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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. What do you do to make everyday tasks more exciting ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn my sat nav off until the last minute when I drive across London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat hot chillis

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .walk downstairs with my eyes closed. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . .walk downstairs with my eyes closed. . . "

you can't have a cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


". . .walk downstairs with my eyes closed. . . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an early night my dreams are always terrifically weird n entertaining

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I like going to a pub that I've never been to before and ordering a pint of the usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a cream cake before I take the statin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like going to a pub that I've never been to before and ordering a pint of the usual "
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're brave driving anywhere near London it would terrify me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jump off the bus before it's stopped moving if the driver is foolhardy enough to open the doors. Like to imagine I'm holding a pistol and am going to roll along the pavement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Try to start and finish a wank on an elevator before someone gets on =P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I jump off the bus before it's stopped moving if the driver is foolhardy enough to open the doors. Like to imagine I'm holding a pistol and am going to roll along the pavement.

"
007 type of stuff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mixer shower. I always turn one tap fully off and then quickly turn the other one off in time so that I don't get freezing or boiling water on me. You have to be quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping hold of the petrol pump and seei g how close I can get to the 0 before stopping.....£19.99 and I'm the female equivalent of Jack freaking Bauer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tempted to get a honey badger. That'll make life interesting

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

some great suggestions on here gonna try some as i'm a boring fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tempted to get a honey badger. That'll make life interesting "

Haha!!! Yes!!! Did you see the programme on them the other day!! Crazy buggers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my own theme tune I hum to myself whilst going about my day to day business. Makes things less dull for me at least when i'm stood at the photocopier staring out the window.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

it doesnt work all the time but if you do it often enough it does. . .if i am approaching a road i need to cross i make myself look like i haven't noticed the approaching vehicle and not goin to stop at the edge of the pavement but i do stop right at the edge. . .then the fun begins

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract


". . .walk downstairs with my eyes closed. . . "
darent do that in my house after slipping off my stairs last year fell off 2nd to bottom and caught my back on last step which resulted in a bruise 6ins long and 3ins wide

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I put pineapple in with the cream cheese for my bagel this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Park in Sainsburys car park and dont buy a ticket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 items at the 10 or less checkout, and I rummage through the basket as I queue giving people the opportunity to count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i get my battery drill out i sometimes like to pretend its a futuristic gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm tempted to get a honey badger. That'll make life interesting

Haha!!! Yes!!! Did you see the programme on them the other day!! Crazy buggers!!"

I did. They're really smart. I'd still love to own one though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold off till the last moment before filling the car up ~ 5 miles is the lowest to date ...it's a little game I play which I know is bizarre....!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if i think a cat is lookin at me in a superior way i growl,hiss and tell it to fuck right off

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hold off till the last moment before filling the car up ~ 5 miles is the lowest to date ...it's a little game I play which I know is bizarre....!! "

It's bad for your car though. All the gunk in the petrol tank can cause problems.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if i get up in the mornin and im bursting for a piss sometimes i do a bit of dusting til i think my bladder is goin to burst. . . .no real explanation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I sometimes wear a superman costume and jump off stuff trying to reclaim my youth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. What do you do to make everyday tasks more exciting ? "

I let the microwave complete its microwaving and open the door before it bleeps. Just so that it doesn't bleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just think of black cock when ever the thought is needed cause whatever it is were doing is boring. Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just think of black cock when ever the thought is needed cause whatever it is were doing is boring. Simple. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. What do you do to make everyday tasks more exciting ?

I let the microwave complete its microwaving and open the door before it bleeps. Just so that it doesn't bleep."

This doesn't make my life any more exciting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. What do you do to make everyday tasks more exciting ?

I let the microwave complete its microwaving and open the door before it bleeps. Just so that it doesn't bleep.

This doesn't make my life any more exciting."

Have you missed the point of this thread??

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Sometimes I get up early, to bite the postman if the dog aint well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i get my battery drill out i sometimes like to pretend its a futuristic gun "

Or get all robotic while using the drill as a sound effect! I've been Robocop so many times its sad........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. What do you do to make everyday tasks more exciting ?

I let the microwave complete its microwaving and open the door before it bleeps. Just so that it doesn't bleep.

This doesn't make my life any more exciting.

Have you missed the point of this thread??"

It's the only comment I could relate to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. What do you do to make everyday tasks more exciting ?

I let the microwave complete its microwaving and open the door before it bleeps. Just so that it doesn't bleep.

This doesn't make my life any more exciting.

Have you missed the point of this thread??

It's the only comment I could relate to."

Right,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. What do you do to make everyday tasks more exciting ?

I let the microwave complete its microwaving and open the door before it bleeps. Just so that it doesn't bleep.

This doesn't make my life any more exciting.

Have you missed the point of this thread??

It's the only comment I could relate to.

Right, "

The topic of a thread can sometimes veer in different directions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking part in 175th poster game.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

When I'm building/assembling flat-pack shelving etc I DON'T use/read the assembly instructions. This way I feel as if I'm a contestant on "the krypton factor".

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Eat hot chillis"

I sometimes like to hot/spicy currys and try to eat it without having a drink between mouthfuls to see if I can stand the spice. Hottest curry I managed was a madras. Drank like a pint of water afterwards, but no effect. Best to eat ice-cream or a yoghurt afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I jump off the bus before it's stopped moving if the driver is foolhardy enough to open the doors. Like to imagine I'm holding a pistol and am going to roll along the pavement.

"

i knew i wasnt the only one

i only do it if i go into walsall though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keeping hold of the petrol pump and seei g how close I can get to the 0 before stopping.....£19.99 and I'm the female equivalent of Jack freaking Bauer "

Hahaha I do that all the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the shops on my own once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to the shops on my own once"

did you cross the road as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give myself one hour to get loads of the housework done.......seems to work better even when I know I've got all day sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give myself one hour to get loads of the housework done.......seems to work better even when I know I've got all day sometimes! "

Any chance you can get round here and give yourself a hour round here please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I also like to pretend I'm being chased by the police on my way to the shops makes for an interesting drive

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"I also like to pretend I'm being chased by the police on my way to the shops makes for an interesting drive "

If I'm driving through town and a car has been following me for ages, I often try to change my route almost if I'm being followed/spied on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I also like to pretend I'm being chased by the police on my way to the shops makes for an interesting drive

If I'm driving through town and a car has been following me for ages, I often try to change my route almost if I'm being followed/spied on."
haha me too

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