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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could change gender for one day, which one thing would you like to experience as a member of the opposite sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the changing rooms after a rugby match.. phwoarrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bj of course

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I want to pee outdoors standing up. I've wanted this for so long that I have genuine penis envy. The SheWee is not the experience I seek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good old play with hhands down trousers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Going to Ikea to find out why women find it a magical day out...

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Multitasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to Ikea to find out why women find it a magical day out..."

Hey it's great at ikea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMM threesome -wow

)) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going to Ikea to find out why women find it a magical day out...

Hey it's great at ikea

For tea lights and getting lost for three hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multitasking

Always rely on women to multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesbian sex, and lots of it!

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Multitasking

Always rely on women to multitask

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how do you know your a bloke in this post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Try a rabbit.

Test drive the competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to Ikea to find out why women find it a magical day out..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up, yawn, fart and scratch my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multitasking

Always rely on women to multitask

how do you know your a bloke in this post

You never lose it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to Ikea to find out why women find it a magical day out...

Hey it's great at ikea

For tea lights and getting lost for three hours!"

See its great fun

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Multitasking

Always rely on women to multitask

how do you know your a bloke in this post

You never lose it

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ill go with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multitasking

Always rely on women to multitask

how do you know your a bloke in this post

You never lose it

ill go with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/04/14 13:32:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riding my friends Motorbike at 70 mph said have longer legs and I'd be able to reach the gears and brakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to Ikea to find out why women find it a magical day out..."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not pretty lol, trust me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not pretty lol, trust me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riding my friends Motorbike at 70 mph I'd have longer legs and I'd be able to reach the gears and brakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MMM threesome -wow

)) xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remembering every misdemeanour and indiscretion from every moment in our relationship, to bring up in any given situation without warning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finding out why the front room needs 34 cushions.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"If you could change gender for one day, which one thing would you like to experience as a member of the opposite sex?

Pee standing up and experience the glee of whirling my knob like a helicopter. My oh does it every morning and looks so happy doing it, bless him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking.....lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking.....lol"

Why? Don't women know what thinking is like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME."

What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Burn the evening meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking.....lol

Why? Don't women know what thinking is like?

Not the way a man does it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too distracted by that ass to write anything that might make sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the obvious one ....to know how it feels to be stronger

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Remembering every misdemeanour and indiscretion from every moment in our relationship, to bring up in any given situation without warning.

A man with issues.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.

What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?

I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.

What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?

I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!"

23 seconds and 55 minutes? Your time machine clock needs fixing.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.

What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?

I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!

23 seconds and 55 minutes? Your time machine clock needs fixing."

I know!

*kicks pocket fluff capacitor*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.

What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?

I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!"

Ooh fail.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To get into clubs free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple orgasms would love to know what feels like.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.

What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?

I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!

23 seconds and 55 minutes? Your time machine clock needs fixing.

I know!

*kicks pocket fluff capacitor*"

I've got an egg box, one loo roll innard and a Shredded Wheat box - any use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to try sex as a girl so I can compare it to receiving anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would want to watch and help my wife give birth to my baby and hold it still warm from her womb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would want to watch and help my wife give birth to my baby and hold it still warm from her womb "

Lovely. How lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear I would end the day more confused than when I started it ... and with less spatial awareness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multiple orgasms would love to know what feels like."

Mind blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multiple orgasms would love to know what feels like."

Bledi marfelys

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

fuck it ill take the child birth im a tough old cunt

pain relief free and make it a 10lber sock it to me meaow

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I would love to know what it was like to have sex with me. I think it would be pretty AWESOME.

What about for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of this day?

I can repeat up 3 or 4 times so it could be only 23 seconds and 55 minutes ACTUALLY!

23 seconds and 55 minutes? Your time machine clock needs fixing.

I know!

*kicks pocket fluff capacitor*

I've got an egg box, one loo roll innard and a Shredded Wheat box - any use?

I can work with that. I have sticky back plastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multiple orgasms would love to know what feels like.

Mind blowing

It certainly looks that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multiple orgasms would love to know what feels like.

Mind blowing

It certainly looks that way

When they go on and on and on its like floating on air

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If I had a penis I could find out if:

a) it's possible to pee into the toilet or just all around it

b) if that flicky/twitchy thing is involuntary or whether you make it happen

c) whether balls get in the way when you sit down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the chance to actually get a meet on here ...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does my bum look big in this?

;)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If I had a penis I could find out if:

a) it's possible to pee into the toilet or just all around it

b) if that flicky/twitchy thing is involuntary or whether you make it happen

c) whether balls get in the way when you sit down.

The answer to c, I am told, is yes but only once or twice because you soon learn

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"the chance to actually get a meet on here ...lol"

In a day? It'd take you longer than that to sort through the messages and work out who is a decent prospect and not 400 miles away and/or a total fantasist

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does my bum look big in this?

;)"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Multiple orgasms would love to know what feels like.

Mind blowing

It certainly looks that way

When they go on and on and on its like floating on air

I have seen a few that required gas and air

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