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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on things not that bad that tea and biscuits can't sort

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plain or choc ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea milk two sugars and a choc digestive thanks

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I take my biscuits like I take my men.

Dark chocolate hob nob please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea milk two sugars and a choc digestive thanks"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky with 1 please and what biccies are on offer???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take my biscuits like I take my men.

Dark chocolate hob nob please."

Says nothing other than do they do dark chocolate hob nobs ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milky with 1 please and what biccies are on offer???"

You tell me what you want , if I don't have them I will pop shop

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

White, 1 sugar please.

And a kit-Kat chunky ta.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

NATO minus one in me special mug please (_)D

As for biccies, anything with chocolate on ta x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White, 1 sugar please.

And a kit-Kat chunky ta.

Hmmm not sure that kit kat chunky count as biscuits but as I'm in a good mood go on I will get you one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"NATO minus one in me special mug please (_)D

As for biccies, anything with chocolate on ta x"

So not standard NATO then ? Ok coming up.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I take my biscuits like I take my men.

Dark chocolate hob nob please.

Says nothing other than do they do dark chocolate hob nobs ? "

It might be a figroll of my imagination.

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

ill av a coffee if u dont mind,as i dont drink tea ,and ginger nuts pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White, 1 sugar please.

And a kit-Kat chunky ta.

Hmmm not sure that kit kat chunky count as biscuits but as I'm in a good mood go on I will get you one. "

If you 're goin to the shop..can I have a galaxy ripple pls?? Dunked in hot sweet tea...ooohhhhh yeah that's nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take my biscuits like I take my men.

Dark chocolate hob nob please.

Says nothing other than do they do dark chocolate hob nobs ?

It might be a figroll of my imagination."

Mmmmm ( forgive me all those that don't like mmmmm) fig rolls , not had one of them in years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ill av a coffee if u dont mind,as i dont drink tea ,and ginger nuts pls

Decafe or full fat ?

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

one sugur pls im sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

normal coffee like me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White, 1 sugar please.

And a kit-Kat chunky ta.

Hmmm not sure that kit kat chunky count as biscuits but as I'm in a good mood go on I will get you one.

If you 're goin to the shop..can I have a galaxy ripple pls?? Dunked in hot sweet tea...ooohhhhh yeah that's nice

Obi you started something now. Yep galaxy ripple on list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weak, very weak black tea, one large sugar and I will go for the chocolate hobnobs and ginger nuts please.........although I do love a garibaldi

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Tea with 2 plz oh an don't be mean with the chocky bics.....ta love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White, 1 sugar please.

And a kit-Kat chunky ta.

Hmmm not sure that kit kat chunky count as biscuits but as I'm in a good mood go on I will get you one.

If you 're goin to the shop..can I have a galaxy ripple pls?? Dunked in hot sweet tea...ooohhhhh yeah that's nice

Obi you started something now. Yep galaxy ripple on list. "

Better dunked in coffee I'm told x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

oh see I'm good for some things , you would never have known that otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weak, very weak black tea, one large sugar and I will go for the chocolate hobnobs and ginger nuts please.........although I do love a garibaldi

Squashed fly biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cooking tomato soup right now

But can I have a mint tea, please...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

oh see I'm good for some things , you would never have known that otherwise.

Hopefully win me brownie points

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm cooking tomato soup right now

But can I have a mint tea, please...?"

Home made soup? If so swap a cup of tea for a cup of soup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

oh see I'm good for some things , you would never have known that otherwise.

Hopefully win me brownie points

Got a feeling you won't need any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

oh see I'm good for some things , you would never have known that otherwise.

Hopefully win me brownie points

Really....you need extra brownie points......never, well not in my world achem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cooking tomato soup right now

But can I have a mint tea, please...?

Home made soup? If so swap a cup of tea for a cup of soup

Home made. As usual. I'm not into soups from cans

Swap permitted

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

If the last 2 socials are anything to go by make that 2 paracetamol, a pint of water, a bacon butty and some red bull!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

oh see I'm good for some things , you would never have known that otherwise.

Hopefully win me brownie points

If you need to win brownie points on the Sunday morning I'm a little worried what your intending to do with/to me on Saturday night!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

If the last 2 socials are anything to go by make that 2 paracetamol, a pint of water, a bacon butty and some red bull!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't drink tea but I do have an awful lot of biscuits in the house at the moment.

I'm in need of a 24 minute distraction before I have to do children.

What's NATO (apart from the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation)?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I don't drink tea but I do have an awful lot of biscuits in the house at the moment.

I'm in need of a 24 minute distraction before I have to do children.

What's NATO (apart from the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation)?

What on earth are you doing to the kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't drink tea but I do have an awful lot of biscuits in the house at the moment.

I'm in need of a 24 minute distraction before I have to do children.

What's NATO (apart from the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation)?

It's a forces expression, tea standard NATO , tea white 2 sugars.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

If the last 2 socials are anything to go by make that 2 paracetamol, a pint of water, a bacon butty and some red bull!!

And knee pads.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't drink tea but I do have an awful lot of biscuits in the house at the moment.

I'm in need of a 24 minute distraction before I have to do children.

What's NATO (apart from the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation)?

What on earth are you doing to the kids

Making them do their homework as soon as they get in from school. They're going to hate me. Or, as the sun as just come out properly taking them to the park with their bikes. They're going to love me.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

If the last 2 socials are anything to go by make that 2 paracetamol, a pint of water, a bacon butty and some red bull!!

And knee pads."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have a brew with milk and one and a hobnob please

Noted for the Sunday morn

If the last 2 socials are anything to go by make that 2 paracetamol, a pint of water, a bacon butty and some red bull!!

And knee pads.

Knee pads ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I don't drink tea but I do have an awful lot of biscuits in the house at the moment.

I'm in need of a 24 minute distraction before I have to do children.

What's NATO (apart from the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation)?

What on earth are you doing to the kids

Now thats what I call a love hate relationship.......its ok I slapped myself for that 1 I'll just walk away quietly if that ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea milk two sugars and a choc digestive thanks

Coming up

Thanks very much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weak tea no sugar please. No biscuits ive just munched a packet of peanut m&ms xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some homemade chocolate cupcakes, if anyone fancies one....they can have a cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

JAFFFFFFFAAAA CAKES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really needy today...can i have hot chocolate with cream and mini marshmallows....and a blondie with raspberries.....Fankoo xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

JAFFFFFFFAAAA CAKES "

Sorry thems cakes not biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im really needy today...can i have hot chocolate with cream and mini marshmallows....and a blondie with raspberries.....Fankoo xx

What's a blondie apart from a Debbie Harry ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have some homemade chocolate cupcakes, if anyone fancies one....they can have a cupcake

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea with either a Jammie Dodgem or Jaffa cake....

.... Biscuits are my weakness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

JAFFFFFFFAAAA CAKES

Sorry thems cakes not biscuits

Didn't realise cakes weren't welcome. Picks up cupcakes and flounces out imitating Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some homemade chocolate cupcakes, if anyone fancies one....they can have a cupcake

Yes please

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Notices Moody fancies one while flouncing and comes back to give her one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

JAFFFFFFFAAAA CAKES

Sorry thems cakes not biscuits

Didn't realise cakes weren't welcome. Picks up cupcakes and flounces out imitating Tina

No no come back you have real cakes not Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have some homemade chocolate cupcakes, if anyone fancies one....they can have a cupcake

Yes please

Notices Moody fancies one while flouncing and comes back to give her one

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are cup cakes allowed but Jaffa Cakes not??? Surely if one is a cake, the other is too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea with either a Jammie Dodgem or Jaffa cake....

.... Biscuits are my weakness...

2 packets for £1 Jammie dodgems in local shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have some homemade chocolate cupcakes, if anyone fancies one....they can have a cupcake

Yes please

Notices Moody fancies one while flouncing and comes back to give her one

Yay

At least my cupcakes are wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with some tea and biscuits please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are cup cakes allowed but Jaffa Cakes not??? Surely if one is a cake, the other is too.

Sshhh I was only saying it cos I know how much rusty likes his Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could do with some tea and biscuits please

Awww what's up don't like sad faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are cup cakes allowed but Jaffa Cakes not??? Surely if one is a cake, the other is too.

Sshhh I was only saying it cos I know how much rusty likes his Jaffa cakes

He wasn't offering though, he was out to snaffle them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with some tea and biscuits please

Awww what's up don't like sad faces.

It's just been of those days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with some tea and biscuits please

Fancy a chocolate cupcake Lucy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could do with some tea and biscuits please

Awww what's up don't like sad faces.

It's just been of those days....

Extra biscuits or cakes or chocolate for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with some tea and biscuits please

Fancy a chocolate cupcake Lucy?

Yes please and a hug wouldn't go a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with some tea and biscuits please

Fancy a chocolate cupcake Lucy?

Yes please and a hug wouldn't go a miss

Oh a big hug too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

JAFFFFFFFAAAA CAKES

Sorry thems cakes not biscuits

Didn't realise cakes weren't welcome. Picks up cupcakes and flounces out imitating Tina

No no come back you have real cakes not Jaffa cakes

Jaffa cakes are real cakes

How dare you say they are not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

JAFFFFFFFAAAA CAKES

Sorry thems cakes not biscuits

Didn't realise cakes weren't welcome. Picks up cupcakes and flounces out imitating Tina

No no come back you have real cakes not Jaffa cakes

Jaffa cakes are real cakes

How dare you say they are not

Yes i think they are too Rusty, after all they a sponge bottom....

Just like mine

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

JAFFFFFFFAAAA CAKES

Sorry thems cakes not biscuits

Didn't realise cakes weren't welcome. Picks up cupcakes and flounces out imitating Tina

No no come back you have real cakes not Jaffa cakes

Jaffa cakes are real cakes

How dare you say they are not

Yes i think they are too Rusty, after all they a sponge bottom....

Just like mine

Ruby"

See now you said sponge which is cake ! I arrest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

JAFFFFFFFAAAA CAKES

Sorry thems cakes not biscuits

Didn't realise cakes weren't welcome. Picks up cupcakes and flounces out imitating Tina

No no come back you have real cakes not Jaffa cakes

Jaffa cakes are real cakes

How dare you say they are not

Yes i think they are too Rusty, after all they a sponge bottom....

Just like mine

Ruby"

Yummy biteable sponge bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With nice bumpy bits to nibble on???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really needy today...can i have hot chocolate with cream and mini marshmallows....and a blondie with raspberries.....Fankoo xx

What's a blondie apart from a Debbie Harry ? "

Its a white chocolate brownie....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im really needy today...can i have hot chocolate with cream and mini marshmallows....and a blondie with raspberries.....Fankoo xx

What's a blondie apart from a Debbie Harry ?

Its a white chocolate brownie....

Oh that sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really needy today...can i have hot chocolate with cream and mini marshmallows....and a blondie with raspberries.....Fankoo xx

What's a blondie apart from a Debbie Harry ?

Its a white chocolate brownie....

Oh that sounds yummy

I'll send some down....haggis flavoured!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im really needy today...can i have hot chocolate with cream and mini marshmallows....and a blondie with raspberries.....Fankoo xx

What's a blondie apart from a Debbie Harry ?

Its a white chocolate brownie....

Oh that sounds yummy

I'll send some down....haggis flavoured!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can. i have coffee please xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im really needy today...can i have hot chocolate with cream and mini marshmallows....and a blondie with raspberries.....Fankoo xx

What's a blondie apart from a Debbie Harry ?

Its a white chocolate brownie....

Oh that sounds yummy

I'll send some down....haggis flavoured!!!

Raise your

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can. i have coffee please xxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a nice mug of gold blend two tea spoons of sugar sweetener for me and

two chocolate wagon wheels..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes a nice mug of gold blend two tea spoons of sugar sweetener for me and

two chocolate wagon wheels..

I had a wagon wheel for the first time in years last week. Haven't they got small

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes a nice mug of gold blend two tea spoons of sugar sweetener for me and

two chocolate wagon wheels..

I had a wagon wheel for the first time in years last week. Haven't they got small

Or your mouth got big.

Knee pads for the dance you do after a night out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes a nice mug of gold blend two tea spoons of sugar sweetener for me and

two chocolate wagon wheels..

I had a wagon wheel for the first time in years last week. Haven't they got small

Or your mouth got big.

Knee pads for the dance you do after a night out.

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Coffee lover but if I do have to drink tea only Very Berry please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm partial to a hotnob and coffee please moodymoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on things not that bad that tea and biscuits can't sort

dark.chocolate hob knobs please xxxx no.milk or sugar in my tea please.

Now hurry up.

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over a year ago

"It's all a bit yukky in here today so I thought I would bring the tea and biscuits in.

What you lot fancy then

Mellow birds and an oreo or 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few bourbon biscuits and an irish coffee please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then you twisted my arm, mines tea, milk, two sweeteners n a nice malted milk or two please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry was away working off the biscuits , kettle back on and fresh supplies at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can,t beat a good cuppa tea or coffee Yes wagon wheels seemed to have shrunk in size

Like most things in the shops nowadays Buy A bag of crisps you,ll be lucky if you get 5/6 helpings out rip off merchants...

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