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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My new one is pub tables that wobble ...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trains that don't turn up and the next ones not for 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha I hate that too! People who leave their weights out grrrrr.

People who don't indicate - or indicate as they turn a corner, grrr more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queue jumping , I only need to ask a question is what they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And .....

People who don't clean up a play room after they been playing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Runny dog poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who sit on gym machines and then start pissing about on the phone.......texting, facebooking, tweeting.............anything but work out using the machine they're inconsiderate enough to be occupying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who sit on gym machines and then start pissing about on the phone.......texting, facebooking, tweeting.............anything but work out using the machine they're inconsiderate enough to be occupying. "

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

People who are overly judgmental

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Unsolicited calls from call centres!

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By *hatterfabWoman
over a year ago

Wakefield

takeaway menus being stuffed through my door every day

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Knob head car drivers who

A cant use a round about properly

B same drivers who don't pissing indicate

C the same drivers who look n abuse you verbalt at you when you set off because THEY HAVENT indicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bogies ...... snottery-nosed children sucking snails trails into their mouth off their top lip and adults who sit at traffic lights and roundabouts picking their nose while waiting in the queue. Urrrrgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trains that don't turn up and the next ones not for 2 hours "

I know what you mean

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Runny dog poo"
any fuckin dog poo and poo is too nice a word for worm ridden diseased laden dog shite-ill kill the fucker if i catch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fat people describing themselves as "athletic"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pre-recorded messages that make you press every number on your keypad before you get to listen to some crap muzac for 20mins whilst being told that you are #17 in the queue before the line goes dead and you have to start the whole miserable process all over again hoping ya battery doesn't die before ya get to speak to an actual human being

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Chipped nail varnish

False compliments

Sticky poo

People who percieve themselves to be cooler than they actually are.

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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Pre-recorded messages that make you press every number on your keypad before you get to listen to some crap muzac for 20mins whilst being told that you are #17 in the queue before the line goes dead and you have to start the whole miserable process all over again hoping ya battery doesn't die before ya get to speak to an actual human being "

My main problem with those phone systems is I have to take my ear away from the phone to see which button to press then miss the first option on the next list ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/04/14 20:19:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing people open crisp packets upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My new one is pub tables that wobble ..."
I try and put something below the foot of the leg they never seem to change the table the one i sit at has been the same for a few years now so pint Wobbleing on one side and my dinner thee other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unsolicited calls from call centres!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clingons

PPI phone calls

Door-to-door tradesmen who happen to be in your area

Nose and ear hair (my own)

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

im withdrawing dog shite or poo poo if Thats what you want to call it..dog shite cant be classed as a pet hate unless you mean literally which you dont and therefore its a real hate not a pet hate a real hate. . . .sorry for turning into Paul Daniels at the end there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude people

People who spit in public

People who litter

People who claim to be animal lovers then keep them in squalor.

People who think the world ows them a living.

And people in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

Guys who push in in a gangbang and shove you out the fucking way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who sit on gym machines and then start pissing about on the phone.......texting, facebooking, tweeting.............anything but work out using the machine they're inconsiderate enough to be occupying. "

It's why I bought my own

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

people who walk away from the till in a shop then stand in the doorway faffing around in their bag

people in supermarkets who seem to find the narrowest aisle they can and chat to long lost friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People to fucking scared to pull out at a roundabout.

And men that hate being over taken by a lady

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. guys who get in my way at a gangbang until i push them out the way

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.joke I've never had any notion to gangbang unless you mean shoot some fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people who walk away from the till in a shop then stand in the doorway faffing around in their bag

people in supermarkets who seem to find the narrowest aisle they can and chat to long lost friends"

Or the entrance to supermarket. Blocking anyone and everyone and don't give a flying fuck

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

drivers who dont know how a mini roundabout works

put a bit of grass on it and they seem to understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"takeaway menus being stuffed through my door every day"

That's essentially someone giving you their rubbish and saying 'here, you throw this away'......very annoying.

It's my answer to those people who go about handing out leaflets and such in town...I tell them to throw their own rubbish away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry ladies.

Women who spend an inconceivable amount of time faffing about once back in car after filling up at petrol station.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT TAKES SO LONG???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who state the obvious would be mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry ladies.

Women who spend an inconceivable amount of time faffing about once back in car after filling up at petrol station.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT TAKES SO LONG??? "

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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

People who take drugs

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Bus drivers - Nuff sAid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predictive text is a pain in the...what's the word I'm looking for? Also my cat can sometimes be a knobhead.

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area!

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

People who wait till they get to payment request at the till before getting their wallet/purse out, then take an age getting money out of wallet/purse, close wallet/purse, pay for items at a till, open previously open wallet/purse, put change in, check receipt, close wallet/purse and then move out of way. You can still do most of that to one side you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually having to be at work at this hour. As you can tell I'm really busy

as I'm on this. lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Mornings!!!!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"People to fucking scared to pull out at a roundabout.

And men that hate being over taken by a lady "

Try being a lady..... in a 15 year old Fiesta.... over taking an Audi..... being driven by a man.... they really hate that!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"takeaway menus being stuffed through my door every day"

Charity bags being stuffed through my door. I get about 5 a week - how many clothes do they think I'll throw out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people who walk away from the till in a shop then stand in the doorway faffing around in their bag

people in supermarkets who seem to find the narrowest aisle they can and chat to long lost friends

Or the entrance to supermarket. Blocking anyone and everyone and don't give a flying fuck "

Yeah... or park the trolly sideways blocking the whole isle while they read a list of ingredients.. oblivious that anyone else might not think of the food shop as a fun day out... or bring the entire family..Mom, Dad, Nan and five kids. .. seriously. . Could one not watch the kids while the others shop?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

And those who wait til all their shopping has been scanned before packing their bags. Then when packed, they pay with money off coupons and most are out of date grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moaning shower aren't we?

What about when someone goes mmmmmm in a message to you? Pisses me right off.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Moaning shower aren't we?

What about when someone goes mmmmmm in a message to you? Pisses me right off. "

Try the ones who after they attempt to send an empty message and it won't go, get round it by just putting a full stop in it!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

People in general. Most have already been said but the one I'm noticing more and more is people crowding around train doors when you pull into a station, giving you no room to get off and either tutting when you have to push past them or trying to force their way onto the train before letting you off (Here's a hint, people. If you let people OFF the train first, there's more room for you to get on! Magical, isn't it?!).

- Amy. x

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago


"People in general. Most have already been said but the one I'm noticing more and more is people crowding around train doors when you pull into a station, giving you no room to get off and either tutting when you have to push past them or trying to force their way onto the train before letting you off (Here's a hint, people. If you let people OFF the train first, there's more room for you to get on! Magical, isn't it?!).

- Amy. x"

I just force a space open to get off. If it involves my bag contacting them then maybe they will learn the rules of train etiquette as a result.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get a message saying " so wat wud u like me to do to u" !!! If u have to ask me then ul not get a chance to do anything to me Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Predictive text is a pain in the...what's the word I'm looking for? Also my cat can sometimes be a knobhead."

I hate predictive text as well. Mrs P sent me a message saying she loved anal. I was so excited until I found out she was having an affair with my mate Alan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why has Z become the most used letter in the English language.

Soz instead of sorry

Tomoz instead of tomorrow

Coz instead of because

I really hate this fo shizzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moaning shower aren't we?

What about when someone goes mmmmmm in a message to you? Pisses me right off.

Try the ones who after they attempt to send an empty message and it won't go, get round it by just putting a full stop in it! "

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