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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Hello

This is the useless information department.

Please submit a piece of useless information.

This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

PETA, the fundamentalist US animal rights group, claims that cows can suffer from humiliation if people laugh at them.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Spoons were once so valuable that people carried them everywhere tucked into their belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry ford announced the first fords were available in any colour as long as it's black

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Excuse me, there is a lengthy queue to join one of my departments, but side tracking is not out of the equation

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"PETA, the fundamentalist US animal rights group, claims that cows can suffer from humiliation if people laugh at them.

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Can we be sure they are not right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snails reproductive organs are in the side if it's head

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.

The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.

The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit."

How odd, I thought that was the Russians sent their smallest drill bit to the UK and we sent it back with a hole drilled through one of the spirals.

There is a supernova shining 100 billion times brighter than the sun as it's light has been magnified by a galaxy.

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago


"The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.

The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit.

How odd, I thought that was the Russians sent their smallest drill bit to the UK and we sent it back with a hole drilled through one of the spirals.

There is a supernova shining 100 billion times brighter than the sun as it's light has been magnified by a galaxy. "

Hmmmm. I will put that drill bit tale down as an urban myth for now methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moyes seen at the job centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When bats leave their cave , they always fly to the left.

Batman & Robin have confirmed this is the truth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you walk the last 2 miles home in bare feet.. You get blisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just noticed my sock has a hole in it so ill throw away and wear a new pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you walk the last 2 miles home in bare feet.. You get blisters "

You do ! And if you fall in a ditch as well , you twist yr ankle. Not that I've ever done that after a few vodkas of course !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you walk the last 2 miles home in bare feet.. You get blisters

You do ! And if you fall in a ditch as well , you twist yr ankle. Not that I've ever done that after a few vodkas of course ! "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A worm has both male and female genitalia - brings a whole new dimension to the 69!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The word 'samba' means to rub navels together,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't Say the word plinth without smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you soak a banana in vinegar over night and leave to dry for 24 hours you get a stick like substance that Burns brightly for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americans spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would write reliably in zero gravity situations during the space race.

The Russians took a pencil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you take an Axolotl out of water it morphs in to an oxygen breathing Tiger salamander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early in a Honey Bee Queen’s life, she makes several mating flights and can mate with more than 40 drones. When a queen flies by, the males mob her, deposit their sperm, and then subsequently die.

Sounds like AbFabs on a Friday night

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

The only vehicle to jump tower bridge was a number 78 bus in 1952 driven by Ather gunter . He cleared the 3 foot gap and no passengers were injured and carried on to complete his route

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

You can't lick your own elbow.

You know your going to try it now

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple
over a year ago

Funville


"Americans spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would write reliably in zero gravity situations during the space race.

The Russians took a pencil. "

Useless information coming right up!

This is an urban myth as the graphite in pencils interferes with the sensitive electronics on space vehicles. Pencils were therefore deemed too dangerous to take into space, hence the billions of dollars spent in pens that would not kill all the astronauts created by a private contractor and sold to NASA for $2.95 each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.

The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit."
incorrect, it was actually sent to the national physic laboratory in teddington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25% of Americans still believe the sun revolves around the moon.

and there is a religious sect in the US that believes the earth is no more than 6000 years old

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im just off to buy bananas and vinegar.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Oswestry is believed to have received its' name following King Oswald of Northumbria coming badly unstuck there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would write reliably in zero gravity situations during the space race.

The Russians took a pencil.

Useless information coming right up!

This is an urban myth as the graphite in pencils interferes with the sensitive electronics on space vehicles. Pencils were therefore deemed too dangerous to take into space, hence the billions of dollars spent in pens that would not kill all the astronauts created by a private contractor and sold to NASA for $2.95 each "

Any chance then i can move this post to the 'ministry for dangerous mis-information' and apologise?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

The strongest muscle in the body is the Tongue!

Our eyes are the same size from birth, our ears and noses never stop growing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The strongest muscle in the body is the Tongue!

Our eyes are the same size from birth, our ears and noses never stop growing "

Neither does the hair growth

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

My favourite colour is purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those square blue crisps that you find in the bottom of the paket taste foul.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Black and white are not colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it wasn't my fault

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"it wasn't my fault "

Oh yes it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a six toed tribe in Zimbabwe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David cameron has britons largest colection of speedos and he keeps them in a display cabinet in the shed at no10.

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By *lueeyedscouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike competition and came third.... Quite a good fact really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it wasn't my fault

Oh yes it was "

nooooo it really wasn't my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is the same size as three blue Argos pens!

I'm currently banned from Argos

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"My penis is the same size as three blue Argos pens!

I'm currently banned from Argos"
propa made me LOL that did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Henry ford announced the first fords were available in any colour as long as it's black"

Actually that's an urban myth. The first Ford's were available in blue and Green, black wasn't even an option until a few years into production.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is the same size as three blue Argos pens!

I'm currently banned from Argos"

girth of three together or length of three end to end

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" Hello

This is the useless information department.

Please submit a piece of useless information.

This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....

"

I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Brian blessed and Stephen fry both have beards.......except Stephen fry.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i was born on the seventh minute

of the seventh hour

on the seventh of the month

on the seventh month. . .

my lucky number is seventh

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and im not a populist or a member of a political party wanting to take the popular line . .or is that a populist? . im not anyway. .. . .

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

My imaginary friend has 3 birthdays ...one each in his months of Junly, Septober and Octember .....fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks will only attack you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who first made the Adidas trainer is called . Adolf Dazzler .known to his friends as Addy

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

Sit under a tree to stop yourself getting seasick ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Bowie has 1 blue and 1 brown eye

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" Hello

This is the useless information department.

Please submit a piece of useless information.

This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....

I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments "

Oh please tell me more

Do these tests involve us both getting naked?

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

The Victorians used to put bits of root Ginger into carriage horses arses to make the lift their tails in a fashionable manner, they also used it as a punishment for errant house maids and the such... It's a fetish called figging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The female hyena has a "false penis" so she can "dominate" males that cause a threat to her and her babies. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are left pawed

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"You can't lick your own elbow.

You know your going to try it now "

The giraffe with the 21" tongue can ha ha!

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

the saying 'A cock and bull story' originated in Stony Straford, Buckinghamshire.

Travellers on the main road through the town (Watling Street) were regarded as a great source of current news from remote parts of the country, news which would be imparted in the town's two main pubs, The Cock and The Bull. The two pubs rapidly developed a rivalry as to which could furnish the most outlandish travellers' tales, hence the saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chewing gum that they do in the machine in the gents taste like shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oldest business in the United States of America is the cymbal company Zildjian which was founded in Constantinople in 1623.

Source: American Heritage of Invention & Technology, Winter 2000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time I masturbated I blew a blood vessel in my eye.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

mens ears keep growing til the man dies . .. . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your heart can still be beating briefly, when it has been removed from your body.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hughie green was Paula yates dad. . .and as he would say. . .i mean that most sincerely folks. . . .

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The only two words I've ever found in English with the vowels in perfect alphabetical order are facetious and abstemious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world is round

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if someone told another person that they seen a little silhouette o of a man 99times out of 100 they will be singing boheimian rhapsody to said person . . .

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

May contain nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My g spot is in my butt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charles haughey Presented Margarette Thatcher with a teapot on a state visit once ! In a winding way of telling her place should be in the home!

Relations were not great at this point

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cats always land butter-side down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookkeeping and bookkeeper are the only words you can use double letters 3 times in a row

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .i dont want to be your monkey wrench. . . .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" Hello

This is the useless information department.

Please submit a piece of useless information.

This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....

I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments

Oh please tell me more

Do these tests involve us both getting naked? "

Naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We won a pub quiz recently and the winning question was "Who was the skipper of the Irish Rover."

How many of you know it without googling?

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue! "

And I think a giraffe's Tongue is blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Americans were so proud to have made the smallest drill bit in the world that they sent it to Russia to show off their manufacturing superiority.

The Russians sent it back with a hole drilled through it with an even smaller drill bit."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only time the FA Cup has been won by a non English team was in 1927 when Cardiff beat Arsenal 1-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the only time the FA Cup has been won by a non English team was in 1927 when Cardiff beat Arsenal 1-0"

How many of the Cardiff team were Welsh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the only time the FA Cup has been won by a non English team was in 1927 when Cardiff beat Arsenal 1-0

How many of the Cardiff team were Welsh?"

3 Welshman

3 Scots

1 Irishman

4 English

Meanwhile Arsenal had

2 Welshmen

1 Scot

8 English

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" Hello

This is the useless information department.

Please submit a piece of useless information.

This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....

I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments

Oh please tell me more

Do these tests involve us both getting naked?

Naturally "

Ummm and ice cream

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you can fool some of the people some of the time but fool me twice shame on you?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law

which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law

which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb "

Not true Im afraid. It's used to judge grain in the milling trade.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Potatoes were illegal in France between 1748 and 1772. if you got caught eating a packet of crisps they would cut your ball off

well the first part is true but the second part depends on what flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law

which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

Not true Im afraid. It's used to judge grain in the milling trade. "

I've heard the one about beating your wife before. But I've just done a Google and everyone seems to offer a different explanation.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian


"The only two words I've ever found in English with the vowels in perfect alphabetical order are facetious and abstemious."

What about that song in the 80's A E, A E I O U oo I sometimes smile

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" Hello

This is the useless information department.

Please submit a piece of useless information.

This will ensure that useless information will not continue to be useless....

I'm sorry this thread is void as there are many stringent tests that need to be overcome before you can even be considered for a position within the prestigious departments

Oh please tell me more

Do these tests involve us both getting naked?

Naturally

Ummm and ice cream "

Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matches sizzle when their wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Spanish National Anthem has no words

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"The Spanish National Anthem has no words"

What about the 20+ minute song by pink floyd that none of the main members sing - atom heart mother, more instrumental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get 4 frogs on a horse....

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

An hour of sex only burns 360 calories .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the Middle Ages it was thought that the left testicle made sperm for girls. Men wanting sons would have it removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkeys were taught the concept of money. They ended up spending it on sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oysters change their sex up to four times a year !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balloons are like virginity. One prick and they are gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is dick cheese edible ?

If the answer is yes, please post your serving suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up until the 1980's. They performed heart surgery on children with no anesthetic. They just gave them something to keep them still and that was all.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My penis is the same size as three blue Argos pens!

I'm currently banned from Argos

girth of three together or length of three end to end "

Argos discontinued the pens and now has pencils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs don't actually sweat, not the four legged version anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the 1960s, the CIA tried to spy on the Kremlin and Russian embassies by turning cats into listening devices. The program, called Acoustic Kitty, involved surgically implanting batteries, microphones and antennae inside cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the 1960s, the CIA tried to spy on the Kremlin and Russian embassies by turning cats into listening devices. The program, called Acoustic Kitty, involved surgically implanting batteries, microphones and antennae inside cats."

This proves the power the pussy has over every man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it has tyres or tits it's bound to cause trouble

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