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"Gard your drinks fellas "harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol | |||
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"Entertain me please ...
Have a pork scratching  "I don't like em ... I am fussy what I put in my mouth | |||
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"Entertain me please ... "Let meeeee entertaiiinnnn yooouuuuu Let meeee maaaakkkeeee yoooouuuuu smiiillllee | |||
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"Entertain me please ... "I would dance for you but I have a bad leg & I only sing when I'm in the bath  | |||
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"I'm wanking in Canada Room right now if you fancy it." how could I refuse .... mwah | |||
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"I'm wanking in Canada Room right now if you fancy it. how could I refuse .... mwah " | |||
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"I'm wanking in Canada Room right now if you fancy it." Will you clean up after yourself? | |||
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"I'm wanking in Canada Room right now if you fancy it. Will you clean up after yourself? " tooo late me thinks   | |||
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"I'm wanking in Canada Room right now if you fancy it. Will you clean up after yourself? " No, I just click refresh in my browser and it's clean. | |||
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"I'm wanking in Canada Room right now if you fancy it. Will you clean up after yourself? No, I just click refresh in my browser and it's clean. "Will that work for kitchen too? | |||
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"I'm wanking in Canada Room right now if you fancy it. Will you clean up after yourself? No, I just click refresh in my browser and it's clean.
Will that work for kitchen too?
"or a whole house?? lets think big here | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol "There is no next bit right or next time your walking | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking "make me !!! wiggles bum lol | |||
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"I'm wanking in Canada Room right now if you fancy it. Will you clean up after yourself? No, I just click refresh in my browser and it's clean.
Will that work for kitchen too?
"Um I think it should. Is your kitchen an internet kitchen? | |||
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"Entertain me please ...
Fancy a game of cards? "what we gonna play and are you gonna cheat? | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking
make me !!! wiggles bum lol "Stick a size 10 swiftly up that wiggly bum | |||
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"Entertain me please ...
Fancy a game of cards?
what we gonna play and are you gonna cheat? "Strip poker - who's game? | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking
make me !!! wiggles bum lol
Stick a size 10 swiftly up that wiggly bum "ooooooooooooo that's not nice .... and you did laugh at me in my hour of need which wasn't nice either  | |||
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"Entertain me please ...
Fancy a game of cards?
what we gonna play and are you gonna cheat?
Strip poker - who's game?"u'll lose | |||
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"Entertain me please ...
Me too please "Well what can I do for you then, you foxy lady. Do I read to you, clean for you or how about I give you a lap dance. | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking
make me !!! wiggles bum lol
Stick a size 10 swiftly up that wiggly bum
ooooooooooooo that's not nice .... and you did laugh at me in my hour of need which wasn't nice either "Yes becouse it was bloody funny an still is | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking
make me !!! wiggles bum lol
Stick a size 10 swiftly up that wiggly bum
ooooooooooooo that's not nice .... and you did laugh at me in my hour of need which wasn't nice either
Yes becouse it was bloody funny an still is "I am never ever ever gonna do that again | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking
make me !!! wiggles bum lol
Stick a size 10 swiftly up that wiggly bum
ooooooooooooo that's not nice .... and you did laugh at me in my hour of need which wasn't nice either
Yes becouse it was bloody funny an still is
I am never ever ever gonna do that again "Oww dear now where did I put my camera | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking
make me !!! wiggles bum lol
Stick a size 10 swiftly up that wiggly bum
ooooooooooooo that's not nice .... and you did laugh at me in my hour of need which wasn't nice either
Yes becouse it was bloody funny an still is
I am never ever ever gonna do that again
Oww dear now where did I put my camera "u weren't quick enough and never got a pic | |||
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"Watch yourself young lady, you will bump into things
Her"errrrrrrrrrrrrr don't think I have lately | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking
make me !!! wiggles bum lol
Stick a size 10 swiftly up that wiggly bum
ooooooooooooo that's not nice .... and you did laugh at me in my hour of need which wasn't nice either
Yes becouse it was bloody funny an still is
I am never ever ever gonna do that again
Oww dear now where did I put my camera
u weren't quick enough and never got a pic "I ment for the fate you just tempted | |||
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"Gard your drinks fellas
harsh ..... how u gonna add the next bit ... lol
There is no next bit right or next time your walking
make me !!! wiggles bum lol
Stick a size 10 swiftly up that wiggly bum
ooooooooooooo that's not nice .... and you did laugh at me in my hour of need which wasn't nice either
Yes becouse it was bloody funny an still is
I am never ever ever gonna do that again
Oww dear now where did I put my camera
u weren't quick enough and never got a pic
I ment for the fate you just tempted "don't u think I check carefully now? | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers "I will follow your lead next time and ding it over | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over "Next time  | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over
Next time "no next time??  | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over
Next time
no next time?? "Iv not got over the brain damage from last time yet and before you say a word it was proven to be your falt on this very forum | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over
Next time
no next time??
Iv not got over the brain damage from last time yet and before you say a word it was proven to be your falt on this very forum "no it wasn't lol can I ask a question though ... why was your brain up your nose? | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over
Next time
no next time??
Iv not got over the brain damage from last time yet and before you say a word it was proven to be your falt on this very forum
no it wasn't lol can I ask a question though ... why was your brain up your nose? "No silly it was my nose ended up in my brain gawd | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over
Next time
no next time??
Iv not got over the brain damage from last time yet and before you say a word it was proven to be your falt on this very forum
no it wasn't lol can I ask a question though ... why was your brain up your nose?
No silly it was my nose ended up in my brain gawd "Did u sniff too hard | |||
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"An if it wasn't it was 1 fecking big boggie lmao " so self inflicted then | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over
Next time
no next time??
Iv not got over the brain damage from last time yet and before you say a word it was proven to be your falt on this very forum
no it wasn't lol can I ask a question though ... why was your brain up your nose?
No silly it was my nose ended up in my brain gawd
Did u sniff too hard "I really can't say what springs to mind | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over
Next time
no next time??
Iv not got over the brain damage from last time yet and before you say a word it was proven to be your falt on this very forum
no it wasn't lol can I ask a question though ... why was your brain up your nose?
No silly it was my nose ended up in my brain gawd
Did u sniff too hard
I really can't say what springs to mind "u dont wanna know - it wasn't pretty or clever | |||
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"Id hoped you would have known that then an beside there sneaky little hot fuckers
I will follow your lead next time and ding it over
Next time
no next time??
Iv not got over the brain damage from last time yet and before you say a word it was proven to be your falt on this very forum
no it wasn't lol can I ask a question though ... why was your brain up your nose?
No silly it was my nose ended up in my brain gawd
Did u sniff too hard
I really can't say what springs to mind
u dont wanna know - it wasn't pretty or clever "Stop it im gona wet myself lmao.....you can't posibly be thinking of what I am.....so funny | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol "I feel your boredom same here | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here"I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose "No way what a loser. Now is that a challenge | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
No way what a loser. Now is that a challenge "dashes upstairs to put all her clothes on .... it might take me a while and I might have to waddle badly back downstairs | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
No way what a loser. Now is that a challenge
dashes upstairs to put all her clothes on .... it might take me a while and I might have to waddle badly back downstairs "Lol so scared you will lose then | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose "Who are you calling a wuss? I'm still here. Bring it on girl. | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
Who are you calling a wuss? I'm still here.
Bring it on girl. "I have far more clothes than you could possibly imagine ... your deffo gonna lose | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
No way what a loser. Now is that a challenge
dashes upstairs to put all her clothes on .... it might take me a while and I might have to waddle badly back downstairs
Lol so scared you will lose then "nope making sure I win - big difference ... it's my contingency plan | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
Who are you calling a wuss? I'm still here.
Bring it on girl.
I have far more clothes than you could possibly imagine ... your deffo gonna lose "I will just be wearing my new undies and I'd still win. | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
No way what a loser. Now is that a challenge
dashes upstairs to put all her clothes on .... it might take me a while and I might have to waddle badly back downstairs "No woman you'll go arse over tit down stairs....have you learnt nothing gawd | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
Who are you calling a wuss? I'm still here.
Bring it on girl.
I have far more clothes than you could possibly imagine ... your deffo gonna lose
I will just be wearing my new undies and I'd still win. "trust me you won't ... | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
No way what a loser. Now is that a challenge
dashes upstairs to put all her clothes on .... it might take me a while and I might have to waddle badly back downstairs
No woman you'll go arse over tit down stairs....have you learnt nothing gawd "yeah will be well padded - it won't hurt and you get downstairs quicker that way | |||
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"So how's the bordem going
mediocre now lol
I feel your boredom same here
I got offered a game of strip poker and he legged it as fast as offering it ... the wuss - he was just scared cos I said he would lose
Who are you calling a wuss? I'm still here.
Bring it on girl.
I have far more clothes than you could possibly imagine ... your deffo gonna lose
I will just be wearing my new undies and I'd still win.
trust me you won't ... "A night with you and I'll be a winner. (Now get the sick buckets) | |||
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"Come on then bring it on " I'm still putting the clothes on lol | |||
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"Come on then bring it on I'm still putting the clothes on lol "Don't worry about that as you will soon be taking them of | |||
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"Come on then bring it on I'm still putting the clothes on lol
Don't worry about that as you will soon be taking them of "oooooooooo that's what you think ... I think you're gonna get hustled lol | |||
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"Come on then bring it on I'm still putting the clothes on lol
Don't worry about that as you will soon be taking them of
oooooooooo that's what you think ... I think you're gonna get hustled lol "Really now well let's see | |||
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"Come on then bring it on I'm still putting the clothes on lol
Don't worry about that as you will soon be taking them of
oooooooooo that's what you think ... I think you're gonna get hustled lol
Really now well let's see "and what rules are you playing | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Did you leave a little bit of minxie dust here by any chance. (Its like fairy dust btw)" ooooooooooooooooooooooo that's not good ... are you ok ... and no .... I did leave things behind but not Minxie dust ... it would have evaporated by now me thinks | |||
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awwww - come on you know you want to "I'm trying to sleep you know. Stop making all those noises with the pans on your head you lot. | |||
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"No.
awwww - come on you know you want to
I'm trying to sleep you know. Stop making all those noises with the pans on your head you lot.
whose got a pan on their head
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. " Aww. May I kiss it better for you | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Did you leave a little bit of minxie dust here by any chance. (Its like fairy dust btw) ooooooooooooooooooooooo that's not good ... are you ok ... and no .... I did leave things behind but not Minxie dust ... it would have evaporated by now me thinks "its still in the cupboard but hsve to fess ate the nibbles. Yeh eventually stop bleeding. Throbbing a bit now. Xx | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Aww. May I kiss it better for you "yes please. Its my punky finger xx | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Did you leave a little bit of minxie dust here by any chance. (Its like fairy dust btw) ooooooooooooooooooooooo that's not good ... are you ok ... and no .... I did leave things behind but not Minxie dust ... it would have evaporated by now me thinks
its still in the cupboard but hsve to fess ate the nibbles. Yeh eventually stop bleeding. Throbbing a bit now. Xx"I should hope you did eat em lol | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Aww. May I kiss it better for you "yes please. Its my punky finger xx pinky even | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Did you leave a little bit of minxie dust here by any chance. (Its like fairy dust btw) ooooooooooooooooooooooo that's not good ... are you ok ... and no .... I did leave things behind but not Minxie dust ... it would have evaporated by now me thinks
its still in the cupboard but hsve to fess ate the nibbles. Yeh eventually stop bleeding. Throbbing a bit now. Xx
I should hope you did eat em lol "my thoughts exactly. Waste not want not. Xxx | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Did you leave a little bit of minxie dust here by any chance. (Its like fairy dust btw) ooooooooooooooooooooooo that's not good ... are you ok ... and no .... I did leave things behind but not Minxie dust ... it would have evaporated by now me thinks
its still in the cupboard but hsve to fess ate the nibbles. Yeh eventually stop bleeding. Throbbing a bit now. Xx
I should hope you did eat em lol my thoughts exactly. Waste not want not. Xxx"dead right | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Aww. May I kiss it better for you
yes please. Its my punky finger xx pinky even"Xxx xxxx | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Aww. May I kiss it better for you
yes please. Its my punky finger xx pinky even
Xxx xxxx "aww fank you xx | |||
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"A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
Bored too " | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Aww. May I kiss it better for you
yes please. Its my punky finger xx pinky even
Xxx xxxx
aww fank you xx"You're welcome Julie. From what I heard we'll make good friends  . Plus what what I can see. You look extremely kissable  | |||
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"I cut the tip off my finger this evening. Did you leave a little bit of minxie dust here by any chance. (Its like fairy dust btw)" Ow! Get well soon | |||
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