FabSwingers.com forum: Rumpology Thread.

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the same as reading bumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course.

i thought it was about rumpole of the bailey

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Arseholes

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Do you not need to feel them..? Or is that a bit cheeky...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is this the same as reading bumps

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Yes sort of, nearly graduated online...a few more arses and I am there, after posting a disclaimer of course.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Arseholes

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Well part your cheeks then madam......

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do you not need to feel them..? Or is that a bit cheeky..."
No, just drop ya kegs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im in

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Ok, round cheeks....very pert, I can see Gateshead FC, winning their next match...

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No, just drop ya kegs

I don't need telling twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course.

What qualifications do you have?...

Other than printing a certificate off the internetz?...

Cos you could tell me something BS that i believe and I could top myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in

Ok, round cheeks....very pert, I can see Gateshead FC, winning their next match...

that will do for me x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course.

What qualifications do you have?...

Other than printing a certificate off the internetz?...

Cos you could tell me something BS that i believe and I could top myself....

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I have a disclaimer, not my problem.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Me please Miss .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please predict my arses future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please predict my arses future."

Can I do that?...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Me please Miss ."
Hmmmmmmmmmm, cheeky minx, smells of real ale, peachy bum.....be careful of wearing opened toed shoes in a public house,due to wobbly table legs that might squish your tootsies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please predict my arses future.

Can I do that?...

Knock yourself out.....just don't knock me out in the process.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Post pictures of your arses on the thread and I will predict your future, after completing a 30 minute official course.

What qualifications do you have?...

Other than printing a certificate off the internetz?...

Cos you could tell me something BS that i believe and I could top myself....

Ah, there you are. I wanted one of your online courses from the other thread

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Please predict my arses future."
Lovely round ass, your life will be made happier by talking politics with people who do not know what they are talking about.You fart a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/04/14 21:42:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please predict my arses future.

Can I do that?...

Knock yourself out.....just don't knock me out in the process.

I just lol'd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't participate, either my arse is too wide, or my arms are too short, I just can't get it all in the shot.....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"How about mine?

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Take off your thong, it is clouding the reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, predict cunty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please predict my arses future.Lovely round ass, your life will be made happier by talking politics with people who do not know what they are talking about.You fart a lot!

Jesus........you know me better than I know myself.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

can you read through undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debates weather to turn around or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debates weather to turn around or not

Do it, do it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme just for giggles do mine....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I cannot read through undies.....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme just for giggles do mine....

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You are a cool cat, who likes to piss up walls and fight other Toms, you will enjoy a period of calm, before a quick trip where you will be neutered.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debates weather to turn around or not

Do it, do it now.

If you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is just making me Fab arses......didn't predict that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme just for giggles do mine....

You are a cool cat, who likes to piss up walls and fight other Toms, you will enjoy a period of calm, before a quick trip where you will be neutered.

This course sounds expensive...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Femme just for giggles do mine....

You are a cool cat, who likes to piss up walls and fight other Toms, you will enjoy a period of calm, before a quick trip where you will be neutered.

This course sounds expensive...

I ordered 1 of your courses on the other thread

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ok ... hows that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme just for giggles do mine....

You are a cool cat, who likes to piss up walls and fight other Toms, you will enjoy a period of calm, before a quick trip where you will be neutered.

This course sounds expensive...

I ordered 1 of your courses on the other thread

haha which one?..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Here is mine

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You are partial to rock, and admire the female form immensely so much so I see a meet very soon that may change the way you view the world, and you will develop a need for coloured tweezy things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits and waits.. Smiling for now... I'm wondering how long for though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Femme just for giggles do mine....

You are a cool cat, who likes to piss up walls and fight other Toms, you will enjoy a period of calm, before a quick trip where you will be neutered.

This course sounds expensive...

I ordered 1 of your courses on the other thread

haha which one?.."

Online Training

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Meet the fockers- hmmmmmmmmmmm cheeky fucker who will receive a nice surprise in the form of a size 7 shoe in her arse shaped receptacle soon!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Debates weather to turn around or not

Do it, do it now.

If you insist

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Hmmmmm..side view suggests he is shy, few hairs suggest he has some testosterone....needs a damn good spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debates weather to turn around or not

Do it, do it now.

If you insist

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Have you done me Femme ?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Olovingman- needs to have more self confidence in his ability to pull women, has a tendency to wear sports clothing that is ill fitting and inappropriate.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have you done me Femme ?"
Not yet but I have done your prediction earlier on in the thread.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Superamfan- Life is looking up, and a bird will shit in your eye.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Have you done me Femme ?Not yet but I have done your prediction earlier on in the thread.

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Just the answer I was hoping for

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Can you pm mine please

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can you do mine from me pulling a Brucie?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Superamfan- Life is looking up, and a bird will shit in your eye.

Watersports only here thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet the fockers- hmmmmmmmmmmm cheeky fucker who will receive a nice surprise in the form of a size 7 shoe in her arse shaped receptacle soon! "

fucker!!! Oh I say!!

Ohhh stop teasing... Promises promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

jeez femme .. ive seen the light . watch out girls xx

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too

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You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can you pm mine please

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Its very bad, you probably wouldn't want to know...

Tina see boobology thread!

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over a year ago

"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too

You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty.

That's when I'm not farting Bach's Toccata and Fugue

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too

You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty.

That's when I'm not farting Bach's Toccata and Fugue

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I have just looked again, be careful when strumming on your own naked, you may injure yourself......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too

You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty.

That's when I'm not farting Bach's Toccata and Fugue

I have just looked again, be careful when strumming on your own naked, you may injure yourself......

I'm more bothered when I'm not alone that I might snap a banjo string

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too

You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty.

That's when I'm not farting Bach's Toccata and Fugue

I have just looked again, be careful when strumming on your own naked, you may injure yourself......

I'm more bothered when I'm not alone that I might snap a banjo string

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Do you play the banjo as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, rumpology me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has been said my arse is on my head. I think there's definitely a strong element of truth in it as there's more hair growth on my arse these days than my head. And my brains have gone South too

You talk through yours far too much..it makes reading it difficulty.

That's when I'm not farting Bach's Toccata and Fugue

I have just looked again, be careful when strumming on your own naked, you may injure yourself......

I'm more bothered when I'm not alone that I might snap a banjo string

Do you play the banjo as well?

It's a euphemism

I call my guitar my banjo of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about one cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also can you pretict my future arses too please

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

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Oh you are doomed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

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Doomed to meet some very sexy men in the next month or so.....

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over a year ago

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laughing my arse off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"laughing my arse off

This phrase I love... Conjures up a weird image though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"laughing my arse off

This phrase I love... Conjures up a weird image though!!

haha had to be used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

Doomed to meet some very sexy men in the next month or so.....

That's awesome !!! Lol

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over a year ago

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...

Is that called a footing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then bumystical one predict my future

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over a year ago

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...

Is that called a footing

Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curious .. what DOES the future hold? ?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...

Is that called a footing

Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!!

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I'm a kinky cunt..I admit it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't play this cos I will get people saying my bum is disgusting and I should photo shop the spots off. On the bright side a few pens and you could have fun seeing what pictures emerge when you join spots up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only got my bum out for a rump reading, how disappointing.

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over a year ago

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...

Is that called a footing

Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!!

I've a kinky cunt..I admit it lol

Your cunt has a kink in it? How did you do that?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh go on then bumystical one predict my future

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You are in a mushy mood at the moment, the shape of your buttocks predicts less drama in your life and a lot more fun and games.....and you fart a lot as well....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I only got my bum out for a rump reading, how disappointing."
You have a short stylee buttock on the left side, you go round in circles constantly, especially with your choice in football teams....you are constipated.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Curious .. what DOES the future hold? ?"
Knickers cloud readings....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...

Is that called a footing

Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!!

I've a kinky cunt..I admit it lol

Your cunt has a kink in it? How did you do that?

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Same way you will injure your banjo string.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme I just noticed you aint bared your arse....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme I just noticed you aint bared your arse...."
No, its not part of the reading process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only got my bum out for a rump reading, how disappointing.You have a short stylee buttock on the left side, you go round in circles constantly, especially with your choice in football teams....you are constipated.

You're pretty good at this, thank you very much, I'm no longer disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in

Ok, round cheeks....very pert, I can see Gateshead FC, winning their next match...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have an arse picture.

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over a year ago

"Also can you pretict my future arses too please

Oh you are doomed!

Bollocks ! Wish I hadn't asked now

I bet you do!! It's ok I'm getting a size 7 shoved well erm...

Is that called a footing

Well I'm unsure... Takes all sorts.. Pssst I have heard on the quiet though that that, cunty bint is a kinky fooker!!! Oh I say takes all sorts!!

I've a kinky cunt..I admit it lol

Your cunt has a kink in it? How did you do that?

Same way you will injure your banjo string.....

Ah well I hope she'll be worth it when it happens

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't have an arse picture.

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Your face will do, its similar in proportions I will guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have an arse picture.

Your face will do, its similar in proportions I will guess.

I was actually going to use a similar joke but couldn't be bothered to scroll through the thread and guessed someone had already stolen that little gem.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't have an arse picture.

Your face will do, its similar in proportions I will guess.

I was actually going to use a similar joke but couldn't be bothered to scroll through the thread and guessed someone had already stolen that little gem."
Actually no, but thank you for the opportunity....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh go on then bumystical one predict my future

You are in a mushy mood at the moment, the shape of your buttocks predicts less drama in your life and a lot more fun and games.....and you fart a lot as well....

Wow you're goooood

I'm amazed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curious .. what DOES the future hold? ?Knickers cloud readings....

*slips em off* " that better?

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