FabSwingers.com forum: FAB the Movie

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab is making a film! ( for the purpose of this thread)

Unfortunately we can't be in it / Equity and all that.

But!

Who would you choose to play you in the film?

I hope it's in 3D

Willem Dafoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err, what if you're in Equity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Err, what if you're in Equity?"

Then you can play yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helen Hunt could play me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bald James McAvoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helen Hunt could play me anytime

Play you or play with you!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so unique I couldn't possibly be played by anyone other than myself

crystal

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Monica Bellucci

Prosthetics are so real now day.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

[Removed by poster at 28/04/14 19:31:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who's got pants rhat don't keep falling down

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Barbara Streisand can play me but she needs to get a tan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helen Hunt could play me anytime

Play you or play with you!?"

Both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or choose an actor / actress for the poster above you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or choose an actor / actress for the poster above you

That'd just lead to single guys blanking one another, happens on the vast majority of person above threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or choose an actor / actress for the poster above you

That'd just lead to single guys blanking one another, happens on the vast majority of person above threads."

Gerard Butler /

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh erm....charlize theron solely because of my lady crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or choose an actor / actress for the poster above you

That'd just lead to single guys blanking one another, happens on the vast majority of person above threads.

Gerard Butler /

Rowan Atkinson.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sheryl Cole

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Danny De-Vito sniff sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Channing tatum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachel Weisz... but only after I've fattened her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

bruised willy .. yippee kayay naughty fucker

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Any leggy, skinny, heroin chic supermodel...

**REALITY CHECK ALERT...Jo Brand in a blonde wig...ALERT ENDS

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I think Stephen Fry could play me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or choose an actor / actress for the poster above you

That'd just lead to single guys blanking one another, happens on the vast majority of person above threads."

or blanking women they aren't trying to fuck

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Arnold J. Rimmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id get Tina Titz to play me

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I think Stephen Fry could play me

Would he have to change his name to Styphyn Phry?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Arnold J. Rimmer "

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arnold J. Rimmer

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

That's ACE Rimmer (what a guy!), him and Arnold are two very different people

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I think Stephen Fry could play me

Would he have to change his name to Styphyn Phry?

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Arnold J. Rimmer

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

That's ACE Rimmer (what a guy!), him and Arnold are two very different people

Me to a treat. Without brains/confidence. Arnold, with brains and confidence I'd be Ace Rimmer.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

my wee brother franky boyle has already put his name doon ..see you jimmy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Clint Eastwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure anyone could get my personality right. Someone who can be a geek but really dry humoured at the same time.

And not someone short.

To be cliche, I'd say Johnny Depp. Anyone but Sean Bean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure anyone could get my personality right. Someone who can be a geek but really dry humoured at the same time.

And not someone short.

To be cliche, I'd say Johnny Depp. Anyone but Sean Bean."

For you and how you describe yourself, they guy who starred in the Social Network. Can't recall his name right now, sorry.I don't who'd play me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure anyone could get my personality right. Someone who can be a geek but really dry humoured at the same time.

And not someone short.

To be cliche, I'd say Johnny Depp. Anyone but Sean Bean.

For you and how you describe yourself, they guy who starred in the Social Network. Can't recall his name right now, sorry.I don't who'd play me."

# know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Err, what if you're in Equity?

Then you can play yourself x"

Sounds like a history of my sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have Helen Mirren playing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure anyone could get my personality right. Someone who can be a geek but really dry humoured at the same time.

And not someone short.

To be cliche, I'd say Johnny Depp. Anyone but Sean Bean.

For you and how you describe yourself, they guy who starred in the Social Network. Can't recall his name right now, sorry.I don't who'd play me."

Oh hell no. Jessie Eisenberg is nothing like me. He plays the same guy and it's not me. Think Leonard from Big Bang with a Yorkshire accent and prefers marvel. But taller and would be less tolerant of Sheldon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have Helen Mirren playing me

She's delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this might be interesting ... who would like to play me?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"this might be interesting ... who would like to play me?

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imelda staughton . or julie waters .. how about goldie hawne. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this might be interesting ... who would like to play me?

imelda staughton . or julie waters .. how about goldie hawne. lol"

did you ask them?? lol and they volunteered lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Any leggy, skinny, heroin chic supermodel...

**REALITY CHECK ALERT...Jo Brand in a blonde wig...ALERT ENDS

Is that the new Arse End look, Caz? Are you all sporting bright yellow suns and open tops now?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have Dawn French in a blonde wig to be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comedienne Helen Lederer in a fat suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had my memory jogged by ITV this evening, I think John Simm is a good shout for me.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Um. I've no idea.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Mark Harmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bradley cooper or Owen Wilson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told I look like Samantha38G or a plump Fergie but if I chose I would choose Dawn French. .. she rocks.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Hmmmm ... *thinks*

Charlize Theron

What?!!

She's about my age and blonde!!

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