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The magic Elephant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok you find UPS on the door with a huge box and on opening you find inside a Elephant with a label round its neck.

It says “congratulations you have inherited the magic Elephant lick your finger and place it on its forehead and whatever you say out allowed the Elephant will from then on shit it once a day”!

(bet you are impressed by this and all want one now)

So its your Elephant now what will you decide it bum drops?

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Ps it was going to be a magic monkey as it was snappier but you get more capacity with an Elephant.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Does it do this instead of shitting?

If not I would ask it to shit. An elephant shitting just once a day would be easy to deal with. Have to buy a big litter tray though.

To have to deal with tonnes of shit as well as hawking all of its arse gifts would be a horrendous drain on my time.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A thousand quid in a plastic bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamonds "

I am not sure Diamonds wants to be shit out of an elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

magic elephants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beyonce in a bikini fresh from an elephants butt....has a certain ring to it ;p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it do this instead of shitting?

If not I would ask it to shit. An elephant shitting just once a day would be easy to deal with. Have to buy a big litter tray though.

To have to deal with tonnes of shit as well as hawking all of its arse gifts would be a horrendous drain on my time. "

Er er er .......... it does real shits at night and magic ones daytime.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Does it do this instead of shitting?

If not I would ask it to shit. An elephant shitting just once a day would be easy to deal with. Have to buy a big litter tray though.

To have to deal with tonnes of shit as well as hawking all of its arse gifts would be a horrendous drain on my time.

Er er er .......... it does real shits at night and magic ones daytime. "

I ask for a night time shit cleaner upper then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"magic elephants"

Pink elephants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boiled egg and soldiers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diamonds

I am not sure Diamonds wants to be shit out of an elephant "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it do this instead of shitting?

If not I would ask it to shit. An elephant shitting just once a day would be easy to deal with. Have to buy a big litter tray though.

To have to deal with tonnes of shit as well as hawking all of its arse gifts would be a horrendous drain on my time.

Er er er .......... it does real shits at night and magic ones daytime.

I ask for a night time shit cleaner upper then "

You might need 2 if its had to wait all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think money is the best option around £3000

Year supply = £1,095,000

Seems enough to look after it and hire a cleaner lol host as many parties as I wish in my mansion prepare for the red / blue / black / white room hahaha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

anyone else seen the video of a bloke with his head up an elephants arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone else seen the video of a bloke with his head up an elephants arse "

That the one where the elephant backs up into him ?? Haha

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