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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have a rant about something then hand the baton to the next poster.

Self service checkouts.

I'm a customer not an employee! You scan and pack.

Put item in bag. IT'S IN THE BAG

Unrecognised item in weighing area. WHAT? WHERE?

Approval needed?! I'M 40! THE APPROVER IS ABOUT 12!

If this doesn't take this crumpled tenner I'm having a melt down..

baton passed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packaging... why do I need a laser saw to open things these fays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK. My trolley is full of groceries so I avoid the self service checkout. Pile my goods on to the conveyer belt. To which the checkout girl asks. Would you like a bag? How else am I going to get 70 quids worth of shopping to the car? Juggle it, and before any mentions it, no I didn't have a sodding bag for life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is my Medication late again..

NUUUUURSE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn"

Ask Wallace and Gromit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

Ask Wallace and Gromit"

Even im not stupid enough to believe they are real..

Although the crew from chicken run did a crackin job on that areoplane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

Ask Wallace and Gromit

Even im not stupid enough to believe they are real..

Although the crew from chicken run did a crackin job on that areoplane "

They are real. Please leave your conspiracy theories to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

Ask Wallace and Gromit

Even im not stupid enough to believe they are real..

Although the crew from chicken run did a crackin job on that areoplane

They are real. Please leave your conspiracy theories to yourself.

"

Oh just hush up n drive your mighty fine self down here and makd me one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

Ask Wallace and Gromit

Even im not stupid enough to believe they are real..

Although the crew from chicken run did a crackin job on that areoplane

They are real. Please leave your conspiracy theories to yourself.

Oh just hush up n drive your mighty fine self down here and makd me one "

Make you what?

A plasticine Morph?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

Ask Wallace and Gromit

Even im not stupid enough to believe they are real..

Although the crew from chicken run did a crackin job on that areoplane

They are real. Please leave your conspiracy theories to yourself.

Oh just hush up n drive your mighty fine self down here and makd me one

Make you what?

A plasticine Morph?"

No a bacon sarnie ya muppet..

Oh a new rant.. hot guys who take shameless selfies using a mirror..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

Ask Wallace and Gromit

Even im not stupid enough to believe they are real..

Although the crew from chicken run did a crackin job on that areoplane

They are real. Please leave your conspiracy theories to yourself.

Oh just hush up n drive your mighty fine self down here and makd me one

Make you what?

A plasticine Morph?

No a bacon sarnie ya muppet..

Oh a new rant.. hot guys who take shameless selfies using a mirror.. "

Ouch. To be fair I concur.

But at least they are recent - and not like guys thinking a beach photo circa 1995 Tenerife is an accurate representation. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appriciate a recent photo too..

Most modern smart phones have forward facing cameras so pics no longer need to be taken in the bathroom..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I appriciate a recent photo too..

Most modern smart phones have forward facing cameras so pics no longer need to be taken in the bathroom.."

Thanks tech guru.

You should date Siri x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I appriciate a recent photo too..

Most modern smart phones have forward facing cameras so pics no longer need to be taken in the bathroom..

Thanks tech guru.

You should date Siri x"

Heard she is feisty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it raining in your car!!!!????

then why the fook have you got your hood up while driving???!!?!?!?!?

surely you cant see properly around you, you fuckwitted dicktard!!

baton passed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE SPELLING POLICE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

booked days off work, i wait for two days for a parcel to arrive, checking parcel tracker site which is never updated, i pop to the shop for cat food and arrive home to find i've missed the delivery. YOU CNNNUUUUUUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! batten passed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"THE SPELLING POLICE!!

"

Touché!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"booked days off work, i wait for two days for a parcel to arrive, checking parcel tracker site which is never updated, i pop to the shop for cat food and arrive home to find i've missed the delivery. YOU CNNNUUUUUUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! batten passed"

Blame the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THE SPELLING POLICE!!

Touché! "

Clowns are pretty cool btw

Sprouts taste amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"THE SPELLING POLICE!!

Touché!

Clowns are pretty cool btw

Sprouts taste amazing "

I'd rather watch a sprout and eat a clown..

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so my post arrives.. i have a grey card from Royal Mail..

'Unfortunately we cant deliver your item because there is a fee to pay'

The sender didnt pay the full postage (includes £1 handeling fee)

Payment due.. £1.53

ARGHhHHH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so my post arrives.. i have a grey card from Royal Mail..

'Unfortunately we cant deliver your item because there is a fee to pay'

The sender didnt pay the full postage (includes £1 handeling fee)

Payment due.. £1.53

ARGHhHHH "

I sent you your knickers back

I'm not paying for postage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Coppers are all bloody liars, Tell us where the bodies are hidden and it will go easier one you he says..8 months later n they still wont give me my Crayons back..

BASTARDS

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so my post arrives.. i have a grey card from Royal Mail..

'Unfortunately we cant deliver your item because there is a fee to pay'

The sender didnt pay the full postage (includes £1 handeling fee)

Payment due.. £1.53

ARGHhHHH

I sent you your knickers back

I'm not paying for postage!

"

Thought you wanted a new hammock.. jeeez so ungreatful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so my post arrives.. i have a grey card from Royal Mail..

'Unfortunately we cant deliver your item because there is a fee to pay'

The sender didnt pay the full postage (includes £1 handeling fee)

Payment due.. £1.53

ARGHhHHH

I sent you your knickers back

I'm not paying for postage!

Thought you wanted a new hammock.. jeeez so ungreatful "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golfing umbrellas.... In the street. Wtf?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have a serious case of PMT...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Men who chat a while, say they want to meet, disappear for a fortnight, then expect you to be gagging for them on their return! Duh, get some feel for the process guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men who chat a while, say they want to meet, disappear for a fortnight, then expect you to be gagging for them on their return! Duh, get some feel for the process guys!! "

I was on my holidays lol.

I love my parents but why do they think that time stops when I phone them and that goodbye is nearly a 30 min warning as to the end of the call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Movie reboots. They were crap before! They're still crap no matter how many times you rewrite the script, cast better looking leads and promote till doomsday and they'll always be CRAP!!!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Straight men looking at my profile. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless, talentless 'celebrities' grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Banal creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroppy, huffy, obnoxious arseholes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you hold a door open for someone and they say NOTHING

I wish them an agonising death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a serious case of PMT... "

This may just be the point of this thread. Let it all out in a safe and understanding environment in the company of people who support you.

A chance for all to whinge, scream, moan and complain with complete impunity.

Am i waffling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you hold a door open for someone and they say NOTHING

I wish them an agonising death.

"

Nobody has manners these days - particularly not the younger generation. (You must be at least 35 to say this)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you hold a door open for someone and they say NOTHING

I wish them an agonising death.

Nobody has manners these days - particularly not the younger generation. (You must be at least 35 to say this)"

And policemen are getting younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you hold a door open for someone and they say NOTHING

I wish them an agonising death.

Nobody has manners these days - particularly not the younger generation. (You must be at least 35 to say this)

And policemen are getting younger

"

Ha ha

And teachers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a stalker at mo looking at my profile 7 times already today,he always peeking,tempted to put a status up 'cooey john get a flag then u can say hi'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my gorgeous new basque i ordered for my weekends sexy fun as been lost in transist thwy can send a rplacement but not until monday wen the product is back in stock! so now all i have to wear is french frilly knickers, lace top stockings and a smile, hope he doesnt mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight men looking at my profile. Why? "

Probably searching for ideas and inspiration to improve their own profiles.

Take it as a compliment.

(Or thats the lie i tell myself anyway. Lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doormen on power trips (which is all of them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks."

Maybe they're blind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks.

Maybe they're blind?"

That will improve my chances then huh?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my gorgeous new basque i ordered for my weekends sexy fun as been lost in transist thwy can send a rplacement but not until monday wen the product is back in stock! so now all i have to wear is french frilly knickers, lace top stockings and a smile, hope he doesnt mind "

Just smother yourself in nutella...sod the undercrackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks.

Maybe they're blind?

That will improve my chances then huh?!"

Hmm that depends on whether or not you speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks.

Maybe they're blind?

That will improve my chances then huh?!

Hmm that depends on whether or not you speak"

You won't be able to - it's rude to speak with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks.

Maybe they're blind?

That will improve my chances then huh?!

Hmm that depends on whether or not you speak

You won't be able to - it's rude to speak with your mouth full"

Lol oooh you're gonna feed me, yummy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks.

Maybe they're blind?

That will improve my chances then huh?!

Hmm that depends on whether or not you speak

You won't be able to - it's rude to speak with your mouth full

Lol oooh you're gonna feed me, yummy x"

One day I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 13:44:04]"

Ooh what did this say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks.

Maybe they're blind?

That will improve my chances then huh?!

Hmm that depends on whether or not you speak

You won't be able to - it's rude to speak with your mouth full

Lol oooh you're gonna feed me, yummy x

One day I hope "

For sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 13:44:04]

Ooh what did this say?

"

Same as the other / clumsy fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenage mechanics and their bloody oily fingers!!!

D(f )..paintbrush in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 13:44:04]

Ooh what did this say?

Same as the other / clumsy fingers "

Or extra hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 13:44:04]

Ooh what did this say?

Same as the other / clumsy fingers

Or extra hope "

Your hope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 13:44:04]

Ooh what did this say?

Same as the other / clumsy fingers

Or extra hope

Your hope?"

Yours silly you did it twice

I hope your fingers aren't always clumsy mind...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 13:44:04]

Ooh what did this say?

Same as the other / clumsy fingers

Or extra hope

Your hope?

Yours silly you did it twice

I hope your fingers aren't always clumsy mind..."

Steady as a watchmaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 13:44:04]

Ooh what did this say?

Same as the other / clumsy fingers

Or extra hope

Your hope?

Yours silly you did it twice

I hope your fingers aren't always clumsy mind...

Steady as a watchmaker"

Lol we'll see

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .poor peaches geldof ,most of us are heavily influenced by our mum and dad and hers were pretty much cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight street cars parked both sides ,,, you flash ( not with cock) the person coming ( not cummin) the other way ,,, drives straight past you and doesn't even look my fucking way ,,,, wish I had a clapped out banger ( car) would have rammed into the twat

Baton passed

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn"

They do. It called a good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

They do. It called a good man"

Well i need me one then lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

My rant is, don't get at self scan hosts or check out operators. We have a job to do like everyone else and are TOLD what we have to ask customers. Checkouts - many customers bring their own bags, but we are instructed to ask if you need bags. Come October you will have to pay for bags, so I suggest you start getting into the habit of bringing your own.

Self scan - the machines are easy to use - if customers take the time to learn how to use them. As far as approval is concerned, the fact that you are 40 is neither here nor there. I see many under age customers trying to buy alcohol and we are required, by law, to check IDs. The machines have to ask it EVERY TIME there is an age restricted product, so don't get annoyed at us - it ain't our fault. Shouting at the machine, waving bottles with tags on them or dvds/tagged items does not endear you to your self scan host. We greet you with a smile and a hello, well at least I do, and are there to help whenever things go wrong, usually because of the customers I might add. We all have our own troubles, large or small, so please, when you come to a checkout or a self scan area, remember we are there to help, chat with and have a laugh with too - it is allowed you know. We are shoppers too and know how fraught it can be, especially with a big shop and children in tow. We don't get paid enough to be verbally abused or threatened with violence because we have refused a sale.

And breath!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sorry. This till is closing now.

Really?

Then stick my shopping up your arse then. And yes I still want the Tesco points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myleen Klass , class, klausse??!! Who cares??! Who the hell is she woth her fake smile and why is she appearing on so many things on the telly Again lately?????!!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwww ......thank you, baton passed but I do have a list so may be back!! Lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"I'm sorry. This till is closing now.

Really?

Then stick my shopping up your arse then. And yes I still want the Tesco points.

"

Don't be so selfish. We have to eat/go to the loo, take a break from inane conversations, screaming kids, cold checkouts................god the list is endless!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenagers on study leave ......... all he's studied so far is the inside of his eyelids for light leaks and played host to x-box and pizza eating afternoons.

And breathe .......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had to leave a hot man in a warm bed at 5.30am to get back in time for my car to be collected at 8am for repairs. They arrived at 1pm!!!!

Baton passed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiots posting stupid comments about something they nothing about!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Idiots posting stupid comments about something they nothing about!! "

Also known as: those that don't necessarily conform to your view or standpoint?

It takes a brave person to stick to their beliefs on a thread where nobody wants to risk upsetting anyone else.

I say things that I believe in - I don't look what someone pretty in the thread has said and simply agree with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the frivolity which was fun.

Disabled Parking Space. It is fully functioning.

And, please, no sensitive responses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wanting to hurt those with more than ten items in a ten items or less queue.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

why do we pay birds to shit over our caRs and windows?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Wanting to hurt those with more than ten items in a ten items or less queue."

I totally agree. Or people bringing trolleys into self scan. It's for baskets!!!!!!! Like your profile pic btw

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By *igzag1Man
over a year ago

hartlepool

Peaches geldof smack head did not deserve kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiots posting stupid comments about something they nothing about!!

Also known as: those that don't necessarily conform to your view or standpoint?

It takes a brave person to stick to their beliefs on a thread where nobody wants to risk upsetting anyone else.

I say things that I believe in - I don't look what someone pretty in the thread has said and simply agree with her.

"

Excellent that's what freedom of speach is all about

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Oncoming drivers in silver / white/ grey cars in fog at dawn who either have no lights on or make a half-arsed attempt and put their side-lights on

Satan's Special Table hasn't enough spaces reserved for you cnuts!!

Baton passed........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cherished number plates

Yes STE V1E - we now know you're a knob and also your name.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The courtesy car is automatic and doesn't have R4!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenagers who stroll across the road when a car is approaching them

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

And people who say "Won't reply to anyone who hasn't thoruoughly read my profile"

And it's 2 lines ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And people who say "Won't reply to anyone who hasn't thoruoughly read my profile"

And it's 2 lines ..."

What's the other line?

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

OK Smartarse!

The status says "Won't reply etc."

But the profile is 2 lines.

And I'm most disappointed with my slapdash spelling of the word "thoroughly".

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

What I really hate is people who leave the door slightly open in shop changing rooms , that and women who wear micro mini skirts in public ...... It should be against the law ..... These are evil people who should be shot at dawn ( yes she's pissed me off too )

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago


"I have bacon in the fridge... why wont someone invent a machine that makes bacon sandwiches and delivers them to your bedside mmmmn

Ask Wallace and Gromit

Even im not stupid enough to believe they are real..

Although the crew from chicken run did a crackin job on that areoplane "

Yes they did, but dont forget, the Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft.

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over a year ago


"Profiles on here that have no photos, and the text says: will fill in later - and the profile is over a year old!

FFS.

You've had a year to buy a camera and write a paragraph of bollocks."

Along the same line...,profiles that say "I'm new to this" that have been here over a year and have x number if verifications. That's not New to this in my book.

Oh and the other on that really grinds my gears. The guys that have smoker on profile, I reply saying "Sorry sweetie I don't meet smokers x " and get the reply "oh I've given up" .....WHAT IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS?!?!? Just be honest even if we met (which is highly unlikely) brushing your teeth & chewing gum isn't going to give up the fact you are a smoker, so just be honest.

Baton passed.

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