FabSwingers.com forum: Votes Please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please vote from the following list for next weeks rant. And there's no AV system here, just vote for one please.*

Cost of weddings/funerals.

Petrol stations and associated behaviour.

Why Seagulls are bastards.

The Wrong Trousers.

Jodie's Magical Mystery Rant

*no guarantees to the quality or length of the tirade will be made and any expectations therof are kind of your own problem. In the event of a tie I'll do what I fucking well want. Any offence caused to persons living or dead is entirely in keeping with my reputation and artistic license. By voting you are legally obliged to be my bitch and back onto it whenever I summon you. Subject to status, credit check and internal examination by a small team of experts. I may just get bored and go off and have a wank anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

living by the coast its gotta be 'why seagulls are bastards'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I vote for .....

Why Seagulls are Bastards.

Jodie

Age 40 and 3/4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's 11/12ths actually!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Shhhhhhh I'd have kept that quiet ...

I expect a higher standard now you're in the class above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i vote for the mystery rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls. Even in town they get on my nerves

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Seagulls. I would like to see them given the full J0die treatment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weddings! Massive waste of money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie's Magical Mystery Rant ....... as no telling what you will come up with .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Weddings! Massive waste of money.

You're not supposed to rant! It's being outsourced to J0die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magical mystery rant, they're always epic

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Can I vote for the wrong trousers?

As I think the others could be a little predictable...seagulls dumping on ya chips....service stations over priced dirty places etc.

Don't get me wrong id love to see them get the full treatment but I can't guess at where the wrong trousers could go.

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weddings! Massive waste of money.

You're not supposed to rant! It's being outsourced to J0die."

Oops sorry good point.

weddings!!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The magical mystery rant please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, how do i register to vote?

Secondly, if you would allow me, the wrong trousers please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote here for seagulls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mystery rant. U love surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mystery rant here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just so you know if it's seagulls I shall defend them with all the valour my little heart can muster

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

J0die's Magical Mystery rant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I vote for devolution and ukip?

That's two birds, probably seagulls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Flock of seagulls once had a good song out . Sorry I digress

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Seagulls. Shitehawks that they are.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

see im tempted by seagulls,but I want to now what the wrong trousers is about,and cost of funerals,and don't get me started on cost of weddings,petrol stations erm nah,oh go on then o will go for Seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls JN

Mystery rant SP

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Seagulls are bastards, one pooped on me once on me holiday

dirty bird, the seagull I mean not me

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Fucking, cunting, bastard seagulls please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The magical mystery rant please

I knew you would be here - I read the sentence too !!!!! lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"The Flock of seagulls once had a good song out . Sorry I digress

If I had a photograph of you-ou-ou-ou

Something to remind me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please vote from the following list for next weeks rant. And there's no AV system here, just vote for one please.*

Cost of weddings/funerals.

Petrol stations and associated behaviour.

Why Seagulls are bastards.

The Wrong Trousers.

Jodie's Magical Mystery Rant

I have a worrying feeling one day one of the rants might involve me ... coming soon me thinks - in the meantime can I request the magical mystery one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Flock of seagulls once had a good song out . Sorry I digress

If I had a photograph of you-ou-ou-ou

Something to remind me..."
yeah thats the one . I could not think of it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a little mystery in my life so that's my vote

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"living by the coast its gotta be 'why seagulls are bastards'

This

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not very popular but the wrong trousers

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

This jodie isn't really a vote,more a suggestion.

It would be madness to restrict your rant potential to one subject,what a waste.

So rather than jodies rant,as voted by you the viewers.

You could have,

jodies rant of the day,

All the rants,less restrictions,and daily,

good eh.;-)

You could even have a wee jingle.

It's jodie,yes jodie jodie jodies,rant of the day.

Failing that,I'm voting for the wrong trousers rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mystery rant gets my vote. Xx

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