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one line putdowns

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

we've all had them, whats your worst.

Mine went like this.

Got chatty to a fine woman, going well, arranged a meet so the chat got around to likes and dislikes of sex, particulary oral. I could and would like to go down on you for hours i said.

"Come back when you've learnt to do it properly"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

we've all had them, whats your worst.

Mine went like this.

Got chatty to a fine woman, going well, arranged a meet so the chat got around to likes and dislikes of sex, particulary oral. I could and would like to go down on you for hours i said.

"Come back when you've learnt to do it properly"

"

I use to have that one as my status comment on my profile lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"If you tell me you can lick a pussy for hours... I'll wonder why you've not learnt to do it better."

Thanks for reminding me - I've put it back

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You really must have fallen from heaven........... or at least a 3rd floor window!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm lost for words... how do other people tell you that you're a munter?

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

when i asked if we could have sex while the breakfast eggs were boiling, she came back with

"that's a soft boiled egg for your breakfast then" !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when i asked if we could have sex while the breakfast eggs were boiling, she came back with

"that's a soft boiled egg for your breakfast then" !!!!!"

nice one

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Everyone is entitled to be stupid...... but you are abusing the priviledge!

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


""If you tell me you can lick a pussy for hours... I'll wonder why you've not learnt to do it better."

Thanks for reminding me - I've put it back "

reward ????????

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i said to a female my god you are stunning.she said, my god ,you are just like my dad.later on, she came over to talk to me,i said, you said, i am just like your dad.she said yes, ,but ive already shagged him.no shagging.but the nicest put down ive ever had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To blokes who send "fancy a shag?" as a first message I used to reply "not whilst Energiser and Duracell still make batteries!"

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"To blokes who send "fancy a shag?" as a first message I used to reply "not whilst Energiser and Duracell still make batteries!""

duracell have a lot to answer for.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

were you born or hatched out by the sun ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your IQ gets to 50 you should sell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd call you a w*nker but I'm sure your hand would be sickened at the thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to do bar work years ago, if I had unwanted attention I used to tell them, "I was fed up, not hard up". Worked every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One line put downs are easier than most of the women on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest i don't use them.

They cheapen the user to me. Or to be exact , show their true value.

They are graceless and cuntish.

Just stick me on the unpopular thread for thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Citizen's Fertility Casket was unlocked too early and you emerged into a world for which you were not prepared, but your fellow incubatees slumbered on and were allowed to develop, and one of them turned into Gordon Brown!

(ok its a bit long but I could have used that once or twice on these here forums lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are stealing oxygen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To blokes who send "fancy a shag?" as a first message I used to reply "not whilst Energiser and Duracell still make batteries!""

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

" Do I like your cock?.....it's ok I suppose, does it come in Adult size?"

"If you had twice the brains you have now....you would still be a halfwit"

"Is that your own brain....or are you running it in for an idiot?"

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

My fave is when i see a able bodied person park in a disabled spot.

Pardon me i did not know stupidity was a disability.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually say this to Females who are rude to me...Quite a lot funny enough...

"Stand closer to me I want people to think we are twin Brothers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had a brain you'd be dangerous"

"If brains were taxable, you'd be in line for a tax rebate"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you had two more legs you could star in a western

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I usually just look at them and say I dont fucking think so"

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"My fave is when i see a able bodied person park in a disabled spot.

Pardon me i did not know stupidity was a disability.

Steve "

i intend on using that one!!!!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

In a non-swinging situation I actually said to a women…

“What on Earth makes you think I want to fuck you?”

She was one of these, ‘I’m so gorgeous everyone wants me’ types. I guess the line that has already been mentioned could used with a slight modification…

“I’d like to fuck you in the arse but you head is in the way”

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