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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would it take to change a light bulb?

Double points for double entendres.

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By *aitinkCouple
over a year ago

York

Depends on how many chandeleers

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

No, no, it's how many fab swingers does it take to screw in a light bulb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, no, it's how many fab swingers does it take to screw in a light bulb.

"

I'll hold the ladder VV x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten. One to change it. One to post it on the forum. Eight to reply and debate whether it was done correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, no, it's how many fab swingers does it take to screw in a light bulb.

"
theyd have to be very small people to screw in a light bulb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We each realise that the bulb looked nothing like its profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We each realise that the bulb looked nothing like its profile pic.

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Have you tried a reverse profile picture search? The verifications look dodgy and if I get another darned "Fancy a bit of light?" message from it, I shall use the Block button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

175

1 single woman to say the bulb has gone

19 to offer to 'screw their bulb, hard'

100 guys to offer to do it for them, even though they live the opposite end of the country

5 to point out the thread would have been different had a guy posted it

the same person to say she had changed it

50 members of the sisterhood to say 'well done' and that she did a 'good job' and she doesnt need men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"175

1 single woman to say the bulb has gone

19 to offer to 'screw their bulb, hard'

100 guys to offer to do it for them, even though they live the opposite end of the country

5 to point out the thread would have been different had a guy posted it

the same person to say she had changed it

50 members of the sisterhood to say 'well done' and that she did a 'good job' and she doesnt need men.

"

One minute's applause please.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Just one and to leave a veri along the lines of

"Wow well what can I say about this lightbulb, our time together was truly electric, he set me alight with his bayonet screwing technique, we made a connection and my switch was well and truly flicked, til next time.....you lit up my life"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you better get a hundred names and one might turn up

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By *ornyHousewife 68Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ten. One to change it. One to post it on the forum. Eight to reply and debate whether it was done correctly."

Well I though it was mildly amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none.

how dare a single lightbulb decide to go. Especially without sending a long details description of how it was to go first, pics of itself from every angle, and prove that it is, in fact ,a single light bulb, and not part of a pair of bulbs thats going without the other bulbs knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it tell us it was going in 24 hours time so that we had chance to beg it not to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"175

1 single woman to say the bulb has gone

19 to offer to 'screw their bulb, hard'

100 guys to offer to do it for them, even though they live the opposite end of the country

5 to point out the thread would have been different had a guy posted it

the same person to say she had changed it

50 members of the sisterhood to say 'well done' and that she did a 'good job' and she doesnt need men.

"

And a 100 guys bemoaning that they can't get a screw on here lol. Ohhh and then holding the bulb against theirs cocks and taking a picture lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten. One to change it. One to post it on the forum. Eight to reply and debate whether it was done correctly.

Well I though it was mildly amusing "

That is the trouble with such dry and insightful wit. It can get lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None - you lot found out that it was part of a pair and that it was getting changed without the other bulbs consent :p

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The bulb remains unchanged. I've been asking for 18 months!

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By *aitinkCouple
over a year ago

York

That of course only happens if the light bulb bothers to turn up.

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By *aitinkCouple
over a year ago

York

It was very hard to screw as it was a bayonet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said bulb was advised to go to socials,get itself to a club and then it might get an offer to be screwed in

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It was very hard to screw as it was a bayonet."

It wasn't really a bayonet, it just claimed to be but verifications from a variety of screw fitments suggested it was fibbing to get more meets.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

How heavy is the bulb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How heavy is the bulb "

Not at all.

It's light!!

Groan.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

One. Everyone refused because the light bulb does bareback, except one person with safe light bulb changing on their profile and who later denied it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One. Everyone refused because the light bulb does bareback, except one person with safe light bulb changing on their profile and who later denied it. "

The bulb said it was 40w in its profile

It was only 20w in reality.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

None,,

You just click the link and admin will change it,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Well, let's see....one or two to hold the bulb depending on how big it is, another to ask if it's hot and to suggest screwing it in rather than pushing it in, another to take photos and video...another to suggest that when you slide it in, and press the right button, you'll get result you want.

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