lambrini made my eyes bleed.

Thanks in advance

Caz

Dear Caz

I appreciate your generous donation.

The used panties have made a very suitable hammock for myself and my cell mate.

Your pubic hair clippings were also very considerate - my favourite colour is grey: it's as if you could read my mind.

God speed.

SU

Dear Syd (or Inmate 4563271 as the authorities insist I address all future missives)

I fear I may have mistakenly sent you the shavings from Smokey the cat's spaying operation...I am, in fact, blonde as hinted at by the first part of my name.

I'm glad the panties are providing comfort to both you and Big Brenda the Ball Buster and hope you don't fall out mid coitus and cause any injury to yourselves.

Kindest regards

BLONDECaz

P.S. If anyone follows me onto this thread insinuating that I am in fact a ginge, let me assure you that there is no proof of this heinous accusation buried in a fireproof lockbox in the Elders hovel in Arse End

psst Caz, but are you not overlooking the royalties you could get from that biscuit company that markets Ginger Nuts?

I receive royalties already from a well known fizzy drinks company after Admin changed my profile name to TangoFlapsCaz after a raft of trading standards complaints from meets who I refused to meet a second time...whilst the money comes in handy, the shame every time the cheque comes through the door is unending "

I'm saying nothing about our ghey postman.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Dear Mr University (or may I call you Sydney?)

Please find enclosed a one off donation of a small tub of pubic hair clippings and a pair of slightly used panties to replace your wank sock which by now must be so crusty the feeling would be akin to sandpapering your no doubt awesome member. May I kindly request you to cease and desist all contact now as my inbox cannot take the constant bombardment of cock pics, plus that one with you, the goat and the Nebuchadnezzar of Lambrini made my eyes bleed.

Thanks in advance

Caz

Dear Caz

I appreciate your generous donation.

The used panties have made a very suitable hammock for myself and my cell mate.

Your pubic hair clippings were also very considerate - my favourite colour is grey: it's as if you could read my mind.

God speed.

SU

Dear Syd (or Inmate 4563271 as the authorities insist I address all future missives)

I fear I may have mistakenly sent you the shavings from Smokey the cat's spaying operation...I am, in fact, blonde as hinted at by the first part of my name.

I'm glad the panties are providing comfort to both you and Big Brenda the Ball Buster and hope you don't fall out mid coitus and cause any injury to yourselves.

Kindest regards

BLONDECaz

P.S. If anyone follows me onto this thread insinuating that I am in fact a ginge, let me assure you that there is no proof of this heinous accusation buried in a fireproof lockbox in the Elders hovel in Arse End

Ma'am

It is with great regret to have to inform you of Sydney's passing.

He has died in a freak accident.

He had a full scale naked poster of your good self and he used your lady tunnel to escape through. However, removing so much rock and stone at that grand scale caused the tunnel to collapse in on him.

I'm so sorry.

The Warden.

"

Dear Warden Norton

I am bereft...Sydney and I had an understanding...in fact I'd go so far as to say we were engaged to be married on his release...I will attempt to console myself with the thought that he shuffled off this mortal coil in my warm embrace (metaphorically speaking)

Thank you for your kind words

WidowCaz

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