FabSwingers.com forum: what do you dread about getting old?

By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

its not been so bad so far BUT for me its losing loved ones

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

"its not been so bad so far BUT for me its losing loved ones"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't dread getting old really. My parents are both still alive and if course the prospect of losing them is horrible but I never really think about my own old age or should I say older

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Incontinence and dementia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much possibly bingo or having to eat soup and soft foods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i care for the elderly amongst others - the inability to toilet, wash, dress, feed etc is what gets a lot of them down - the mental aging is worse for those left behind often

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

sitting in my own piss staring out of a window and being fed smart price custard creams and being slapped about

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I do find I'm having more and more "forgetful moments". And not alcohol-induced ones (I can allow for them!).

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

losing teeth!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Loss of independence, poverty, dementia, incontinence, my mind being willing but my body being knackered.

I never expected to live as long as I have, tbh. I don't want to get old.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Having to wear beige clothes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dying alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dying x

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

anything bad happening to parents . . .but especially mum, .dad cant cook

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Dying alone

Sadly, I agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the subject of ageing, Billy Connolly once said that when you reach 60 you should always remember two things: 1) Always take a piss when the opportunity arises, 2) Never trust a fart!!

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Having people look after me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being 14 i hate the thought of leaving school and having to find a job

Gimp

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"its not been so bad so far BUT for me its losing loved ones"

It's not something that overly worries me. Yet.

The older I get - the better sex becomes - so there is an upside...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees going

Her

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

wrinkles on my wrinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sitting in my own piss staring out of a window and being fed smart price custard creams and being slapped about"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incontinence and dementia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really apart from the fact at my age i should be fucking like a rabbit not a bloody tortoise! So when im older ive fucked it lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Considering my recent health issues I am actually looking forward to getting old - another 30 years at least!

I intend to be a disreputable and mischievous old lady, jumping queues and hitting people with my handbag till the do what I want and when sat in a care home smelling of pee I will shock and scandalise the staff with tales of what I got up to when younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was heartbroken when I hit 60 so a few months before I had a photo shoot done just to remind me , if I live to 80 I can look back and say I was growing old disgracefully

Oh and as someone commented I must have a great surgeon, cheeky bastard lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Considering my recent health issues I am actually looking forward to getting old - another 30 years at least!

Your already there dear lmao

Personally as has been said loosing loved 1s had engh of that already and not being able to do all the things I do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The manner in which I might die preoccupies me, not so much death itself.

I've accepted the inevitable poverty leading to hunger and being cold, loss of independence and loss of mental faculties.

All assuming I reach a good age of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being physically infirm. My gran celebrated her 80th with a century ride and my grandad was still out on his bike in his 90s and I hope I have their genes. I accept a loss of mobility is not age specific and if it ever happens I'll be off to dignitas. The thought of being housebound is horrible.

I'm totally at ease with my mortality. Death doesn't scare me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing my parents will be hard but after that I'm not too bothered and I really don't expect to live to a ripe old age.

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

"I was heartbroken when I hit 60 so a few months before I had a photo shoot done just to remind me , if I live to 80 I can look back and say I was growing old disgracefully

Oh and as someone commented I must have a great surgeon, cheeky bastard lol "
you look marvellous for 60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incontinence and dementia.

Yes, that is shit but the good thing is you will not remember it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being stuck in a wheelchair. I've told my children I'll have a one way ticket to Switzerland

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Grey pubes

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"sitting in my own piss staring out of a window and being fed smart price custard creams and being slapped about"

Theres a lot pf people would pay for that granny,,;-)

, well everything but the cheap custard creams,

Personally its the ailments that come with ageing,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is only a number you are only old if you give into it ,the secret is feeling young and keeping up appearances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing old is fine.

It's the alternative that sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing what my children will have too deal with... And how they will be feeling when I'm gone.

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By *ldgentlejimboMan
over a year ago

gloucester

Not waking up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My knees going

Her"

Already happened!! And I'm not even 50!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything bad happening to parents . . .but especially mum, .dad cant cook

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Thats not good at all does he have a microwave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the subject of ageing, Billy Connolly once said that when you reach 60 you should always remember two things: 1) Always take a piss when the opportunity arises, 2) Never trust a fart!!

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Where,s me walking stick or shooting stick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really apart from the fact at my age i should be fucking like a rabbit not a bloody tortoise! So when im older ive fucked it lol "
We used to have a tortoise all he did was eat lettuce and perhaps some apple and carrot not knowing and being naive and Immature I buried him while he was hibernateing thinking he had died that really upset me I never had another tortoise after that has I love creatures perhaps to soft really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Considering my recent health issues I am actually looking forward to getting old - another 30 years at least!

Your already there dear lmao

Personally as has been said loosing loved 1s had engh of that already and not being able to do all the things I do now "
It certainly changes life,s when if its family by god I know that and yer never ready for it till it happens however long you have to dwell on it before hand being in a close family myself plus i could add to that also, Whatever we can get out of life (and for me later in life)I know now you have to take it with both hands we,re not talking boobs now haha but yes life is full of this but there is always something to learn or witness around the corner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My knees going

Her

Already happened!! And I'm not even 50!

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If ever in the right environment you,ll see people health wise worst than others again part of life but you will find some of these people the one,s I,ve come into contact with are some of the happiest people around for me that speaks volumes of the human spirit, we are all unique in different ways and like to show it when we can....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's so many things 2 dread about getting old but on the upside there's always them nifty little mobility scooters 2 look 4ward 2, trolley bashing youngsters in Tescos on a saturday morning and my personal fav u get 2 wear them huge knickers u could tuck your boobs in without any shame lol. Out with the thong in with the belly warmers happy days .....

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Considering my recent health issues I am actually looking forward to getting old - another 30 years at least!

Ha ha, there is a great poem by Debra Eve, called "When I am an old woman."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Considering my recent health issues I am actually looking forward to getting old - another 30 years at least!

Ha ha, there is a great poem by Debra Eve, called "When I am an old woman.""
. Hahaha love it see there's so much 2 look forward 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being old actually is that your mind is still 21 but your body doesn't agree with it.What pisses me off being old is trying to get an erection it can take up to half an hour getting a good semi.I have aches and pains all over but not to bad to make your life a misery.I feel good in myself and love life.The downside is a woman isn't interested in you to have sex with,but enjoy you being their daddy buddy (does that make sense?)Anyway life isn't to back as long as you don't let it getting you down.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Considering my recent health issues I am actually looking forward to getting old - another 30 years at least!

Ha ha, there is a great poem by Debra Eve, called "When I am an old woman.". Hahaha love it see there's so much 2 look forward 2 lol

Well learning to spit, would make a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going bald

My cock not working without viagra

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Grandkids....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sitting in my own piss staring out of a window and being fed smart price custard creams and being slapped about"

This Sums It Up Nicely

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

being in a care home with non caring staff who don't give a shit!!!

reminds me of the time when I was in hospital and an old lady wanted the loo and they kept ignoring her so after a while I heard her say oh well you wouldn't listen so serves you right followed by water as she wet the bed then they attended to her!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just nursed my father through a particularly vicious cancer, watched him decline daily. His body failed him but his mind stayed sharp as a tack till the end .....I swear I'm off to dignitas with a hop and a skip if my cancer ever gets a hold of me like that and I've told the kids I will go gladly than end up broken in body and spirit ..... it would be a blessing if my mind went before that happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being in a care home with non caring staff who don't give a shit!!!

Panorama on television this evening promises to be an eye-opener on the subject of care-homes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling people my age and they believe me

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Forgetfulness...

forgetfulness...

forgetfulness......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to wear my high heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being able to wear my high heels

I'll still be sporting mine in my wheelchair!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"sitting in my own piss staring out of a window and being fed smart price custard creams and being slapped about"

Agreed! That said, don't mind cut price custard creams, cut price custard on the other hand...

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By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"being in a care home with non caring staff who don't give a shit!!!

Panorama on television this evening promises to be an eye-opener on the subject of care-homes.

unfortunately this abuse is still going on a lot is due to staff not caring and it goes on in other places too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn .. I've scrolled down and forgotten the question!

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