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How can a chicken portion be fresh

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

when by definition the chicken has to be dead to be sold as a portion?

Why are gentlemen's clubs called that when they are really quite the opposite?

What other illogical phrases have you come across?

Light hearted intention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was fresh when it was shot..

..sorry if this grosses anyone out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight males contacting me on fab?

Your definition of straight again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resealable bags of chocolate ...wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What other illogical phrases have you come across?

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"You're a complete stranger"

...Are there varying degrees of a stranger then?..I either know someone or I don't so that makes no sense to me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

pan fried?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i turned round and said to him .. then he turned round and said to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite Unique - erm?

Quite perfect - see above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Have your cake and eat it.

Why would you buy a cake and nit eat it. Totally illogical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thing people say when buying or not buying foods....

"I'd only eat it all"

Well yes, isn't that what you are meant to do? Not eat a mouthful and bin the rest!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Great contributions!

How about "quite honestly" ?

Is honesty not an absolute, you either are or are not honest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry?

No you are not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ears pierced while you wait"

Do they have a special day when you can have them removed and collect them later ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to wait three weeks

Couldn't hear a thing until they turned up

Cheapskates sent them second class

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Occasional table.

What is it the rest of the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Resealable bags of chocolate ...wtf "

Lol!

There are plenty of contradictory sayings that make me smile, some are -

Deafening silence,

Honest politicians,

Free gift,

Nothing is permanent but change.

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything 'Homemade' in a restaurant. I understand 'made on the premises' doesn't have the same ring to it but it wasn't made at home!

And cards with 'new baby' or 'it's a girl!' on them. Of course it's bloody new and why do the parents need to be told the sex of their child via a card from 'Joan and Terry at no. 67'?!?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Have your cake and eat it.

Why would you buy a cake and nit eat it. Totally illogical"

I think the saying is "You can't have your cake and eat it", meaning you can't have it both ways

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Have your cake and eat it.

Why would you buy a cake and nit eat it. Totally illogical

I think the saying is "You can't have your cake and eat it", meaning you can't have it both ways "

Hang on, you can only eat a cake through your mouth so by definition of above, what would be the other way??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its cheap at half the price !!!!

Of course it feckin would be

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Why is there only 1 Monopolies Commission???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ultra non-stick pans

Surely it's either just non-stick or stick ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say -" there's no point beating round the bush ! "Where does that expression come from ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only a little bit late........no, you were late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have your cake and eat it.

Why would you buy a cake and nit eat it. Totally illogical

I think the saying is "You can't have your cake and eat it", meaning you can't have it both ways

Hang on, you can only eat a cake through your mouth so by definition of above, what would be the other way?? "
snort it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When people say -" there's no point beating round the bush ! "Where does that expression come from ? "

It comes from getting the birds out of the bush so that the shooters could "cut to the chase" and get on with killing the birds.

Beating around the bush is pointless unless you cut to the chase.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"When people say -" there's no point beating round the bush ! "Where does that expression come from ?

It comes from getting the birds out of the bush so that the shooters could "cut to the chase" and get on with killing the birds.

Beating around the bush is pointless unless you cut to the chase.

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Cut to the chase is not a sports saying, it's from the early days of film making.

Beating around the bush is pointless as the game is liable to remain hidden in said bush and not be flushed out for the guns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's all that about?

Dreadful phrase, glad it seems to be dying out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We understand our fans frustration" (Alan Pardew),no you don't you white haired tosser,Piss Off and let somebody else have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I searched for it everywhere and eventually found it in the last place I looked.."

Er - what ? Nobody ever says "it was in the last place I looked but one" - or "I found it and kept looking..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So often heard from television presenters...

"It's almost exactly 9 o'clock..."

How can it possibly be "almost exactly"...?

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

On come dine with me the other day a heard a woman say ' He literally makes my blood boil!'

Erm no love otherwise you'd be dead!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight males contacting me on fab?

Your definition of straight again?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people say -" there's no point beating round the bush ! "Where does that expression come from ? "

The closest timeframe I could find was "several hundred years." At least one source speculated it could have been used as early as 1520. However, there is no documented evidence to support this theory. Most historians believe that this phrase originated in England. It is possible that the phrase beat around the bush is a shortened version of an old phrase, to beat the bushes for, which meant someone was seeking something with very little effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that gets me is semi permanent, how can something be semi permanent? It's either permanent or its not

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Is there a shorter word for Abbreviation?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

'The likes of'

Often used in football commentaries. You can remove 'The likes of' and just say the guys name as there is only one of him

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I know what it means I'm not stupid. I say again ifi have a cake I'm going to eat it not sit there and watch it grow mould

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when by definition the chicken has to be dead to be sold as a portion?

Why are gentlemen's clubs called that when they are really quite the opposite?

What other illogical phrases have you come across?

Light hearted intention! "

The definition of fresh today is fridge cool and not smelling like potential arse death.

Because money is no object when it comes to being treated better than you would be otherwise.

My actual answer, though, is "Free Enterprise!" It's not free and there's nothing entrepreneureal about it. Scams should not be recognised by positive sounding names.

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