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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They say that there's someone out there for everyone.

Well I already know the one looking for me is bloody lazy.

If you see her can you tell her to hurry up and get a move on?

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have a description ... it would make life easier and avoid the unnecessary embarrassment of giving the wrong person the gentle nudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say that there's someone out there for everyone.

Well I already know the one looking for me is bloody lazy.

If you see her can you tell her to hurry up and get a move on?

Ta."

Same with the guy I am looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I haven't found one, I must keep missing em then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want children, Do you have tattoo's and are you tall?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"do you have a description ... it would make life easier and avoid the unnecessary embarrassment of giving the wrong person the gentle nudge

It's the same process as on here / I will keep nudging everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's not anyone out there for me. I've broken those brave enough to try.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want children, Do you have tattoo's and are you tall?"

Children - tick

Tall - tick

Tattoos - no tick.

I had a transfer once if that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I haven't found one, I must keep missing em then

No you pick the wrong ones huni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want children, Do you have tattoo's and are you tall?"

thats me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah let me know if she has a twin mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah let me know if she has a twin mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want children, Do you have tattoo's and are you tall?

Children - tick

Tall - tick

Tattoos - no tick.

I had a transfer once if that counts."

Have you introduced yourself to MissCheekyChops..

Lovely lady just an hour or so away.. Gorgeous blonde lady, very youthful looking, 30 (i think) long legs, great boobage, curves in the right places, sociable, hard working..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want children, Do you have tattoo's and are you tall?

Children - tick

Tall - tick

Tattoos - no tick.

I had a transfer once if that counts.

Have you introduced yourself to MissCheekyChops..

Lovely lady just an hour or so away.. Gorgeous blonde lady, very youthful looking, 30 (i think) long legs, great boobage, curves in the right places, sociable, hard working.. "

Torbay - that's overseas for this northerner x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Do you want children, Do you have tattoo's and are you tall?

Children - tick

Tall - tick

Tattoos - no tick.

I had a transfer once if that counts.

Have you introduced yourself to MissCheekyChops..

Lovely lady just an hour or so away.. Gorgeous blonde lady, very youthful looking, 30 (i think) long legs, great boobage, curves in the right places, sociable, hard working.. "

I wish I was 30 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want children, Do you have tattoo's and are you tall?

Children - tick

Tall - tick

Tattoos - no tick.

I had a transfer once if that counts.

Have you introduced yourself to MissCheekyChops..

Lovely lady just an hour or so away.. Gorgeous blonde lady, very youthful looking, 30 (i think) long legs, great boobage, curves in the right places, sociable, hard working..

I wish I was 30 lol

shushhh just roll with it,, everyone lies beside u look 20's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Torbay - that's overseas for this northerner x"

i wasnt on about meeeeeeee

the clue was the username i said 'Have you met _isscheekychops'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want children, Do you have tattoo's and are you tall?

Children - tick

Tall - tick

Tattoos - no tick.

I had a transfer once if that counts.

Have you introduced yourself to MissCheekyChops..

Lovely lady just an hour or so away.. Gorgeous blonde lady, very youthful looking, 30 (i think) long legs, great boobage, curves in the right places, sociable, hard working..

I wish I was 30 lol

Doesn't matter how old you are your lovely

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It answer to the op question my one has either died, had the snip or emigrated lol

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It answer to the op question my one has either died, had the snip or emigrated lol

Fox ache! my last two partners did just that. One emigrated, one died and both had had the snip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus "

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Torbay - that's overseas for this northerner x

i wasnt on about meeeeeeee

the clue was the username i said 'Have you met _isscheekychops'

The hour away threw me / I could throw a stone at her house. In fact I did. X

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I think mine got bored looking for me and found someone else.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Really who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

erm no.. gizza clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Torbay - that's overseas for this northerner x

i wasnt on about meeeeeeee

the clue was the username i said 'Have you met _isscheekychops'

The hour away threw me / I could throw a stone at her house. In fact I did. X"

Keep up man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice to have some one on the same wave length ie shares same interests and good sense of humour I'm asking to much I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine ran away as fast as she could.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Russ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Really who? "

I can't say cos the dude might get offended.

Only kiddin bro! No really I cant say on here but ya...you look spookily alike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Russ???

Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Russ???

Boom!

I thought that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Russ???

Boom!

nahhhhh that guys better looking

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Russ???

Boom!

Why didn't you just say

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Torbay - that's overseas for this northerner x

i wasnt on about meeeeeeee

the clue was the username i said 'Have you met _isscheekychops'

The hour away threw me / I could throw a stone at her house. In fact I did. X"

I wondered what that was that hit me between the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so cheeky n syd have already met?

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

Thanks cute n sassy

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Be nice to have some one on the same wave length ie shares same interests and good sense of humour I'm asking to much I know."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Russ???

Boom!

Why didn't you just say

I have tact...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I have the two or three?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks cute n sassy "

welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so cheeky n syd have already met?"

Nope. Only in the virtual sense. We've swapped messages - which for a single man on here is as good as it gets

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"Can't I have the two or three?"

Yes dear I'll be number 3

Don't wanna be number 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so cheeky n syd have already met?

Nope. Only in the virtual sense. We've swapped messages - which for a single man on here is as good as it gets

Bugger and there was me trying to be Cilla..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

Yeah Rusty ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I lost my someone, maybe I left him on the bus??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I have the two or three?

Yes dear I'll be number 3

Don't wanna be number 2"

Rather be last in line?

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Can someone show me?

Uncanny!

Yeah Rusty ?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I think I lost my someone, maybe I left him on the bus??!

Have you checked Lost Property?

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

Rather be last in line?

Just the last and favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather be last in line?

Just the last and favourite

last but not least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

romeo romeo,, where the fuck are ya Romeo???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I lost my someone, maybe I left him on the bus??!

Have you checked Lost Property?"

Yeah, I found an umbrella I lost years ago

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

where the where the where the fuck is Alice . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Uncanny!

I was just thinking that!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"so cheeky n syd have already met?

Nope. Only in the virtual sense. We've swapped messages - which for a single man on here is as good as it gets

Well you must be dreaming that we exchanged messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont believe that any more.

I know a number of people that now say, they missed their chance with (name here) and they found people they could live with comfortably. (just not 'the one')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont believe that any more.

I know a number of people that now say, they missed their chance with (name here) and they found people they could live with comfortably. (just not 'the one')"

I wouldn't settle for anything less personally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so cheeky n syd have already met?

Nope. Only in the virtual sense. We've swapped messages - which for a single man on here is as good as it gets

Well you must be dreaming that we exchanged messages

Crossed wires. Forgive my grave error.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"so cheeky n syd have already met?

Nope. Only in the virtual sense. We've swapped messages - which for a single man on here is as good as it gets

Well you must be dreaming that we exchanged messages

Crossed wires. Forgive my grave error."

I'll think about it

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"Rather be last in line?

Just the last and favourite

last but not least

Yeah but you ain't looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly it's usually the ones that aren't for you that find you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I keep picking the wrong ones... Or it's me that says/does something to scare them off. So here's my little add: looking for male upto 50, average to slim build, make me laugh and pref ride a bike... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say that there's someone out there for everyone.

Well I already know the one looking for me is bloody lazy.

If you see her can you tell her to hurry up and get a move on?

Ta."

And let whoever is looking for me, that im hiding and will stay in hiding until he gives up altogether

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sadly it's usually the ones that aren't for you that find you first

No shit Sherlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather be last in line?

Just the last and favourite

last but not least

Yeah but you ain't looking

When I've found one and two I'll give you a shout

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I found mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need one for fun and love

One for travel and a stable home life

One for intelligent conversation

Can't find a man with those 3 qualities....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just someone that can keep up would be a bonus

^ anyone think this guy looks like someone else on here?

Can someone show me?

Uncanny!

Yeah Rusty ?

Iv no idea who rusty is, but this 1s cute, did mail me too, unfortunately his geography is worse than mine!!!

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

Iv no idea who rusty is, but this 1s cute, did mail me too, unfortunately his geography is worse than mine!!!

Thank you so much x

I just laughed remembering that

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

The thort that there is just one person out there for me is scary shit . What if I just walked past him !

So here's my add for what it's worth .

Single

Tall

Local ish

With fit body

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok me....

Tallish

35-45

Fertile

Funny

A bit wacky

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"Ok me....

Tallish

35-45

Fertile

Funny

A bit wacky

Again! I'm over here.

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

I I should add

Fertile

21 - 40

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If thats true knowing me id miss them if they where to bite my arse

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i notice a few fertile adds . . i make a shit boyfriend but top of the range babies .

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't someone for everyone.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Thought I found him once - but no, a case of mistaken identity!

I just found 'our song' yesterday though - a gorgeous romantic track than makes me go weak at the knees, all I need now is the right man to go with it!!!

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

Thought I had found mine once as well xx

But it tuned out I just had indigestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has taken mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I'd found mine 5yr ago. So loved up I just couldn't see the flaws. 2 yrs ago I left with bruises n broken teeth and our infant daughter. If that was 'the 1' then I certainly dnt need a 2nd best!!! Now heart has no say in anything. I'd rather stay single, and hook up when I need fun, than risk going though anything like that again.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm looking for a friend with benefits or fuckbuddy or whatever she wants to be called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one for me???

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don't think I would know what to do with them if I did find someone, I have been on my own so long it makes me go a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I keep picking the wrong ones... Or it's me that says/does something to scare them off. So here's my little add: looking for male upto 50, average to slim build, make me laugh and pref ride a bike... X"
you sound wonderful let me know if im at all suitable

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