FabSwingers.com forum: What would your profile smell of?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If we had the technology to scratch and sniff?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tiger balm and ralgex

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Woman

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Woman

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What does woman smell of? I have a smart arse reply ready but you are on day two of giving up smoking and I am not that stooopid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet and clean

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Boredom and vanilla.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Chinese food

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Rainbows and unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperation laced with the salty tears of rejection.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Soap and glory moisturiser that I've just covered myself in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jinx!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Desperation laced with the salty tears of rejection.

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Your false tan will run....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Woman

What does woman smell of? I have a smart arse reply ready but you are on day two of giving up smoking and I am not that stooopid.

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excuse me, day three.

What smell would describe warm and soft and cuddly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a fair few would smell of bullshit lol. Mine would smell of deep heat right now with my dodgy knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperation laced with the salty tears of rejection.

Your false tan will run....

Cheeky feck! Never used fake tan in my life

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Desperation laced with the salty tears of rejection.

Your false tan will run....

Cheeky feck! Never used fake tan in my life

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we had the technology to scratch and sniff?

you dont want to scratch and sniff me tonight, my guts are ronk and everytime i launch a air biscuit it stinks

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Woman

What does woman smell of? I have a smart arse reply ready but you are on day two of giving up smoking and I am not that stooopid.

excuse me, day three.

What smell would describe warm and soft and cuddly

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Femmefatale smell.

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Woman STanley, woman....

Or soap and fabric conditioner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/04/14 21:17:36]

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If we had the technology to scratch and sniff?

you dont want to scratch and sniff me tonight, my guts are ronk and everytime i launch a air biscuit it stinks

Be still my beating heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um Bongo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horn

Been amorous all day......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

joop and nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That's a clever thread!

Mine would smell of....thunderstorms and seaside ozone. A fresh, tangy smell. Enticing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sorts of shit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coconut x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!! "
Awwwwwww how are the babies?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"All sorts of shit..

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Smelly fucker, wash your arse with Jeyes Fluid.

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Bud .... burgers ..... an buttcrack .....

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Lemons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we had the technology to scratch and sniff?

you dont want to scratch and sniff me tonight, my guts are ronk and everytime i launch a air biscuit it stinks

Be still my beating heart!

i know i am a silver tongued devil xx

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Vanilla and ylang ylang

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What The Rock is cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!! Awwwwwww how are the babies?"

Doing well thankyou, greedy little buggers! All eyes open now, 2 are 14 days old, 1 9 days old, but he's the piggy and catching up the others, it's still a risky business, but my hopes are starting to creep up a little that they will all make it.x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Cherry blossom and sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently, fresh lily and daffodils.

But usually Cool water by Davidos

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!! Awwwwwww how are the babies?

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You deserve a medal, its not easy I have done it, keep us posted....xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chinese food

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"mmm yummy yummy....but what kind of chinese food?? mine would be special fried rice and lemon duck mmmm lol. and my profile would smell of Lavender

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cherry blossom and sunshine

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Are you polishing shoes outside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cherry blossom and sunshine

are you quoting song lyrics

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Passion fruit and vodka at this very moment in time ...hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vanilla "

what is it with vanilla xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush massage bar

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

strawberries and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong black coffee, spitting tobacco and freshly cut grass.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine would be a prank scratch and sniff. You'd pull the tag back and a pair of goggley eyes on a spring would jump out whilst a raspberry is blown somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X coco chanel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hydrogen sulphide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That after sex smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jean Paul Gaultier Femme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be roses and engine oil - its only when you get to know that it makes sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That after sex smell

that really is the best ever smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lush massage bar

mmm just used the almond butter love lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sweet smell of success!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As quoted previously "woman "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the smell of fab.....obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chanel no 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently... Cimicat. Kitten milk formula!! Awwwwwww how are the babies?

Hard work.,. Admirable... Good luck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thierry Muegler Angel and pussy juice

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

yoghurt,iv got thrush

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

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that was ajoke

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

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What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

interesting and intriguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my perfume - which i wear for meets when i know we might/will play - and that heavenly scent of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimps, mad bitches and cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar and spice and all things nice

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

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weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingy

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingy"
The lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it?

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kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it?

kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent

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You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it?

kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent

You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif.

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what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it?

kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent

You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif.

what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure

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Cif is creamy its says so on the advert....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Soap and glory moisturiser that I've just covered myself in

I love that stuff! Lotion for every day, body butter when needed. Their foot lotion is lush too. Santa was good to me this year, I'm still working through a hamper of goodies.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it?

kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent

You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif.

what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure

Cif is creamy its says so on the advert....

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cifs for toilets,i said I had thrush not limescale

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it?

kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent

You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif.

what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure

Cif is creamy its says so on the advert....

cifs for toilets,i said I had thrush not limescale

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I always get those two mixed up!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"yoghurt,iv got thrush

What flavour? The yoghurt not the thrush....

weight watchers lemon tart,not bad for a non fat thingyThe lemon would smart a bit wouldn't it?

kills the bugs faster,they don't like lemon its too astringent

You could have just gone for a squeezy bottle of Lemon Cif.

what and do without all that lovely creaminess clogging me pants up,where your sense of adventure

Cif is creamy its says so on the advert....

cifs for toilets,i said I had thrush not limescale

I always get those two mixed up!

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femme whatever you do just ring me if you get thrush

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

leicestershire

I scrub up well very clean person

Smell of radox

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

leicestershire

Occasionally coco lotion

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By *illing131Man
over a year ago

cardiff

glistening armpits..mmmm

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

zoflora rose . .a bit over powering but there you go i cant help how i smell

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lavender, mints, germolene with a hint of bleach..

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Lavender, mints, germolene with a hint of bleach..

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ah your just teasing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lavender, mints, germolene with a hint of bleach..

ah your just teasing me

I am...it really smells of wet dog....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby oil with a hint of john Paul gaultier in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshit

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bullshit

Gimp"
I'm an innocent party Thankyou very.much

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness at the min. Usually the bitter stench of fear and rejection that has probably already been mentioned.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Happiness at the min. Usually the bitter stench of fear and rejection that has probably already been mentioned. "
Positivity is good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do love smell off pussy juice is that just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black cock.... Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just like CHERRIES.

Over hear in Texas everything is big lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Coffee and Anticipation of this morning's upcoming Meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parma violets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon.... baps anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now ... versace eau fraiche and starbucks coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aloe Vera

I love that smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baking as thats what I was doing earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment bleach and polish

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Mild Disappointment by Cancelled Meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Jalfrezi I'm making for Dinner later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ATM Coffee, smelly dogs and my Narciso Rodriguez for her perfume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries and cream Yankee candle

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Cocoa butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armani Code

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

lynx apollo

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My inbox would smell of bullshit.

Messages telling me I should be a model, I'm gorgeous, etc. etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile would smell of my horny essence (come and grab me) x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deep heat and humiliation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sweet scent of a 1000 baby unicorns tears.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hospital!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this time, creosote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum and shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cardboard box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight it smells of strawberry jelly! Its in the fridge now.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Capri sun- Orange and Tropical Fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Capri sun- Orange and Tropical Fruit

I'd have thought that yours would smell of custard.

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