FabSwingers.com forum: Confession

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So if it's against forum rules to name and shame others, how about an amnesty where people confess themselves their fab wrong doings.

This could be no shows , lies on profiles, being a troll in forums. Anything you like, let's hear your confession and let your soul be cleansed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess that I just realised I only shaved one armpit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I inadvertently broke the forum for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess that I just realised I only shaved one armpit "
I confess I've just licked the right armpit...well..it was the left one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I inadvertently broke the forum for a day

How did you break the forum ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess to looking at women/couples profile pics

who i like more then once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I inadvertently broke the forum for a day

How did you break the forum ?!"

would you believe - accidentally?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've gone against my own moral rules now I'm I between a rock and a hard place grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess that I just realised I only shaved one armpit I confess I've just licked the right armpit...well..it was the left one"

Cooooorrrrreeerccccct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've gone against my own moral rules now I'm I between a rock and a hard place grrrrrr

Oh er intriguing indeed. Do tell all my child

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've gone against my own moral rules now I'm I between a rock and a hard place grrrrrr

Oh er intriguing indeed. Do tell all my child

Haha not something I wish to share in public lol xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been lazy and not contacted a couple I fancy for fear of rejection. How daft am I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell him pike!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I confess I gave a verification to someone who turned out to be rather odious.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been lazy and not contacted a couple I fancy for fear of rejection. How daft am I!

shall I tell em?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've gone against my own moral rules now I'm I between a rock and a hard place grrrrrr

Oh er intriguing indeed. Do tell all my child

Haha not something I wish to share in public lol xx"

If it was posting on a thread you shouldn't have wasted your time on, I saw it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ( Lucy ) don't use my real name on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

at last, she's gonna shag me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I confess I gave a verification to someone who turned out to be rather odious. "

Didn't you suss them out properly on the first meet?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've gone against my own moral rules now I'm I between a rock and a hard place grrrrrr

Oh er intriguing indeed. Do tell all my child

Haha not something I wish to share in public lol xx

If it was posting on a thread you shouldn't have wasted your time on, I saw it

Haha not that one lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I ( Lucy ) don't use my real name on here!! "

Welcome helga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess I gave a verification to someone who turned out to be rather odious. "

Is that another word for stinky

Did they smell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I airbrushed some hair to do my Miss HottieBottie Avatar

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I confess I gave a verification to someone who turned out to be rather odious.

Didn't you suss them out properly on the first meet?

It was a social first meet and I left the verification after that. I judged badly on that one. Our play meet was one of the shortest in history and I could have got away with not bothering to shower and dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess to pulling my own pants down and flashing me arse.....the elastic in them is actually quite good

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I confess to pulling my own pants down and flashing me arse.....the elastic in them is actually quite good

I confess I've perved your arse

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess to pulling my own pants down and flashing me arse.....the elastic in them is actually quite good

I confess I've perved your arse

I'm constantly perving at his arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have broken another bit now !!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

Repent my dear repent lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

Repent my dear repent lol

I have to I think I'm going to hell with spots on me fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No worries hell is so hot it'll burn the spots off. And Ive heard

"Hell ain't a bad place to be"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

Repent my dear repent lol

I have to I think I'm going to hell with spots on me fanny

noooooo that's not a good look at all

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

Repent my dear repent lol

I have to I think I'm going to hell with spots on me fanny

I'm going to hell with a healed up fanny !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well it's all a bit tame so far.

Where are all the time wasters and folk that make up stuff in forums to wind others up.

Show your faces I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess to pulling my own pants down and flashing me arse.....the elastic in them is actually quite good

I confess I've perved your arse

I'm constantly perving at his arse!!

Right back at ya sexy ladies....thank feck for stealth mode is all I'll say

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

Repent my dear repent lol

I have to I think I'm going to hell with spots on me fanny

I'm going to hell with a healed up fanny !!

Get it sorted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont look or send msgs to profiles as often anymore lol x.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

Repent my dear repent lol

I have to I think I'm going to hell with spots on me fanny

I'm going to hell with a healed up fanny !!

Get it sorted then

How?????

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

Repent my dear repent lol

I have to I think I'm going to hell with spots on me fanny

I'm going to hell with a healed up fanny !!

Get it sorted then

How?????

What are the choices??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont look or send msgs to profiles as often anymore lol x."

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's all a bit tame so far.

Where are all the time wasters and folk that make up stuff in forums to wind others up.

Show your faces I dare you

this is an oldie and utterly true, a few know it already:

I was on a meet overnite, she had a guy coming over the next day and I was still there...she wanted me to stay but didnt want him knowing i was there, so i stayed in the sitting room.

I was dying for a pish, and used my empty cider bottle, and put it in my bag.

on my way home, i lost my bus ticket and phone..so walked hom in the scorching sun(yes it was hot in glasgow), and had to walk about 20miles home as I had no money.

I walked past a pub, and thought I could get some water...but ended up remembering I had some cider.........it took me three glugs to remember what I was actually drinking..

I walked home, wretching with a sick feeling.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Well it's all a bit tame so far.

Where are all the time wasters and folk that make up stuff in forums to wind others up.

Show your faces I dare you

this is an oldie and utterly true, a few know it already:

I was on a meet overnite, she had a guy coming over the next day and I was still there...she wanted me to stay but didnt want him knowing i was there, so i stayed in the sitting room.

I was dying for a pish, and used my empty cider bottle, and put it in my bag.

on my way home, i lost my bus ticket and phone..so walked hom in the scorching sun(yes it was hot in glasgow), and had to walk about 20miles home as I had no money.

I walked past a pub, and thought I could get some water...but ended up remembering I had some cider.........it took me three glugs to remember what I was actually drinking..

I walked home, wretching with a sick feeling.

OMG paddy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont look or send msgs to profiles as often anymore lol x.

Good man

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lol thanks

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Well it's all a bit tame so far.

Where are all the time wasters and folk that make up stuff in forums to wind others up.

Show your faces I dare you

this is an oldie and utterly true, a few know it already:

I was on a meet overnite, she had a guy coming over the next day and I was still there...she wanted me to stay but didnt want him knowing i was there, so i stayed in the sitting room.

I was dying for a pish, and used my empty cider bottle, and put it in my bag.

on my way home, i lost my bus ticket and phone..so walked hom in the scorching sun(yes it was hot in glasgow), and had to walk about 20miles home as I had no money.

I walked past a pub, and thought I could get some water...but ended up remembering I had some cider.........it took me three glugs to remember what I was actually drinking..

Hope that's a joke eeeeew!!!

I walked home, wretching with a sick feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forgive me 2innotts, for i have sinned

i am a forum lurker and do not post often

please forgive my sins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"forgive me 2innotts, for i have sinned

i am a forum lurker and do not post often

please forgive my sins

Aw heavy stuff this. Not sure how to deal with you

Are you frightened of the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really am a size 12...........I wish!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only look though and rough, but I'm a sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"forgive me 2innotts, for i have sinned

i am a forum lurker and do not post often

please forgive my sins

Aw heavy stuff this. Not sure how to deal with you

Are you frightened of the forums

3 hail mary's and send me on my way

I just like lurking

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Rosary beads are at the ready now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rosary beads are at the ready now....

Confess my child. And make it a goodun we like a bit of gossip!!

Can you outdo the drinking wee story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosary beads are at the ready now....

10 Hairy Mary's won't help

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Rosary beads are at the ready now....

Confess my child. And make it a goodun we like a bit of gossip!!

Can you outdo the drinking wee story

I have to confess I can't

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I can however confess to taking my knickers off in a nightclub...putting them in my partners pocket which a cheesy 'guess what I want ' grin on my face...only to be told 'put them back on love you'll get cold'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ( Lucy ) don't use my real name on here!! "

Pssst... We know, George...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not getting banded again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too am contemplating going against my moral rules...well a woman has needs after all and mine are getting pretty damn needy

Don't we can repent our sins

Repent my dear repent lol

I have to I think I'm going to hell with spots on me fanny

I'm going to hell with a healed up fanny !!

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Dont worry, your not alone, i too am a born again virgin, considering going against my moral code also, since men have needs also... not fair if the others getting it elsewhere and were trying to remain loyal and sinceire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I confess that I just realised I only shaved one armpit "

Done that loads of times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also confess, when I first came on fab I blocked a few women who I sent messages to (with a face pic) and got no reply after a few days

I know realise how many messages they receive daily

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

I confess to consistent and continual perving in stealth mode !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can however confess to taking my knickers off in a nightclub...putting them in my partners pocket which a cheesy 'guess what I want ' grin on my face...only to be told 'put them back on love you'll get cold'

well he sounds like a bundle of fun !!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I arranged a last minute meet with someone from another site about 3 years ago. I was a bit green then and was impressed by his banter and his carefully angled pics. However, something made me ask for more and the moment I saw his newer pics I knew he was not for me. Rather than tell him the truth (I didn't want to hurt his feelings) I sent him a message that my family had suddenly turned up so he couldn't come round. Then I arranged for my fb to cater to my horniness. I left that site not long after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I arranged a last minute meet with someone from another site about 3 years ago. I was a bit green then and was impressed by his banter and his carefully angled pics. However, something made me ask for more and the moment I saw his newer pics I knew he was not for me. Rather than tell him the truth (I didn't want to hurt his feelings) I sent him a message that my family had suddenly turned up so he couldn't come round. Then I arranged for my fb to cater to my horniness. I left that site not long after. "

Aye

this is more like it. I knew there had to be some dirt to dish. Well done my lovely you are now redeemed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've been lazy and not contacted a couple I fancy for fear of rejection. How daft am I!

shall I tell em?

They don't know I fancy them

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

well he sounds like a bundle of fun !!"

Which is precisely why he's an EX!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been lazy and not contacted a couple I fancy for fear of rejection. How daft am I!

shall I tell em?

They don't know I fancy them

Just do it. By not doing it you're rejecting yourself instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lolol. I have 6'1 on my profile but I'm actually close to 6'2 if I stand up straight I discovered this week. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant really breath through my ears..I have been living a lie

Captain Chaos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess to nothing. If you want to know. Make me

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