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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

When did you last get bought some flowers as i read recently that 60% of all women have never been bought flowers.

I personally find that shocking as i thought it would have been around the 1 or 2% mark.

Steve

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I get them every week and always have done....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get deflowered most days

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tuesday, i get bought them every week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get deflowered most days

Actually, seriously I prefer to buy my own... as I have a particular favourite but take you point, flowers are a small token of appreciation of somebody...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I buy them quite often as they really cheer up the house

As for them being bought me, the last time was by my work mates when i was leaving the job.

Before that - fuck knows i cant remember - but then i am single so have an excuse to have to buy them for myself

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Tuesday, i get bought them every week"

Your just spoilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, my beautiful wonderful mommy bought me flowers for mothers day...how ace is that?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

By the MIL last week.

From Mr R about 3 weeks ago.

I know why men don't buy flowers anyway, it is because we women always say " aww they are lovely....what have you done? "

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"By the MIL last week.

From Mr R about 3 weeks ago.

I know why men don't buy flowers anyway, it is because we women always say " aww they are lovely....what have you done? "

hahahaha

yeah - been guilted into buying flowers, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the MIL last week.

From Mr R about 3 weeks ago.

I know why men don't buy flowers anyway, it is because we women always say " aww they are lovely....what have you done? "

Now I feel guilty as that is exactly what I did today when he came home with a big bunch of my favs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love getting flowers when I'm not expecting them. By that I mean NOT on my birthday/valentines/anniversary etc.

The last time I was sent flowers was the day after valentines. Hubby bought me 2 big bunches to make up for forgetting to buy some for the day itself.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

i cant remember the last time someone else bought them...but i do buy them for me from time to time x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangely enough it's mostly my female friends who buy me flowers, I buy male and female friends flowers though.

When it's just meeting for lunch or a get together for drinks, I always like to take flowers, I hate to turn up empty handed.

I met two friends for lunch this week, took them bunches of spring flowers and also sent a bouquet to a friend to cheer her up. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangely enough it's mostly my female friends who buy me flowers, I buy male and female friends flowers though.

I m so glad you said that - I take flowers to male and females friends and in my experience men appreciate flowers, too. (Especially when they are attached to a nice bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

Do they come with a cheese sauce

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

Might have to put me cock in a bunch... Well if flowers get attention by the ladies... Might be one way of getting some loving? lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

Do they come with a cheese sauce

I don't think so but plenty here who could help

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

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see what i have to put up with????

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Might have to put me cock in a bunch... Well if flowers get attention by the ladies... Might be one way of getting some loving? lol

Now that would make an awesome avitar pic

Get a photo taken as it will get you some attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might have to put me cock in a bunch... Well if flowers get attention by the ladies... Might be one way of getting some loving? lol

yes but we just said they are liked by men, too - you would have to make sure your "bunch" is handed over to an appreciate lady

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

"Might have to put me cock in a bunch... Well if flowers get attention by the ladies... Might be one way of getting some loving? lol

Now that would make an awesome avitar pic

Get a photo taken as it will get you some attention

what maybe stuff some bluebells in me bell end?is that what your thinking

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

"Might have to put me cock in a bunch... Well if flowers get attention by the ladies... Might be one way of getting some loving? lol

yes but we just said they are liked by men, too - you would have to make sure your "bunch" is handed over to an appreciate lady

but you love me hey.... Flowers or not?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might have to put me cock in a bunch... Well if flowers get attention by the ladies... Might be one way of getting some loving? lol

yes but we just said they are liked by men, too - you would have to make sure your "bunch" is handed over to an appreciate lady

but you love me hey.... Flowers or not?!

I sure do - you are a lovely bloke - sometimes slightly misunderstood by some who dont know you but I will vouch publicly that you are a nice man xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Might have to put me cock in a bunch... Well if flowers get attention by the ladies... Might be one way of getting some loving? lol

Now that would make an awesome avitar pic

Get a photo taken as it will get you some attention

what maybe stuff some bluebells in me bell end?is that what your thinking"

Nooooooo not bluebells!

Daffs or tulips in a nice arrangement with your john thomas as the center piece

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

see what i have to put up with????

Say it with cauliflowers

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

see what i have to put up with????

Say it with cauliflowers

Well they are pretty don't you think

Are cauliflowers the BBW of the flowers?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

see what i have to put up with????

Say it with cauliflowers

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dont encourage him, il get a cauliflower in a pot tomorrow

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Daffs or tulips in a nice arrangement with your john thomas as the center piece

DAFF is how it would look in my honest opinion!!!!

PMSL

Now douse it in a bunch of nettles, that WOULD get my attention!!!

Hahahahahahaahahaah

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

see what i have to put up with????

Say it with cauliflowers

dont encourage him, il get a cauliflower in a pot tomorrow

Better than a rabbit????

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

see what i have to put up with????

Say it with cauliflowers

Well they are pretty don't you think

Are cauliflowers the BBW of the flowers? "

Nooooo sunflowers are the BBW of flowers

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Daffs or tulips in a nice arrangement with your john thomas as the center piece

DAFF is how it would look in my honest opinion!!!!

PMSL

Now douse it in a bunch of nettles, that WOULD get my attention!!!

Hahahahahahaahahaah"

Now as a woman you would take notice of one of them pics. As for stinging nettles! Well it would swell a bit ill bet

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

see what i have to put up with????

Say it with cauliflowers

Well they are pretty don't you think

Are cauliflowers the BBW of the flowers?

Nooooo sunflowers are the BBW of flowers

Whats a cauliflower then

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I don't like being bought flowers

My favourite ones are wild ones anyway,like bluebells and poppies,I prefer to see them in the fields and woods than chopped up and stuffed in a vase

You can get cauliflowers in a pot. They look nice and you can eat them when you get board of looking at them

see what i have to put up with????

Say it with cauliflowers

Well they are pretty don't you think

Are cauliflowers the BBW of the flowers?

Nooooo sunflowers are the BBW of flowers

Whats a cauliflower then

Curvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't buy Siren flowers regularly but I do grow them myself so she can pick whichever ones she likes. (she cut some pink tulips the other day that were really beautiful ~ watch it you lot, I can hear ya dirty minds working overtime lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't buy Siren flowers regularly but I do grow them myself so she can pick whichever ones she likes. (she cut some pink tulips the other day that were really beautiful ~ watch it you lot, I can hear ya dirty minds working overtime lol)

I love white lilies - the flowers of virtue in Germany

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Tuesday, i get bought them every week

Your just spoilt

I know, but i do appreciate it, there not fancy bouquet ones just a nice couple of bunches from tesco usually but i love flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love white lilies - the flowers of virtue in Germany

Got all sorts of lillies growing in our garden as Siren loves them too. The cold winter affected the bulbs I left in the ground and they've only just started shooting, but the ones I potted in Feb are doing ok. Gonna have loads of the feckin things in July/Autumn lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Tuesday, i get bought them every week

Your just spoilt

I know, but i do appreciate it, there not fancy bouquet ones just a nice couple of bunches from tesco usually but i love flowers"

Bless, its the gesture anyway hun

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i aint saying anything il end up with a bloody cauli, with a smiley face drawn on it lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"i aint saying anything il end up with a bloody cauli, with a smiley face drawn on it lol

hahahahaha

So long as it doesnt say "hello" like on that horrid WEED advert, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love white lilies - the flowers of virtue in Germany

Me too - I have loads and loads of lillies - there is something very pure and yet classy about them - no kidding. I always have fresh white lillies in the house - they leave a spirit of yin and yan

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I love white lilies - the flowers of virtue in Germany

Lillies are poison

Well to cats the are anyway

And the dust is horrid as it dyes anything it touches.

And they PONG man - can smell they feckers a mile off.

They are one flower that is most defo best staying outdoors!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I love white lilies - the flowers of virtue in Germany

Lillies are poison

Well to cats the are anyway

And the dust is horrid as it dyes anything it touches.

And they PONG man - can smell they feckers a mile off.

They are one flower that is most defo best staying outdoors!

And for funerals!!!

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