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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mate died after fucking an inmate at the psychiatric hospital where he worked.

Turns out he had a serious nut allergy.

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By *ctaviusStuntMan
over a year ago

plymouth


"My mate died after fucking an inmate at the psychiatric hospital where he worked.

Turns out he had a serious nut allergy."
good im glad he died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh mental illness touchy subject.

Having been in the receiving end of a mental ex wife, I think your mate had a lucky escape !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh mental illness touchy subject.

Having been in the receiving end of a mental ex wife, I think your mate had a lucky escape ! "

I'm not to sure.... But I'm guessing that the op was a joke!!

But if it wasn't how was his mate lucky? He died

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ohh mental illness touchy subject.

Having been in the receiving end of a mental ex wife, I think your mate had a lucky escape !

I'm not to sure.... But I'm guessing that the op was a joke!!

But if it wasn't how was his mate lucky? He died "

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol

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By *ctaviusStuntMan
over a year ago

plymouth


"Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol "
try some racist ones see if they work any better, or maybe disabled ones, especially servicemen with lost limbs.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol "

I think that is wise....I'm sure you meant no harm but some jokes are left in the 1000 jokes that aren't funny book

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

it was only a joke ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol try some racist ones see if they work any better, or maybe disabled ones, especially servicemen with lost limbs."

Alright mate chill the fuck out the headline does read sorry if this offends no need to start coming out with shit like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it was only a joke ffs"

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By *ctaviusStuntMan
over a year ago

plymouth


"Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol try some racist ones see if they work any better, or maybe disabled ones, especially servicemen with lost limbs.

Alright mate chill the fuck out the headline does read sorry if this offends no need to start coming out with shit like that"

oh sorry i got the impression no subject was off limits. seems some are for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joke - but in bad taste - mental health support worker here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear the forums are losing their dry wit and sarcastic humour these days...

(Hides from the sharp tongues that will no doubt abuse my comment)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It made me giggle, but only a little because it was a good but not a great gag.

I don't think things should necessarily be out of bounds with humour for fear of causing offence (we all choose what we're offended by) and nor am I going to look around and check if everyone else is offended before laughing, sorry.

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By *ctaviusStuntMan
over a year ago

plymouth


"joke - but in bad taste - mental health support worker here "

No, no , no. its ok cos he said "sorry if this offends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Any better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it was only a joke ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think when you have to quantify that something is a joke it is far closer to offensivw than amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You knew it would offend so why post it?

A title disclaimer is a cop out if truth be told and you're well aware of that I'm sure...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended! "

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol try some racist ones see if they work any better, or maybe disabled ones, especially servicemen with lost limbs.

Alright mate chill the fuck out the headline does read sorry if this offends no need to start coming out with shit like that"

There is a delightful irony in this reply and the fact that you appear to have taken offence by the it. Should he have started the post with a disclaimer saying "sorry if this offends"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Next subject headline will read: dry humor if sensitive don't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its only a joke.Nothing should be off limits in comedy,people scared they may upset somebody every time they try to be funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol try some racist ones see if they work any better, or maybe disabled ones, especially servicemen with lost limbs.

Alright mate chill the fuck out the headline does read sorry if this offends no need to start coming out with shit like that

I didn't take offence he was having a pop and that is how I replied

There is a delightful irony in this reply and the fact that you appear to have taken offence by the it. Should he have started the post with a disclaimer saying "sorry if this offends"?"

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

You will bound to offend some people normally people who don't know any people with disabilities

But I find the people with disabilities have a far more wittier sense of humour and can be more offensive with there jokes

See "the last leg "it's so funny

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended! "

Each to their own but if I was said Relative then I'd be offended at being referred to as 'Handicapped'. Just saying

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Its only a joke.Nothing should be off limits in comedy,people scared they may upset somebody every time they try to be funny."

'Nothing'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes nothing "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

i thought it were a funny joke am I wrong? yes I know jokes that stick in my mind because they were offensive but I wouldn't say them

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Yes nothing "

Have a longer think about some heinous things and the answer will be different

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really want a girlfriend with rickets, just so i can whole heartedly say she won't be walking straight after i'm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes nothing

Have a longer think about some heinous things and the answer will be different "

Nope still the same

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I really want a girlfriend with rickets, just so i can whole heartedly say she won't be walking straight after i'm done."

Oh god I've heard that joke about a thousand times in my life lol

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol try some racist ones see if they work any better, or maybe disabled ones, especially servicemen with lost limbs."

I'd avoid racist/disabled jokes on this thread, as it'll get shut down pretty fast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really want a girlfriend with rickets, just so i can whole heartedly say she won't be walking straight after i'm done.

Oh god I've heard that joke about a thousand times in my life lol "

I'll get some new material lol

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By *ohnnySwingingMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Something offends someone somewhere every second of the day. You can't live in fear of peoples feelings but also it's just jokes right???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something offends someone somewhere every second of the day. You can't live in fear of peoples feelings but also it's just jokes right???"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get all the best women at swingers parties.

That Ferrari keyring was the best £1.50 I've ever spent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mental illness and I laughed. I had a sister with cerebral palsy and I laugh at disabled jokes. I'm fat, I laugh at fat jokes. I can laugh at myself because life is sad without laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate died after fucking an inmate at the psychiatric hospital where he worked.

Turns out he had a serious nut allergy."

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"I get all the best women at swingers parties.

That Ferrari keyring was the best £1.50 I've ever spent."

That one was funnier when you told it yesterday!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I do think when a subject that is a personal subject to individuals for whatever reason gets turned into a joke people can become offended by that joke...I think when someone goes through bad and dark times and it gets turned into a joke can be seen as bad taste....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor "

Would you find it funny if your sister was mentally handicapped. No. Didn't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

Would you find it funny if your sister was mentally handicapped. No. Didn't think so. "

Clearly having a family member that is mentally ill isn't funny.But to be offended because somebody you don't even no makes a joke about a fictional situation,is being offended for the sake of it IMO.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

Would you find it funny if your sister was mentally handicapped. No. Didn't think so. "

It's disability not handicap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have mental illness and I laughed. I had a sister with cerebral palsy and I laugh at disabled jokes. I'm fat, I laugh at fat jokes. I can laugh at myself because life is sad without laughter "

I LOVE YOU !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bought a raffle ticket the other night. I won bugger all.

I love the raffles at our swingers club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

Would you find it funny if your sister was mentally handicapped. No. Didn't think so.

Clearly having a family member that is mentally ill isn't funny.But to be offended because somebody you don't even no makes a joke about a fictional situation,is being offended for the sake of it IMO."

Frankly I'm not easily offended, but in this case I was, and certainly not for the sake of it.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I thought it was funny Z

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Everybody in a serious mood today!!!!

They were only jokes, naughty schoolboy jokes at that, he didn't mean to offend anyone...

Chill it's Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

Would you find it funny if your sister was mentally handicapped. No. Didn't think so.

It's disability not handicap "

Fair enough. It has been the words we used to describe her condition for 32 years. I guess it's a hard habit to break.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I bought a raffle ticket the other night. I won bugger all.

I love the raffles at our swingers club."

I had to read that 5 times to get it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought it was funny Z"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought a raffle ticket the other night. I won bugger all.

I love the raffles at our swingers club.

I had to read that 5 times to get it lol "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something offends someone somewhere every second of the day. You can't live in fear of peoples feelings but also it's just jokes right???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

Would you find it funny if your sister was mentally handicapped. No. Didn't think so.

Clearly having a family member that is mentally ill isn't funny.But to be offended because somebody you don't even no makes a joke about a fictional situation,is being offended for the sake of it IMO.

Frankly I'm not easily offended, but in this case I was, and certainly not for the sake of it. "

I also have a relative who is has mental illness issues but I did laugh.

That's a bit like when Isaac Hayes was on Southpark but quit when they had a story-line about Scientology. So everyone else who was offended by everything he said on the programme it was OK but it crossed the line when it affected him personally.

Seems a very strange way of seeing things to me.

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Better not tell my peaches geldof joke then or the fact that some selfish bastard jumped off the m60 motorway bridge landing on two cars, seriously injuring the mum driving and her two kids totally traumatised, and me, late to see my mum who was very poorly and 85!!! So &&@@£&@ selfish....do it without causing trauma and serious injury to others. Tin hat time for me...but it's my opinion and I don't care

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

And I liked your joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

Would you find it funny if your sister was mentally handicapped. No. Didn't think so.

Clearly having a family member that is mentally ill isn't funny.But to be offended because somebody you don't even no makes a joke about a fictional situation,is being offended for the sake of it IMO.

Frankly I'm not easily offended, but in this case I was, and certainly not for the sake of it.

I also have a relative who is has mental illness issues but I did laugh.

That's a bit like when Isaac Hayes was on Southpark but quit when they had a story-line about Scientology. So everyone else who was offended by everything he said on the programme it was OK but it crossed the line when it affected him personally.

Seems a very strange way of seeing things to me."

I guess sometimes we all have strange ways of seeing things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as sick humour only involves adults then I don't really give a damn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.

She said, "You can't do this to me!"

I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her."

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was probably the nutter he shagged and found it funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I liked your joke "

I think we need to hear the peaches one might take some heat off me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something offends someone somewhere every second of the day. You can't live in fear of peoples feelings but also it's just jokes right???

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as sick humour only involves adults then I don't really give a damn."

No Jimmy Saville ones then

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport


"And I liked your joke

I think we need to hear the peaches one might take some heat off me lol"

No way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as sick humour only involves adults then I don't really give a damn.

No Jimmy Saville ones then "

Only if it's him getting his comeuppance. No kids allowed. Besides you'll probably experience a forum ban otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it took me a few seconds to realise it was a joke. Made me giggle. I wouldn't worry about people getting stressed at you. You can't please everyone. I can't go into it but mental health is something I know about. And it didn't offend me. Half of all jokes out there take the piss out of people, that's what I find funny.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I liked your joke

I think we need to hear the peaches one might take some heat off me lol

No way lol"

Ok I'll go first lol

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Well I have mental health issues and I thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate died after fucking an inmate at the psychiatric hospital where he worked.

Turns out he had a serious nut allergy."

Made me laugh

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Better not tell my peaches geldof joke then or the fact that some selfish bastard jumped off the m60 motorway bridge landing on two cars, seriously injuring the mum driving and her two kids totally traumatised, and me, late to see my mum who was very poorly and 85!!! So &&@@£&@ selfish....do it without causing trauma and serious injury to others. Tin hat time for me...but it's my opinion and I don't care"

What has someone committing suicide got to do with this thread about jokes??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Perhaps Peaches Geldof would have had a longer shelf life if Bob and Paula had named her Pickles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better not tell my peaches geldof joke then or the fact that some selfish bastard jumped off the m60 motorway bridge landing on two cars, seriously injuring the mum driving and her two kids totally traumatised, and me, late to see my mum who was very poorly and 85!!! So &&@@£&@ selfish....do it without causing trauma and serious injury to others. Tin hat time for me...but it's my opinion and I don't care

What has someone committing suicide got to do with this thread about jokes?? "

If you read through the thread it should be clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get all the best women at swingers parties.

That Ferrari keyring was the best £1.50 I've ever spent."

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Think this is a clear case of knowing your audience and playing to them. Personally I thought it was amusing but with an audience as far reaching as on here you are bound to find people that find it offensive.

Perhaps the OP did know the audience and has played them like a fiddle or perhaps not.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor "

You apologised for the joke's offensive potential before you even told it. And now you are apologising for giving offence and yet stating that you will not apologise for that which gives offence. A positively schizophrenic approach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better not tell my peaches geldof joke then or the fact that some selfish bastard jumped off the m60 motorway bridge landing on two cars, seriously injuring the mum driving and her two kids totally traumatised, and me, late to see my mum who was very poorly and 85!!! So &&@@£&@ selfish....do it without causing trauma and serious injury to others. Tin hat time for me...but it's my opinion and I don't care

What has someone committing suicide got to do with this thread about jokes?? "

I dunno some of these jokes made me think of ending it all

I've suffered from mental health issues and I found the op funny.

I also find it funny how the others who said they've had mh issues said the same it's the people not affected who are offended

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

I really really think people need to lighten up on here sometimes I really do. Some are so defensive and see their arse over the littlest thing, for example fat women thin women...if you are over weight do something about it, if it doesn't bother you and you are happy in your skin do you really care?!! Lighten up FFS x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

You apologised for the joke's offensive potential before you even told it. And now you are apologising for givingoffence and yet stating that you will not apologise for that which gives offence. A positively schizophrenic approach! "

Ooo I like that diagnosis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better not tell my peaches geldof joke then or the fact that some selfish bastard jumped off the m60 motorway bridge landing on two cars, seriously injuring the mum driving and her two kids totally traumatised, and me, late to see my mum who was very poorly and 85!!! So &&@@£&@ selfish....do it without causing trauma and serious injury to others. Tin hat time for me...but it's my opinion and I don't care

What has someone committing suicide got to do with this thread about jokes??

I dunno some of these jokes made me think of ending it all

I've suffered from mental health issues and I found the op funny.

I also find it funny how the others who said they've had mh issues said the same it's the people not affected who are offended "

LIKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt find the joke funny...or offensive lol

though..I hate the term inmate(unless its for an offender)

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

You apologised for the joke's offensive potential before you even told it. And now you are apologising for givingoffence and yet stating that you will not apologise for that which gives offence. A positively schizophrenic approach!

Ooo I like that diagnosis "

I thought you might!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

You apologised for the joke's offensive potential before you even told it. And now you are apologising for givingoffence and yet stating that you will not apologise for that which gives offence. A positively schizophrenic approach!

Ooo I like that diagnosis

I thought you might! "

Well at least that way I can post jokes n if people complain the I can say hey fuck you I'm mentally disabled and btw that guy infringes of you is called Brian he is my alter ego !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well not many jokes got posted how disappointing

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Heard the one about the window licker? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 Gays in a bed,which one is the skier?

The one in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 Gays in a bed,which one is the skier?

The one in the middle "

Lol actually made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heard the one about the window licker? ..."

Go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It made me giggle, but only a little because it was a good but not a great gag.

I don't think things should necessarily be out of bounds with humour for fear of causing offence (we all choose what we're offended by) and nor am I going to look around and check if everyone else is offended before laughing, sorry."

Don't apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well not many jokes got posted how disappointing"

Ok another Peaches one to really raise the hackles

Apparently a carton of cream was found next to Peaches, prompting the police to believe she really did top herself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well not many jokes got posted how disappointing

Ok another Peaches one to really raise the hackles

Apparently a carton of cream was found next to Peaches, prompting the police to believe she really did top herself."

Lol I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It made me giggle, but only a little because it was a good but not a great gag.

I don't think things should necessarily be out of bounds with humour for fear of causing offence (we all choose what we're offended by) and nor am I going to look around and check if everyone else is offended before laughing, sorry.

Don't apologise."

Ok, sorry I won't, sorry.

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Following the death of peaches geldof police sources say that diazepam, poppers and whizz were found in her house.

Her other sisters were out shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Following the death of peaches geldof police sources say that diazepam, poppers and whizz were found in her house.

Her other sisters were out shopping!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It made me giggle, but only a little because it was a good but not a great gag.

I don't think things should necessarily be out of bounds with humour for fear of causing offence (we all choose what we're offended by) and nor am I going to look around and check if everyone else is offended before laughing, sorry.

Don't apologise.

Ok, sorry I won't, sorry."

I set that one up for you, that would've been my response.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I am actually just sat here laughing at the whole conversations from beginning to end

I have a wicked warped sense of humour and will laugh at anything

Better than being bloody miserable in this day and age as life is to short

I do love good jokes too

lmao

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

It made me go and sigh. I wasn't offended just didn't find it funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didnt find the joke funny...or offensive lol

though..I hate the term inmate(unless its for an offender)"

Pretty accurate for mh wards in this country actually you probably get better treatment as an offender in prison. Mh wards are a truly dehumanising experience

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

sorry if this offends but i think cheesea beat Liverpool today . . .

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

chelsea *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was a joke lol I'll steer clear from mental ilness jokes from now on lol try some racist ones see if they work any better, or maybe disabled ones, especially servicemen with lost limbs."

I suggest you don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"joke - but in bad taste - mental health support worker here "

Well said x the joke isn't funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well not many jokes got posted how disappointing

Ok another Peaches one to really raise the hackles

Apparently a carton of cream was found next to Peaches, prompting the police to believe she really did top herself."

My other half used to come home with all the bad humour jokes x I miss him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well not many jokes got posted how disappointing

Ok another Peaches one to really raise the hackles

Apparently a carton of cream was found next to Peaches, prompting the police to believe she really did top herself.

My other half used to come home with all the bad humour jokes x I miss him x "

Shouldn't have killed him then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"joke - but in bad taste - mental health support worker here

Well said x the joke isn't funny

"

The best and most bad taste jokes I hear come from nurses, police and the military.

Gallows humour from people making light of their stressful jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something offends someone somewhere every second of the day. You can't live in fear of peoples feelings but also it's just jokes right???"

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

So, can someone correct me here, but surely no mention of any mental illness was made.

It was only alluded to so the word nut could be used in the play on word at the end.

If he had mocked any specific issues or individual's struggles then maybe, just maybe, the bad taste card can be shown.

As it is, the op gets a verbal warning..... judge your audience young man, judge your audience.

I haven't read the thread so apologies if there is any repetition.....no apologies for my opinion.

Runs off to shelter bwhind something very large.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be a touch sensitive but I don't like jokes of any kind about these subjects

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I have a mentally handicapped relative and I am offended!

Well I apologize for offending you but I find it funny and won't apologize for my taste of humor

Would you find it funny if your sister was mentally handicapped. No. Didn't think so.

It's disability not handicap "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good grief,thank goodness I won't ever meet the majority of people that post in these forums

I don't know if i'd survive the laughter and frivolity for a start off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing should be off limits in humour, it's a very thin line and what context the joke is told in, I don't believe in censorship and I Believe in freedom of speech. Some people may be offended by some humour I would rather that than to be censored and to be told what is funny and what isn't. Humour has a great way of dealing with difficult situations and black humour is a way for some people to deal and process difficult and emotive subjects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I must say I find jimmy carr very funny and I don't think anything is off limits to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"joke - but in bad taste - mental health support worker here

Well said x the joke isn't funny

The best and most bad taste jokes I hear come from nurses, police and the military.

Gallows humour from people making light of their stressful jobs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember the old days of Love thy Neighbour, Alf Garnet and Jim Davidson ? Nothing was off limits then and now everyones too scared to say anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in tears of laughter here

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty on here claim their right to free speech and make fun of people's religious beliefs. Easter wasn't that long ago.

Now when it offends them. It is wrong.

Nobody finds everything funny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I fear the forums are losing their dry wit and sarcastic humour these days...

(Hides from the sharp tongues that will no doubt abuse my comment)"

Don't know what you mean by 'these days' it was lobotomised to the nth a few years ago.

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By *abybladeCouple
over a year ago

Bacup

Well I found it funny.

Sam

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

FFS people get a grip!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Remember the old days of Love thy Neighbour, Alf Garnet and Jim Davidson ? Nothing was off limits then and now everyones too scared to say anything.

"

Alf Garnet and Jim Davidson aren't comparable in this case.

Alf Garnet exposed ignorance and bigotry through characterisation.

Jim Davidson WAS an ignorant and bigotted character.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I was going to make a point that Andyb made.

No one was insulted or mocked. The joke works simply by word play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember the old days of Love thy Neighbour, Alf Garnet and Jim Davidson ? Nothing was off limits then and now everyones too scared to say anything.

Alf Garnet and Jim Davidson aren't comparable in this case.

Alf Garnet exposed ignorance and bigotry through characterisation.

Jim Davidson WAS an ignorant and bigotted character. "

And still is ? The point I was trying to make is there was a on/off button

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think he's mellowed a bit .... I leave him on if he's on. I can handle a bit of bigotry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I tried to read all the posts but didnt get past half way, so Im sorry if I am a bit repetitive. I like others actually suffer with some mental health issues, and I can say that I did giggle at the joke. I happen to think it is a personal thing. I also have a daughter with additional needs ( not handicapped or disabled lol) and I have to say I would probably find jokes offensive, so I can see both sides. But rather ironically if somebody eats Brazil nuts they can instigate a reaction in somebody with a nut allergy when having sex lol !!!

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By *abybladeCouple
over a year ago

Bacup

Is there anymore. I need a good laugh.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Tbh it's not offensive nowhere near xx it ridicules no one x

Acknowledging a term slangly used for psychosocial issues is "nuts" Is the alleged crime here feigning offence at this is a poor reflection of and objective view, I think

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

never die a virgin when you go to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber

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