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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Peacocks are just one of nature’s examples where the male of the species flashes off their glamorous displays of external beauty in an attempt to be attractive to a potential shag.

Does this mean it’s only natural for females to be shallow and go for the looker?

I can’t think of any animals which display their penis to attract mates

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


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Peacocks are just one of nature’s examples where the male of the species flashes off their glamorous displays of external beauty in an attempt to be attractive to a potential shag.

Does this mean it’s only natural for females to be shallow and go for the looker?

I can’t think of any animals which display their penis to attract mates "

Cool innit! When you have got one and it rises you flaunt it

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

Cool innit! When you have got one and it rises you flaunt it "

Am I to read something into the absence of cock pics on your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Cool innit! When you have got one and it rises you flaunt it

Am I to read something into the absence of cock pics on your profile? "

lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

Cool innit! When you have got one and it rises you flaunt it

Am I to read something into the absence of cock pics on your profile?

lol "

You can’t laugh… yours has plumage by proxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Cool innit! When you have got one and it rises you flaunt it

Am I to read something into the absence of cock pics on your profile?

lol

You can’t laugh… yours has plumage by proxy "

you got our vote for wit

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

Cool innit! When you have got one and it rises you flaunt it

Am I to read something into the absence of cock pics on your profile? "

He he he i have them on here but i don't need to use them all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Peacocks are just one of nature’s examples where the male of the species flashes off their glamorous displays of external beauty in an attempt to be attractive to a potential shag.

Does this mean it’s only natural for females to be shallow and go for the looker?

I can’t think of any animals which display their penis to attract mates "

err.. what about all those who post a cock pic and a one liner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Peacocks are just one of nature’s examples where the male of the species flashes off their glamorous displays of external beauty in an attempt to be attractive to a potential shag.

Does this mean it’s only natural for females to be shallow and go for the looker?

I can’t think of any animals which display their penis to attract mates "

It would be far more glamorous if they had feathers sticking out of their bottom crack.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

Peacocks are just one of nature’s examples where the male of the species flashes off their glamorous displays of external beauty in an attempt to be attractive to a potential shag.

Does this mean it’s only natural for females to be shallow and go for the looker?

I can’t think of any animals which display their penis to attract mates

It would be far more glamorous if they had feathers sticking out of their bottom crack. "

Naaa too painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.arn.org/blogs/index.php/literature/2008/04/01/sexual_selection_falsified_in_the_case_o

...and now for the science bit

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"http://www.arn.org/blogs/index.php/literature/2008/04/01/sexual_selection_falsified_in_the_case_o

...and now for the science bit"

whssat??? Is it rude???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

In the bird kingdom most of the boys are pretty boys,

So going off that - yes we ARE so allowed to be shallow

Who would wanna shag summat you have no desire to even look at!!! (hence the doggy style was inveted, hehe)

As for cocks, hmmmm, i like a good look to see what sort of present i would be unwrapping - dont like disappointments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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At least the male "thinks" - which is a qualifier;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://www.arn.org/blogs/index.php/literature/2008/04/01/sexual_selection_falsified_in_the_case_o

...and now for the science bit

whssat??? Is it rude??? "

No, I heard it on QI initially that the peahen does not select a cock based on it's plumage.

Typically though, the male thinks the biggest cock will get the chick...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"http://www.arn.org/blogs/index.php/literature/2008/04/01/sexual_selection_falsified_in_the_case_o

...and now for the science bit

whssat??? Is it rude???

No, I heard it on QI initially that the peahen does not select a cock based on it's plumage.

Typically though, the male thinks the biggest cock will get the chick..."

But he does

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"http://www.arn.org/blogs/index.php/literature/2008/04/01/sexual_selection_falsified_in_the_case_o

...and now for the science bit

whssat??? Is it rude???

No, I heard it on QI initially that the peahen does not select a cock based on it's plumage.

Typically though, the male thinks the biggest cock will get the chick...

But he does "

hehehehehehe

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"http://www.arn.org/blogs/index.php/literature/2008/04/01/sexual_selection_falsified_in_the_case_o

...and now for the science bit

whssat??? Is it rude???

No, I heard it on QI initially that the peahen does not select a cock based on it's plumage.

Typically though, the male thinks the biggest cock will get the chick..."

Or is it... the peahens don't appear to go for a tail with more eyespots than others... but the male displays his tail feathers nevertheless.

So it is typical of some guys really... in more than one way actually lol

"lots of show and no substance"

and the female doesn't really care what your pride and joy looks like... but you just gotta get it out and wave it around anyway... lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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As for cocks, hmmmm, i like a good look to see what sort of present i would be unwrapping - dont like disappointments!"

Or to find you should have bought some crackers and a cheese knife

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


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As for cocks, hmmmm, i like a good look to see what sort of present i would be unwrapping - dont like disappointments!

Or to find you should have bought some crackers and a cheese knife "

haahahahaha

Yes - a cock pic would have been perfect in THAT case - ewwwww!!!

Man, thanks for that!!!!

haahahah

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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Yes - a cock pic would have been perfect in THAT case - ewwwww!!!

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Can you get 'scratch and sniff' pics on the internet?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


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Yes - a cock pic would have been perfect in THAT case - ewwwww!!!

Can you get 'scratch and sniff' pics on the internet? "

oi ya witch - i am already gagging with the memory!!!!

man, that was horrific!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

Yes - a cock pic would have been perfect in THAT case - ewwwww!!!

Can you get 'scratch and sniff' pics on the internet? "

bloody hope not!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

why do i always giggle at the word "peacock"????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Peacocks are just one of nature’s examples where the male of the species flashes off their glamorous displays of external beauty in an attempt to be attractive to a potential shag.

Does this mean it’s only natural for females to be shallow and go for the looker?

I can’t think of any animals which display their penis to attract mates "

the bigger the peacocks display the better.....as the size of its tail is actually a hinderance to their survival odds.......so its all to do with natural selection and your darwins survival of the fittest type stuff...........now where that fits in with guys and their cocks erm....um....i dunno

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