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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I look at Viking River Cruising adverts and think

Mnmm yes, that looks good

By the way, snuggled up on settee with mrnotts, fire roaring and my favourite cardi

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You've sailed past formative and slipping nicely into the mooring for dotage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bet they do cabin swapping

Before cocoa of course

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I bet they do cabin swapping

Before cocoa of course "

The Saga Louts are being offered sex education now as STI rates are on the increase in that demographic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do look nice those cabins. When i see the advert I think, ooh that looks really nice. Might be time to think about purchasing some slippers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you think they do dominos ? And no I don't mean pizza

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

And your morning orange juice becomes

Morning "prune" juice....... eeek

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And your morning orange juice becomes

Morning "prune" juice....... eeek "

I like prune juice.

I like the fact that it's a river so not as choppy as the sea. Do you think I could find a rich octogenarian with no wife or children who needs a little sunshine in his life before he quietly pops his clogs six months after meeting me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think they do dominos ? And no I don't mean pizza "

In my mind it's backgammon and bridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look at Viking River Cruising adverts and think

Mnmm yes, that looks good

By the way, snuggled up on settee with mrnotts, fire roaring and my favourite cardi "

Are you sucking Werthers Originals ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And your morning orange juice becomes

Morning "prune" juice....... eeek

I like prune juice.

I like the fact that it's a river so not as choppy as the sea. Do you think I could find a rich octogenarian with no wife or children who needs a little sunshine in his life before he quietly pops his clogs six months after meeting me?

"

Oh hello. I've heard that line before

Was it Morse? - no

Was it Midsomer Murders? - not this time!

Or was it Tales of the Unexpected

Erm no. None of the above.

That Lickety was the only pearl of wisdom passed down to me from my grandmother. Although she said specifically she wanted to meet an elderly gentleman with a fat wallet and a bad cough

I should point out at this point in time, mrnotts wallet is of no interest to any mortal being

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And your morning orange juice becomes

Morning "prune" juice....... eeek

I like prune juice.

I like the fact that it's a river so not as choppy as the sea. Do you think I could find a rich octogenarian with no wife or children who needs a little sunshine in his life before he quietly pops his clogs six months after meeting me?

Oh hello. I've heard that line before

Was it Morse? - no

Was it Midsomer Murders? - not this time!

Or was it Tales of the Unexpected

Erm no. None of the above.

That Lickety was the only pearl of wisdom passed down to me from my grandmother. Although she said specifically she wanted to meet an elderly gentleman with a fat wallet and a bad cough

I should point out at this point in time, mrnotts wallet is of no interest to any mortal being "

I'm 50 next year and my pension is worth diddlysquat so I need a new plan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And your morning orange juice becomes

Morning "prune" juice....... eeek

I like prune juice.

I like the fact that it's a river so not as choppy as the sea. Do you think I could find a rich octogenarian with no wife or children who needs a little sunshine in his life before he quietly pops his clogs six months after meeting me?

Oh hello. I've heard that line before

Was it Morse? - no

Was it Midsomer Murders? - not this time!

Or was it Tales of the Unexpected

Erm no. None of the above.

That Lickety was the only pearl of wisdom passed down to me from my grandmother. Although she said specifically she wanted to meet an elderly gentleman with a fat wallet and a bad cough

I should point out at this point in time, mrnotts wallet is of no interest to any mortal being

I'm 50 next year and my pension is worth diddlysquat so I need a new plan. "

So you need to head to the estate agents or the local geriatric ward

Changing subject slightly... Do we need pensions if we are going to work till we drop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think they do dominos ? And no I don't mean pizza

In my mind it's backgammon and bridge."

If I thought for one minute we'd meet couples like you, I'd be on www dot book me that cruise dot com, in a flash!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I'm 50 next year and my pension is worth diddlysquat so I need a new plan.

So you need to head to the estate agents or the local geriatric ward

Changing subject slightly... Do we need pensions if we are going to work till we drop "

A good point. Now that you can get it all as a lump sum you could use it for a River Cruise.

My fall back plan is to sell my home and move to Pity Me.

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