FabSwingers.com forum: What kind of bum are you?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Flat?, Round?, Bubble? Something else?

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mahooooosive

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Smelly

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Lower the tone......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm peachy and firm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep trying to look but I end up like one of those little dogs chasing its tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy if you can find such a big peach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to several ladies mine is cute

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I keep trying to look but I end up like one of those little dogs chasing its tail "
I feel like that at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass"
So wheres the farty ass one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the type that smells and gets d*unk on park benches.

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By *iss69Man
over a year ago

Knutsford

Not decided yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small tight and peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tell me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My AssSo wheres the farty ass one?

(_{}_)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm the type that smells and gets d*unk on park benches."
A splintery one then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy sometimes, peachy always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep trying to look but I end up like one of those little dogs chasing its tail I feel like that at times.

it's all exercise

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

im quite modest and dont like to bum . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea someone have a look and let me know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to say fat to massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numb - time to get up and wiggle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An onion bum ....apparently

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"An onion bum ....apparently"
Not a Spring Onion , I hope....

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

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My crack is a straight line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reckon mines just a normal everyday bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huuuuuuuuuuuuge

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mines a bouncy castle bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea someone have a look and let me know."

I'd say yours was squeezable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat?, Round?, Bubble? Something else?

I'm a proper bum, I dress like a bum so bad even homeless people don't ask me for change...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say my is flat

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I have to say my is flat "

Don't let so much air out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say my is flat

Don't let so much air out then

I think I need a nice lady to come and blow it back up for me.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My ass has a "Keep Out" sign on it and a padlock

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

"My ass has a "Keep Out" sign on it and a padlock

Ooooh...playing hard to get eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can judge for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my arse isn't spotty I might take a picture this weekend.

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

Small but peachy

But definatly a builders ( apparently )

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"If my arse isn't spotty I might take a picture this weekend."

If!

Does this mean it is normally?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wide and flattish unfortunately. I blame my mother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE WIFES BUM

Me Love it Her Hates it

cast your votes

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"My ass has a "Keep Out" sign on it and a padlock

Ooooh...playing hard to get eh!

You have to save something for special occasions

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You can judge for yourself

It`s the ideal bottom for getting your nails into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind is wide and flat-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you all decide

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I'll let you all decide

grrrrr arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my arse isn't spotty I might take a picture this weekend.

If!

Does this mean it is normally?

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy n round

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hubby loves it ..... I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a low down stinkin one

but i couldda bin a contender!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea someone have a look and let me know.

I'd say yours was squeezable

thanks when you want to squeeze it just let me know

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

Here!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Been told peachy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy bum, as I'm still in bed

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I have been told my bum is quite tight, not sure if that was an insult or compliment.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

~~~~~ kissable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea someone have a look and let me know.

I'd say yours was squeezable

thanks when you want to squeeze it just let me know

Don't u mean when I wanna squeeze it again - or was it that forgettable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea someone have a look and let me know.

I'd say yours was squeezable

thanks when you want to squeeze it just let me know

Don't u mean when I wanna squeeze it again - or was it that forgettable

It has been a while you will have to refresh my memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea someone have a look and let me know.

I'd say yours was squeezable

thanks when you want to squeeze it just let me know

Don't u mean when I wanna squeeze it again - or was it that forgettable

It has been a while you will have to refresh my memory"

I think your memories have been refreshed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slapable apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slapable apparently!

The best one to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slapable apparently!

The best one to have

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Flat?, Round?, Bubble? Something else?

On a Saturday a d*unken bum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pert and firm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines the type that gets exposed on here a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines the type that gets exposed on here a lot

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mmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bubblebutt, or so I'm told! Either way it's mahooosive!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines the type that gets exposed on here a lot

mmm yummy "

Looking rather delicious yourself I must say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind wobbles when I walk I guess I'm the wobbly one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines the type that gets exposed on here a lot

mmm yummy

Looking rather delicious yourself I must say

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thank you

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol redhill

Squidgy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure, have a look and let me know

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

toned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Pert and firm

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mines the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the male bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a massive bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a massive bum"

I would like to be the judge of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a massive bum

I would like to be the judge of that

Lol may put a pic up but it's massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a massive bum

I would like to be the judge of that

Lol may put a pic up but it's massive "

You are welcome to pm me a sneak preview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/04/14 12:52:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving the male bums

Perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving the male bums

Perve

When there's something worth perving .....hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs N's bottom is soooo much better to look at than mine, very soft and peachy.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I'm told mine is peachy! Who am I to argue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get back to you later on this? I need to ask a rear end friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs N's bottom is soooo much better to look at than mine, very soft and peachy. "

And what a lovely bum it is too, the Mrs's that is

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is there a chart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs N's bottom is soooo much better to look at than mine, very soft and peachy.

And what a lovely bum it is too, the Mrs's that is

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I'll pass on all compliments as always, feed her ego even more LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sj's bottom is fine and peachy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fooking hairy i tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs N's bottom is soooo much better to look at than mine, very soft and peachy.

And what a lovely bum it is too, the Mrs's that is

I'll pass on all compliments as always, feed her ego even more LOL "

Tell her it's a +1 from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely round! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sj's bottom is fine and peachy!

Inclined to agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely round! X"

Shame it's not round this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines perfect

But your hiding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine (mr) would frighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive, soft, bouncy, fat .. that's mine

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My AssSo wheres the farty ass one?

(_\*/_) BOOM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the J Lo arse. Boney butts not much fun. Gotta have a shape. Speakin of wich, takin mine out now for a 40 mile ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peachy!"

Give us a bite then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My AssSo wheres the farty ass one?

(_\*/_) BOOM!

Boom boom!.i want you in my room!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Just right for spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firm, muscular, cyclists ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peachy!

Give us a bite then

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAT BIG AND FAT

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"FAT BIG AND FAT"

Is that a coded way of saying spank and biteable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat?, Round?, Bubble? Something else?

Don't know which word to use to describe my derrière.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat?, Round?, Bubble? Something else?

been told sexy bum by a woman of a female persuasion

i love all types of female bums xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just right for spanking

very true xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know

how about bloody lovely very kissable xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuckable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know

how about bloody lovely very kissable xxxx

Ooh thank you. I'll accept that nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know

how about bloody lovely very kissable xxxx

Ooh thank you. I'll accept that nicely

my lips are poised / hovering just about your bum.cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know

how about bloody lovely very kissable xxxx

Can't see your bum but nice shaved abs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat?, Round?, Bubble? Something else?

Don't know which word to use to describe my derrière."

Grabable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Firm, muscular, cyclists ass

Will take your word for it but very nice abs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know

how about bloody lovely very kissable xxxx

Ooh thank you. I'll accept that nicely

my lips are poised / hovering just about your bum.cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines still fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

shapely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat and I hate it! So want to be a bubble butt

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Flat and 'square' shaped. It's not my best feature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

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oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubble butt;-) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bubble butt;-) lol"

Ivy Blue. Amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A starting to sag bum...need to get squeezing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

thank you

your very welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check me out and let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spankable peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

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Oi you are NOT ugly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

dont you start your not ugly

i may have to bite that bum now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

Oi you are NOT ugly x"

Thank you. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

dont you start your not ugly

i may have to bite that bum now

You haven't seen me lol and a long way to come to bite it

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over a year ago

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"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

dont you start your not ugly

i may have to bite that bum now

Must say i have to agree on both counts, oh and btw save me a bit

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over a year ago

Flat. Just like a guinea pig I've always thought. It's rubbish

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"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

dont you start your not ugly

i may have to bite that bum now

Must say i have to agree on both counts, oh and btw save me a bit

Nice bum yourself and other bits too. Not going to much bum left if it's going to get bitten by both

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over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

dont you start your not ugly

i may have to bite that bum now

You haven't seen me lol and a long way to come to bite it

Lips will travel

and im not that shallow to go on looks alone xxx your lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

dont you start your not ugly

i may have to bite that bum now

You haven't seen me lol and a long way to come to bite it

Lips will travel

and im not that shallow to go on looks alone xxx your lovely

Me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines still fat

You aren't fat.

oh yes I am....can feel a pantomime coming down

oh no your not (sorry couldnt resist) and its shapely

You tell her. She's not listening to the ugly sister

dont you start your not ugly

i may have to bite that bum now

You haven't seen me lol and a long way to come to bite it

Lips will travel

and im not that shallow to go on looks alone xxx your lovely

Me either "

great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat. Just like a guinea pig I've always thought. It's rubbish

it looks lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well padded. Fluffy on the outside, so all the hair is on the inside for nobody to see.

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