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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mainly because I just sat down with a toothpick in my pocket ffs......

Please leave abuse and laughter at my idiocy below....ta guys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doh!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not funny . I would never laugh

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Instant snip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a vision of olives on sticks now

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Acupuncture costs a fortune...tell yourself you've just sorted any other aches and pains (it'll have taken your mind off them for a while anyhow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a toothpick in your pocket.... or are you just pleased to see me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha oh youve cheered me right up

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.Thats a new appetizer good idea. .cheese pineapple bollock . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring NHS helpline and tell them you felt a small prick on yer balls

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I suppose 'its only a little prick' is appropriate,

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Is that a toothpick in your pocket.... or are you just pleased to see me....

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maybe he keeps his teeth in his pocket lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo it made me cross my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only a little prick!

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne


".Thats a new appetizer good idea. .cheese pineapple bollock . . "

Just what I was thinking, ha ha

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


".Thats a new appetizer good idea. .cheese pineapple bollock . .

Just what I was thinking, ha ha "

Me too, ohh what a tasty snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?"

Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".Thats a new appetizer good idea. .cheese pineapple bollock . . "

You saw it here first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had your tetanus shots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahaha oh youve cheered me right up "

As my imaginary wife you should be sharing my pain....I'm glad its divorce week coming up.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you had your tetanus shots? "

Shouldn't that be testanus shots?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?

Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through...."
.im crying i promise im crying tears of joy thats thee post of the century . . . .or probably just me

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?

Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through...."
. . legend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?

Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through.... .im crying i promise im crying tears of joy thats thee post of the century . . . .or probably just me "

And apparently I can't spell either.....ffs.....this thread has done me no favours eh....should have just shut up about the whole prick in the teste thing I think.....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?

Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through.... .im crying i promise im crying tears of joy thats thee post of the century . . . .or probably just me

And apparently I can't spell either.....ffs.....this thread has done me no favours eh....should have just shut up about the whole prick in the teste thing I think....."
you're fine its just the kind "hanging ham slices in the toaster".that got me . . . .thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?

Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through...."

Why were you hanging ham slices in the toaster?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

line i meant not kind ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a vision of olives on sticks now "

Never going to be able to drink martini again now.....which is kinda handy cos I don't really like it....some good may come of this after all.....silver linings and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would u put a toothpick in your pocket?

Because I was using them today to hang ham slices in the toaster and must have stuck one on there (oh gawd, I must doubt like a right knob) I'm not known for my thinking thinks through....

Why were you hanging ham slices in the toaster? "

I had fried them and was keeping them warm while I cooked my eggs...saves pans or dirtying the grill you see and you get evertything hot at once.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Its not funny . I would never laugh "

I believe you millions wouldn't.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahaha oh youve cheered me right up

As my imaginary wife you should be sharing my pain....I'm glad its divorce week coming up......."

oh goody lol free of you at last xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the only way to kill a vampire testicle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahaha oh youve cheered me right up

As my imaginary wife you should be sharing my pain....I'm glad its divorce week coming up.......

oh goody lol free of you at last xx "

Oh god I know......it was all that living in each others pockets love....I'll be here for little charlotte of course but I think we've run our course darling...let's leaveit before we become to bitter to be decent patents still ok? I'll go see the solicitor on Monday.....thanks for all the good times wifey xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its the only way to kill a vampire testicle"

Oooh....I feel a fourth blade movie coming on....

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