FabSwingers.com forum: touch me

By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

So it seems that the thing to do nowadays is to hold your arm out fist clenched and say touch me. The you both touch fists and nod the head in a show of respect.

So, when this gestured act of greeting was shown in my direction was my response of ' what you on about willis? I will shake your hand like a proper man but I will not touch you. If you want me to touch you you can fuck off and find someone else' correct or am I just getting old and showing my age?

For the record no cake was involved or hurt in any way of the above greeting gesture.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It all sounds a bit gangsta to me, was cake exchanged after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 'cake' a euphamism for something odd, or just cake?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Iz down wiv da kidz innit, ya feel me

Ohh I say, I think I pulled it off rather well

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is 'cake' a euphamism for something odd, or just cake?"

there is no such thing as JUST cake but no it isn't a euphemism

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Is 'cake' a euphamism for something odd, or just cake?"

just cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is 'cake' a euphamism for something odd, or just cake?

just cake

Oh right. One more, just for clarity.

Is there a reason that cake appears so much in the forum, or is it just that there are alot of ladies around who have a special affinity for (certainly not 'just') cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can touch me...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Is 'cake' a euphamism for something odd, or just cake?

just cake

Cake as in the Brass Eye programme?

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"You can touch me...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

we just nut each other up here to greet and say goodbye . .

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"we just nut each other up here to greet and say goodbye . ."

I tried that when I first moved down South. They don't like it so much down here.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"we just nut each other up here to greet and say goodbye . .

I tried that when I first moved down South. They don't like it so much down here. "
they have took up the knee to the balls greetin like a duck to lemon souffle . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spudding came about in the '90s I think. Spud me bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can touch me...

And I'm cake

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"You can touch me...

And I'm cake

buckle up for the ride. I'm coming for a taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can touch me...

And I'm cake

buckle up for the ride. I'm coming for a taste

Apparently I make a good dessert

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"You can touch me...

And I'm cake

buckle up for the ride. I'm coming for a taste

Apparently I make a good dessert

sounds like you're all fruity?

Do you need a creamy topping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can touch me...

And I'm cake

buckle up for the ride. I'm coming for a taste

Apparently I make a good dessert

sounds like you're all fruity?

Do you need a creamy topping?

Absolutely

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"You can touch me...

And I'm cake

buckle up for the ride. I'm coming for a taste

Apparently I make a good dessert

sounds like you're all fruity?

Do you need a creamy topping?

Absolutely

ahubahuba

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

Creature of the night

Are you sure you don't want to touch now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowadays????

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