FabSwingers.com forum: 1hr wink to cumshot

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?"

Yeah 59 mins

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

very well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless she was very local. I'm really not sure that this is something to boast about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought Mr Darcy was fictional.

Swoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless she was very local. I'm really not sure that this is something to boast about"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not a boast, just curious?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Obvi not into using condoms then!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a boast, just curious? "

Do yiu remember jackanory??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?"

58 minutes. Your sister said hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's ya sister in the bedroom next door it doesn't count mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?

58 minutes. Your sister said hello.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?

58 minutes. Your sister said hello.

Oooh burn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah .Can't beat that one mate . Your the winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?

58 minutes. Your sister said hello.

Can't beat brotherly love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?"

I actually had a cum shot then she winked at me so technically that's minus 30 seconds, does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a boast, just curious? "

I fear you missed my point. Inadvertently you seem to have highlighted that you aren't exactly a stayer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?

58 minutes. Your sister said hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?"

Eww, im usually oblivious to gross-out stuff but this made my flesh crawl a bit.

That's my thought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a boast, just curious?

I fear you missed my point. Inadvertently you seem to have highlighted that you aren't exactly a stayer... "

Ah fair point, and your right I missed the subtext

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat that and actually would never want too.

Fair play though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cum in 26seconds. Does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a boast, just curious?

I fear you missed my point. Inadvertently you seem to have highlighted that you aren't exactly a stayer... "
And the fact she lived 55 minutes away .Highlights that fact even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat that and actually would never want too.

Fair play though. "

Just a shame she didn't choose to verify you....guess she didn't have time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer foreplay, myself, but each to their own (unless they are related to their own).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum in 26seconds. Does that count

About the same here. My bullet can get me off in about that but strangely it seems so unsatisfying when it happens instantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she live next door ? Or do you just come really quickly ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hope you wore a Johnny or you might have a lifetime to do with her and the words Daddy all that for a wink lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Such a romantic tale has warmed the cockles of my dark little heart on such a miserable grey afternoon. Thank you for sharing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet she will be pleased when she see this...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At the end of the day, things fell into place, she was local and both knew what was wanted by both parties.

Sometimes that is what people want. Nothing wrong with that

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"At the end of the day, things fell into place, she was local and both knew what was wanted by both parties.

Sometimes that is what people want. Nothing wrong with that"

Yep! You're right there is nothing wrong with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can cum in 26seconds. Does that count

About the same here. My bullet can get me off in about that but strangely it seems so unsatisfying when it happens instantly."

It's always the wand, but it's ok, just go again and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But did you wear a Jonny Jonny

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I bet she will be pleased when she see this..........."

Is that even possible?

I have an imaginary goat called Arthur. He has no idea what gets posted in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever thought of going into erotic literature?

Women will be clambering over each other at book shops for your debauchee tales of derring do.

Whatever becomes of the one hour heroine? Is her desire sated? Does he go back for a sock?

Don't leave us waiting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But did you wear a Jonny Jonny "

Got to be safe buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she will be pleased when she see this...........

Is that even possible?

I have an imaginary goat called Arthur. He has no idea what gets posted in here. "

How can you be sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she will be pleased when she see this...........

Is that even possible?

I have an imaginary goat called Arthur. He has no idea what gets posted in here. "

There's 2 goats at the bottom of my garden. I wonder if one is called Arthur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she will be pleased when she see this...........

Is that even possible?

I have an imaginary goat called Arthur. He has no idea what gets posted in here.

There's 2 goats at the bottom of my garden. I wonder if one is called Arthur

The one on the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we need to investigate the timeline a little

wink

return wink

message

return message

(at least 2 more messages each)

maybe a phonecall

have a bit of a wash (one would hope)

find said 'ladies' location

await a reply from a knock/ring of the bell

introductions

find a location to fuck (either front room or bedroom)

i would, conservatively, give all this a 545/50 minute timeline (less if he didnt bother giving the old fella a rinse, eeewwwwww)

which means he was done and dusted within 5/10 minutes.

she must have been VERY satisfied.

well done you

give me your number.

we can give you a ring next time we want to boil an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastic clique alert!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

no one would raise an eyebrow if he met a woman in a club and had sex with her within twenty minutes.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"we need to investigate the timeline a little

wink

return wink

message

return message

(at least 2 more messages each)

maybe a phonecall

have a bit of a wash (one would hope)

find said 'ladies' location

await a reply from a knock/ring of the bell

introductions

find a location to fuck (either front room or bedroom)

i would, conservatively, give all this a 545/50 minute timeline (less if he didnt bother giving the old fella a rinse, eeewwwwww)

which means he was done and dusted within 5/10 minutes.

she must have been VERY satisfied.

well done you

give me your number.

we can give you a ring next time we want to boil an egg

ha ha that tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such a romantic tale has warmed the cockles of my dark little heart on such a miserable grey afternoon. Thank you for sharing!

Me too I love a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did say the FIRST time. Nobody ever been so excited they came quick then went on to take your time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no one would raise an eyebrow if he met a woman in a club and had sex with her within twenty minutes."

Have to say I agree. This was never a boast, just a query so the messages and doubt are hard to justify although everyone is entitled to a _iew

Sex in a club, dogging etc can all happen very quickly

I am not saying this is a standard way of meeting and hooking up but as I stated if everyone knows whys what and agree what's wanted, then what's the issue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no one would raise an eyebrow if he met a woman in a club and had sex with her within twenty minutes."

I think there'd be a few raised brows in my golf club.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"no one would raise an eyebrow if he met a woman in a club and had sex with her within twenty minutes.

I think there'd be a few raised brows in my golf club.

I bet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no one would raise an eyebrow if he met a woman in a club and had sex with her within twenty minutes."

i would if it were a bingo club.

the difference is the timeline, however.

to go from home to another location and empty nuts in an hour, is not only wonderous, its stupendous.

at least, if you are at a club, you are pretty much all ready to partake in a little fornication based fun.

im sat here now, and if someone asked me to go knock the back out of her, she would have to wait for me to have a shower, get changed, put some diesel in the car so on and so forth.

not many of us are sat at home ready to get fucking with a moments notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarcastic clique alert!!

WARNING*WARNING*WARNING

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"no one would raise an eyebrow if he met a woman in a club and had sex with her within twenty minutes.

i would if it were a bingo club.

the difference is the timeline, however.

to go from home to another location and empty nuts in an hour, is not only wonderous, its stupendous.

at least, if you are at a club, you are pretty much all ready to partake in a little fornication based fun.

im sat here now, and if someone asked me to go knock the back out of her, she would have to wait for me to have a shower, get changed, put some diesel in the car so on and so forth.

not many of us are sat at home ready to get fucking with a moments notice"

well I think the point is (discretion issues aside) that this lady was obviously up for it or she wouldn't have taken part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarcastic clique alert!!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Unless she was very local. I'm really not sure that this is something to boast about"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no one would raise an eyebrow if he met a woman in a club and had sex with her within twenty minutes.

I think there'd be a few raised brows in my golf club.

yea right. We know what you golfing types are like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me an hour to find my keys

Your world record is safe

Roy Castle will be in touch

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It takes me an hour to find my keys

Your world record is safe

Roy Castle will be in touch

via Ouija board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they were both just horny and cum quickly?! I'm sure every guy on here doesn't last hours and hours every time... I hope not anyway!

Fast & hard has its perks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Some men join and haven't had a meet in months. She might have lived 3 doors away or something....maybe the dude had just had a shower and 'ping!' a wink arrives.

I can test this anyway. Some luscious lady, send me a wink. I'll have a wank and cum and report back here. On your marks, gets set.....GO!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Some men join and haven't had a meet in months. She might have lived 3 doors away or something....maybe the dude had just had a shower and 'ping!' a wink arrives.

I can test this anyway. Some luscious lady, send me a wink. I'll have a wank and cum and report back here. On your marks, gets set.....GO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Some men join and haven't had a meet in months. She might have lived 3 doors away or something....maybe the dude had just had a shower and 'ping!' a wink arrives.

I can test this anyway. Some luscious lady, send me a wink. I'll have a wank and cum and report back here. On your marks, gets set.....GO!

so selfless in the name of science

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Some men join and haven't had a meet in months. She might have lived 3 doors away or something....maybe the dude had just had a shower and 'ping!' a wink arrives.

I can test this anyway. Some luscious lady, send me a wink. I'll have a wank and cum and report back here. On your marks, gets set.....GO!

Challenge accepted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always on red alert incase I get that call . Toothbrush in mouth . Cock in a bowl of soapy water . Ready to spring into action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It takes me an hour to find my keys

Your world record is safe

Roy Castle will be in touch

via Ouija board

He's dead? Break it to me gently next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a women a wink and she instantly fell pregnant so beat that if you can :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am always on red alert incase I get that call . Toothbrush in mouth . Cock in a bowl of soapy water . Ready to spring into action "

Bet that gets you funny looks in Tesco

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I like to do my first wink during my cum shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all."

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It takes me an hour to find my keys

Your world record is safe

Roy Castle will be in touch

via Ouija board

He's dead? Break it to me gently next time

I would but unless he has broken the biggest record of all time and been ressurected I'm afraid (are you sitting down?) there won't be a next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It takes me an hour to find my keys

Your world record is safe

Roy Castle will be in touch

via Ouija board

He's dead? Break it to me gently next time

I would but unless he has broken the biggest record of all time and been ressurected I'm afraid (are you sitting down?) there won't be a next time

surely jesus was there first, so hardly would be a record breaker? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It takes me an hour to find my keys

Your world record is safe

Roy Castle will be in touch

via Ouija board

He's dead? Break it to me gently next time

I would but unless he has broken the biggest record of all time and been ressurected I'm afraid (are you sitting down?) there won't be a next time

Queue melancholy trumpeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go."

You mocking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am always on red alert incase I get that call . Toothbrush in mouth . Cock in a bowl of soapy water . Ready to spring into action

Bet that gets you funny looks in Tesco

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It did till I got banned

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?"

You ve found a feature of the site that works for you, enjoy the site and the pleasures it holds,

I do nt wear a watch so I couldn t say

I ve a slightly different problem

I keep running through Fire doors I went to see my Dr and he says " I m suffering from a premature evacuation "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time..."

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to make a effort to look nice for my meets so I'd hate this. And rushed sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to make a effort to look nice for my meets so I'd hate this. And rushed sex?

much more embrrassing if it wasnt rushed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to make a effort to look nice for my meets so I'd hate this. And rushed sex?

much more embrrassing if it wasnt rushed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

"no one would raise an eyebrow if he met a woman in a club and had sex with her within twenty minutes.

I think there'd be a few raised brows in my golf club.

yea right. We know what you golfing types are like

Don't tell the club chairman but there is a green at the back of my house and I have had fun on it

Crystal could you pm me please I have a question to ask not a rude one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

Oh good. I've never been

I'm in very rural Wales you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to make a effort to look nice for my meets so I'd hate this. And rushed sex?

much more embrrassing if it wasnt rushed.....

as in, if this was the OP taking his time during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

Oh good. I've never been

I'm in very rural Wales you know

Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date x

Baa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, about this thing called 'foreplay'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

Oh good. I've never been

I'm in very rural Wales you know

Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date x

Baa x

OI!!

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over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

My Manc wit

Failing x

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

Oh good. I've never been

I'm in very rural Wales you know

Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date x

Baa x

OI!!

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over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

Oh good. I've never been

I'm in very rural Wales you know

Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date x

Baa x

OI!!

"
mmmm now thats got me thinking .. Wellies . Check .. velcro gloves .. check .ok all packed

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over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

Oh good. I've never been

I'm in very rural Wales you know

Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date x

Baa x

OI!!

mmmm now thats got me thinking .. Wellies . Check .. velcro gloves .. check .ok all packed

Don't you start

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over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?"

this sounds like Arnold Rimmer's Yvonne McGruder story.

"15 minutes! And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza."

An hour, including travelling time. Way to go tiger.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Some men join and haven't had a meet in months. She might have lived 3 doors away or something....maybe the dude had just had a shower and 'ping!' a wink arrives.

I can test this anyway. Some luscious lady, send me a wink. I'll have a wank and cum and report back here. On your marks, gets set.....GO!

There! How was that? Under an hour? That little scientific wanking experiment (thanks to the four delish assistants who winked) included a shower and a cup of tea.

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

Oh good. I've never been

I'm in very rural Wales you know

Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date x

Baa x

OI!!

mmmm now thats got me thinking .. Wellies . Check .. velcro gloves .. check .ok all packed

Q what do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Swansea

A a leisure centre

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over a year ago

"Ok had a meet last week that took 1 hr from initial wink, through to me cumming in her for the first time.

People say winks are useless but am inclined to disagree

Thoughts?

Anyone beat an hour ?"

Less is more.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Well done mate....thats a amazing tale..

Im off for a wank now....or was it a wink

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

I sent a wink and 24 minutes later i had a poo..

Is that a record too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless she was very local. I'm really not sure that this is something to boast about"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to beat that I prefer long slow sex to quick stick it in and cum sex

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over a year ago

i winked once, and within 5 minutes later i was being rushed in.

i had a stroke.

and not the type you would want.

is that a new record?

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over a year ago

"Takes me 45 minutes to get ready

Some men take longer, but not all.

I disagree. Once I've taken off my facial peel and blow dried my hair, and tried on a dozen things to wear I'm pretty much good to go.

You mocking me

I'd mock a woman getting ready to go out? Straighteners can do damage

lol not that I use mine but you're right, they could indeed

We are only two hours late for dinner darling. You take your time...

Ohh are we going somewhere nice?

It's the finest poultry restaurant in town

Nandos

Oh good. I've never been

I'm in very rural Wales you know

Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date x

Baa x

OI!!

mmmm now thats got me thinking .. Wellies . Check .. velcro gloves .. check .ok all packed

Q what do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Swansea

A a leisure centre

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I asked my welsh mate how many sexual Conquests he has had .. He started counting and fell asleep

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i had a notion to wink but came . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet she will be pleased when she see this...........

Is that even possible?

I have an imaginary goat called Arthur. He has no idea what gets posted in here. "

Just had a long chat with Arthur, he is very upset that his imaginary friends are discussing him on a public forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called bollox egg timer

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just blown me load reading this..Do i get a prize

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just blown me load reading this..Do i get a prize

Gimp"
only if it took less than one hour

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