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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of the person above just from reading their profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With "respect". It's a little egotistical. I get the feeling that if you had a trumpet you'd blow it nice and loud.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is in the market for a parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant say much about above or below, but black cock slut here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoys roleplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enjoys roleplay "
that was for the naughty pirate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enjoys roleplay "

Friendly and laid back, nice rack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the cock picture

D (f )

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By *chooloffilthWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Intriguing - libertine

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cant say much about above or below, but black cock slut here. "

Is my profile written in invisible ink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant say much about above or below, but black cock slut here.

Is my profile written in invisible ink "

He's laid back, enjoys forum banter. And he's a Dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd meet him

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Are absolute sweethearts (and there is a marvellously peachy bottom to be found!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are absolute sweethearts (and there is a marvellously peachy bottom to be found!)

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Very sexy lady that knows what she wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I really want to have cocktails as her profile made me laugh so hard I peed a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab success story of romance and getting together. Sweeeeeeeeeet

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A Naughty Twosome - interesting and come over ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious and fierce (in a good way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hilarious and fierce (in a good way) "

i would suspect she was someone NOT to be trifled with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea. They've blocked me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hilarious and fierce (in a good way)

i would suspect she was someone NOT to be trifled with lol"

Lol I'm sweet and shy and soft really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea. They've blocked me.

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The type of guy fab needs more of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea. They've blocked me.

The type of guy fab needs more of "

Before I'm lynched?

You agree with public thread opinion you're a messiah / you disagree you're a troll.

Hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea. They've blocked me.

The type of guy fab needs more of "

Lovely and supportive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit as hell just hope he aint a red coming from manc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney - chatty ! ( and looks good for age ) xx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fit as hell just hope he aint a red coming from manc "

All city fans are amazing people..

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By *am ValentineWoman
over a year ago

Worthing

Funny, interesting and gutted he is too far away! ; )

Marisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fit as hell just hope he aint a red coming from manc "

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sydney - chatty ! ( and looks good for age ) xx lol"

I've never married so never aged as drastically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sydney - chatty ! ( and looks good for age ) xx lol"

Densol - classic Hollywood-starlet looks, would never tire of her company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fit as hell just hope he aint a red coming from manc

All city fans are amazing people.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sydney - chatty ! ( and looks good for age ) xx lol

Densol - classic Hollywood-starlet looks, would never tire of her company. "

Tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 09:53:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(AndysBitch) A kinky duo who'd cause double thr trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea. They've blocked me.

The type of guy fab needs more of

Lovely and supportive "

Likes himself a lot and could be rummaging in that skip a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(AndysBitch) A kinky duo who'd cause double thr trouble.

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Busy busy bee !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(AndysBitch) A kinky duo who'd cause double thr trouble.

Busy busy bee !!"

What a poser. Bloody gorgeous though.

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(AndysBitch) A kinky duo who'd cause double thr trouble.

Busy busy bee !!

What a poser. Bloody gorgeous though.

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Cheeky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The naughtiest angel - very playful!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sydney - chatty ! ( and looks good for age ) xx lol

Densol - classic Hollywood-starlet looks, would never tire of her company. "

Ooh thank you) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(AndysBitch) A kinky duo who'd cause double thr trouble.

Busy busy bee !!

What a poser. Bloody gorgeous though.

Cheeky!!!"

Naughtiest Angel: Direct!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sydney - chatty ! ( and looks good for age ) xx lol

Densol - classic Hollywood-starlet looks, would never tire of her company.

Ooh thank you) xxx"

Densol MILFY. Elegance personified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inital thoughts were 'get that man a razor for the facial fluff'

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My inital thoughts were 'get that man a razor for the facial fluff'"

Big boobs and pretty cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy"

Upbeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Upbeat. "

Cute butt

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Upbeat.

Cute butt "

She's a rapper.

Word to ya moms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 12:06:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 12:06:32]"

That she's not looking for any new meets!

But seriously, her profile is very straightforward and to the point, and her face is beautiful, so can't criticise much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My furst impression is of a person who knows what he is looking for and how to get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My first impression is of a person who knows what he is looking for and how to get it.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Likes to write novels while giving/receiving massages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Likes to write novels while giving/receiving massages... "

i actually a kim wilde fan, or just has way too much time on her hands lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

VenusandHercules - creative peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VenusandHercules - creative peeps "

Tina. Photo finish in a zeppelin race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VenusandHercules - creative peeps

Tina. Photo finish in a zeppelin race. "

Confident and witty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet, honest write up. Cute pics.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet, honest write up. Cute pics.

x"

Well the first thing I noticed was the rather elegant and stylish avatar, but she's another woman with a well written and clear profile, and the list of dislikes at the end helps clarify what she's not looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x"

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple. "

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun, friendly, adventurous, hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body "

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar "

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!"

Ha was quoting one above you but you jumped in

Your profile is very good and great pics by the way

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!"

You already know what my impression is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

Ha was quoting one above you but you jumped in

Your profile is very good and great pics by the way "

Lol!!! Seems we both like a soapy shower x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

You already know what my impression is "

Happy to have experienced it first hand minxy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

You already know what my impression is "

Has written a long profile, which is kinda weird because nobody reads 'em. And she's well, and so am I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 20:03:44]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 20:04:50]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

You already know what my impression is

Happy to have experienced it first hand minxy xxx"

I stay in the way between you tow... how come I've never noticed any of you passing through?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

You already know what my impression is

Has written a long profile, which is kinda weird because nobody reads 'em. And she's well, and so am I."

hasn't done any of his interests

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A smart arse and a few great pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 20:03:44]"

Great profile - entertaining reading. Nice photos - think he needs a massage?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

You already know what my impression is

Has written a long profile, which is kinda weird because nobody reads 'em. And she's well, and so am I."

There is a short version as well, for the one's who cant read!

A male who had more than a few words to say, slightly impressed

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

You already know what my impression is

Happy to have experienced it first hand minxy xxx

I stay in the way between you tow... how come I've never noticed any of you passing through?! "

Because you never look??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foxy fiesty minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 20:03:44]

Great profile - entertaining reading. Nice photos - think he needs a massage?"

Badly lol. Love the curves. Very feminine and sexy body. Informative profile and well put in a friendly down to earth way.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

JustUnme - exhaustive profile, but very comprehensive.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"JustUnme - exhaustive profile,

but very comprehensive. "

complex !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexy brain- Creative (love the pics) x

Straight talking fun looking Alt couple.

A pirate in the making... Good sense of humour and a sexy body

Relaxed secure and friendly, sexy pics... I stopped for a while at the one with the guitar

A profile with a sense of humour, nice one and for someone whose not from the uk, your English is better than most born here....like it!!!!

You already know what my impression is

Happy to have experienced it first hand minxy xxx

I stay in the way between you tow... how come I've never noticed any of you passing through?!

Because you never look?? "

Most likely I was too busy perving at your pics! Thinking of installing my radars in the motorway or a fab camera to spy on fabbers passing through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 20:03:44]

Great profile - entertaining reading. Nice photos - think he needs a massage?

Badly lol. Love the curves. Very feminine and sexy body. Informative profile and well put in a friendly down to earth way. "

nice thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 20:03:44]

Great profile - entertaining reading. Nice photos - think he needs a massage?

Badly lol. Love the curves. Very feminine and sexy body. Informative profile and well put in a friendly down to earth way.

nice thank you xx"

Naughty geordies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first impression was 'great a local guy who's not a minger'.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first impression was 'great a local guy who's not a minger'.. lol"

Obviously a flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first impression was 'great a local guy who's not a minger'.. lol

Obviously a flirt "

And that's without lookin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first impression was 'great a local guy who's not a minger'.. lol"

Beautiful eyes, hypnotic Infact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first impression was 'great a local guy who's not a minger'.. lol

Beautiful eyes, hypnotic Infact "

Cute n sassy by the way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great body ...sorry to busy perving to read the profile...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great body ...sorry to busy perving to read the profile...lol "

Bwhahahaha yeah I know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 01/05/14 20:03:44]

Great profile - entertaining reading. Nice photos - think he needs a massage?

Badly lol. Love the curves. Very feminine and sexy body. Informative profile and well put in a friendly down to earth way.

nice thank you xx

Naughty geordies"

hahaha naughty poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good body sounds interesting guy who knows exactly wat he wants off here

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"Good body sounds interesting guy who knows exactly wat he wants off here "

Likes to have a good chat,but, very loudly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good body sounds interesting guy who knows exactly wat he wants off here

Likes to have a good chat,but, very loudly!"

Shift key is broken on her keyboard, loves cock and looks good but is a little bit annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good body sounds interesting guy who knows exactly wat he wants off here

Likes to have a good chat,but, very loudly!

Shift key is broken on her keyboard, loves cock and looks good but is a little bit annoying."

I'd like to have a pint with ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good body sounds interesting guy who knows exactly wat he wants off here

Likes to have a good chat,but, very loudly!

Shift key is broken on her keyboard, loves cock and looks good but is a little bit annoying.

I'd like to have a pint with .... "

Scarlet. Red Hot!

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By *ipmummxWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Now this mans profile has me lol every time i read it very sexy pics and a fantadtic body . Naughty pirate your one hot man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this mans profile has me lol every time i read it very sexy pics and a fantadtic body . Naughty pirate your one hot man "

She is very clean, hygiene is very important to her. She has verified this by taking a photo in the bath.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"Good body sounds interesting guy who knows exactly wat he wants off here

Likes to have a good chat,but, very loudly!

Shift key is broken on her keyboard, loves cock and looks good but is a little bit annoying."

All you need to know about this chap is portrayed in the profile picture on the left. He is a cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good body sounds interesting guy who knows exactly wat he wants off here

Likes to have a good chat,but, very loudly!

Shift key is broken on her keyboard, loves cock and looks good but is a little bit annoying.

All you need to know about this chap is portrayed in the profile picture on the left. He is a cock! "

This lady looks hot. Looks like she loves a hard cock and a good tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good body sounds interesting guy who knows exactly wat he wants off here

Likes to have a good chat,but, very loudly!

Shift key is broken on her keyboard, loves cock and looks good but is a little bit annoying.

All you need to know about this chap is portrayed in the profile picture on the left. He is a cock! "

A horny married woman. Didn't realise she had left a red sock in the washing machine when she washed her white body stocking.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Has an unhealthy obsession with bananas.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My first impression was tommy cooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first impression was tommy cooper "

How did it go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fun open guy with a nice butt

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"My first impression was tommy cooper

How did it go?"

Just like that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A fun open guy with a nice butt "
Not a nice guy with an open butt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fun open guy with a nice butt Not a nice guy with an open butt? "

Sexy as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a very dry wit

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Is mischievous like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first impression was tommy cooper

How did it go?

Just like that "

Haha that made me laugh, and I set it up.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Knows how to cause chaos & mayhem

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Knows how to cause chaos & mayhem "

@ minxie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fun open guy with a nice butt Not a nice guy with an open butt? "

I was just about to make up my own joke based on this sentence. I think we're all grateful that I'm not a nice guy with an open butt.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Knows how to cause chaos & mayhem

@ minxie"
Brian cloughs brother from another mother . .

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By *ipmummxWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Now this mans profile has me lol every time i read it very sexy pics and a fantadtic body . Naughty pirate your one hot man

She is very clean, hygiene is very important to her. She has verified this by taking a photo in the bath."

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Is in my age range and apparently travels too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is in my age range and apparently travels too "

No pics !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is in my age range and apparently travels too

No pics !!!"

Cant work out if married or single - appears to be a house husband lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is in my age range and apparently travels too

No pics !!!

Cant work out if married or single - appears to be a house husband lol x "

Very photogenic, profile says she's currently not meeting though (I wonder how many guys notice that bit at all, let alone first?).

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Is from Coventry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't tell me anything about why he is here. Quite dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/05/14 20:48:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't tell me anything about why he is here. Quite dull"

only says what you dont want

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Good sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good sense of humour"

He's easy, gets around a lot. Can wear a dickie bow and still be underdressed.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dry wit, has a scaffolding fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good sense of humour

He's easy, gets around a lot. Can wear a dickie bow and still be underdressed."

He's openminded,well groomed and likes bouncing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dry wit, has a scaffolding fetish "
“My lips are moist and yielding, and I know the way

To keep the antique demon of remorse at bay.

All sorrows die upon my bosom. I can make

Old men laugh happily as children for make.

For him who sees me naked in my tresses, I

Replace the sun, the moon, and all the stars of the sky!

Believe me, learned sir, I am so deeply skilled

That when I wind a lover in my soft arms, and yield

My breasts like two ripe fruits for his devouring — both

Shy and voluptuous, insatiable and loath —

Upon this bed that groans and sighs luxuriously

Even the impotent angels would be damned for me!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is looking for a special friend COME ON LADIES and some bi friends

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dry wit, has a scaffolding fetish “My lips are moist and yielding, and I know the way

To keep the antique demon of remorse at bay.

All sorrows die upon my bosom. I can make

Old men laugh happily as children for make.

For him who sees me naked in my tresses, I

Replace the sun, the moon, and all the stars of the sky!

Believe me, learned sir, I am so deeply skilled

That when I wind a lover in my soft arms, and yield

My breasts like two ripe fruits for his devouring — both

Shy and voluptuous, insatiable and loath —

Upon this bed that groans and sighs luxuriously

Even the impotent angels would be damned for me!”"
Dark o rama

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

FemmeFatale - profile reads as if she is interesting, which she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FemmeFatale - profile reads as if she is interesting, which she is "

Wants to give Jim Bowen the ride of his life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FemmeFatale - profile reads as if she is interesting, which she is

Wants to give Jim Bowen the ride of his life."

Is Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes long lists

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Has a good sence of humour an a picky fecker lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much time on his hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for us white guys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not great taste in tshirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great assets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great assets xx"

She will contact you when she wants a meet. It doesn't matter if you work for Burger King, just don't have green eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great assets xx

She will contact you when she wants a meet. It doesn't matter if you work for Burger King, just don't have green eyes."

He is all about THE BANANAS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great assets xx

She will contact you when she wants a meet. It doesn't matter if you work for Burger King, just don't have green eyes.

He is all about THE BANANAS!"

THE King of swing.... please king of swing I am so hopefull in your generousity for my share in the swinging scene.

Would the queen of swing give me a try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes playing with dollies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Likes playing with dollies "

This guy would be perfect for her! haha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

TheKingofSwing - very clever and creative. I like the profile it succeeds in standing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives life to the full, and a good laugh with outstanding wit....Tina

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lives life to the full, and a good laugh with outstanding wit....Tina

Her"

Seems a cool couple! and Mrs is a great sucker by the sounds of things haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lives life to the full, and a good laugh with outstanding wit....Tina

Her

Seems a cool couple! and Mrs is a great sucker by the sounds of things haha

"

Has the same nickname as my favourite wrestler.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The King of Swing : It's funny and written in good English. For me it's let down by the avatar and no public photos. I like the title though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lives life to the full, and a good laugh with outstanding wit....Tina

Her

Seems a cool couple! and Mrs is a great sucker by the sounds of things haha

Has the same nickname as my favourite wrestler."

Smart dude who has a banana cock (Literally)

Cesaro is awesome! I'm a Paul Heyman Guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The King of Swing : It's funny and written in good English. For me it's let down by the avatar and no public photos. I like the title though "

Lovely, intelligent lady who likes to actually speak proper and stuff. Keep up the good work and we will rid the world of these text speakers haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Likes playing with dollies

This guy would be perfect for her! haha"

She looks very swingable when she bends down with her string. Can I have her king of swing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoys playing undress with his barbie and ken dolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^I cant read....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enjoys playing undress with his barbie and ken dolls "

She can be my Queen of Spades even though I'm not black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is considered by some to be insulting to men in general but I'd rather be honest in what I want and think than win a popularity contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is considered by some to be insulting to men in general but I'd rather be honest in what I want and think than win a popularity contest "

Like her no bullshit profile! You better be genuine or she will kick your arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is considered by some to be insulting to men in general but I'd rather be honest in what I want and think than win a popularity contest "

Cracking bum, not looking for guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My profile is considered by some to be insulting to men in general but I'd rather be honest in what I want and think than win a popularity contest "

I need to get her to send me her avatar pic so I can perve closely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is considered by some to be insulting to men in general but I'd rather be honest in what I want and think than win a popularity contest

I need to get her to send me her avatar pic so I can perve closely.

"

Doesn't like to stick to his own thread rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to fucking learn to read....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to fucking learn to read.... "

You also need to find a better shop for T-shirts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My profile is considered by some to be insulting to men in general but I'd rather be honest in what I want and think than win a popularity contest

I need to get her to send me her avatar pic so I can perve closely.

Doesn't like to stick to his own thread rules "

Ooops haha sorry I was distracted by a very hot lady's pics and forgot to reload the page before posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is considered by some to be insulting to men in general but I'd rather be honest in what I want and think than win a popularity contest

I need to get her to send me her avatar pic so I can perve closely.

"
. Hahaha. Oooosh its on its way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, a girl who knows what she wants with a great arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My profile is considered by some to be insulting to men in general but I'd rather be honest in what I want and think than win a popularity contest

I need to get her to send me her avatar pic so I can perve closely.

. Hahaha. Oooosh its on its way lol "

Nothing in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my thing....

But, he seems a decent, fun kinda guy

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