FabSwingers.com forum: Things you want to really say on some meets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've lost erm height.

Curvy. Let's discuss.

Your fab photos. Were they taken in the last decade?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Do you have any cake.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any cake........."

I thought you were bringing the cake?!

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

So who pictures exactly did you use for your profile lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who pictures exactly did you use for your profile lol"

You've gotta heart google images

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know your mum.

Too far??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I know your mum.

Too far??

She said you didn't reach that far up her.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

what you talkin about Willis that ain't you?. who the fuck are you?. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"what you talkin about Willis that ain't you?. who the fuck are you?. x x X"

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My carer fancies your Carer so lets share Crayons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay another night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know your mum.

Too far??

She said you didn't reach that far up her.

Touché!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get out of here ... alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why have you parked in the disabled parking space?

Sorry.

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

Really? You're done ???? But i have yet to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any female friends who'd like to join us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're in?

Really?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .do you have any human friends that would like to join us ?. . . x x X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

". .do you have any human friends that would like to join us ?. . . x x X

Ha!

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

". .do you have any human friends that would like to join us ?. . . x x X

"
just mean boy lol

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

fancy meeting you here sister / brother/ mom or dad.

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

" Do we have to meet here? I know a nice whetherspoons round the corner"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not Dr House but should it be green??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fancy meeting you here sister / brother/ mom or dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard there was a murder here once....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you hold my duct tape, zip ties and shovel?

Thank you.

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"Can you hold my duct tape, zip ties and shovel?

Thank you."

you're 5 ft 3 ...ya say?

actually you wouldn't mind hoping in to the boot there...for a sec...just want to check something .....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you hold my duct tape, zip ties and shovel?

Thank you.

you're 5 ft 3 ...ya say?

actually you wouldn't mind hoping in to the boot there...for a sec...just want to check something .....lol"

Is this pub close to a secluded wood with soft ground?

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By *exsibonCouple
over a year ago

Winchester and Brussels

"I've driven bloody miles to get here. The least you could do is contribute to the cost of petrol?"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 24/04/14 21:05:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone chop your legs off at your knees before you came out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone chop your legs off at your knees before you came out?

Yup, but only the two I walk on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/04/14 21:08:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone chop your legs off at your knees before you came out?

Yup, but only the two I walk on...

don't you dare do this to me too

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i do think you're an amazing person and yes i love you but where the fucks dad.. .

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By *oftnSexyCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Darling,

you did mention I was pregnant didn't you???.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Darling,

you did mention I was pregnant didn't you???......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that come in a 'large'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it? Oh bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a magnificent left nipple Libertine .. what happened to the other one?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you're knuckles must hurt when you walk?. . .

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

are you sue you can get up the stairs without zimmer frame, as i do not remember seeing in your profile pics

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

Seriously ? What is that smell, bloody hell tis off you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that come in a 'large'

It looks like a penis - only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seemed so much more interesting by text

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Does that come in a 'large'

It looks like a penis - only smaller

once said that to a flasher lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

no im sure i put i cant accommodate? fuckin predictive text. . . .and anyway I've to stop off for a message for my mum first at the rape alarm shop

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

[Removed by poster at 24/04/14 22:07:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that come in a 'large'

It looks like a penis - only smaller

once said that to a flasher lol"

did it have the desired effect?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Will you marry me

(after a particularly hot, horny fuck)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Does that come in a 'large'

It looks like a penis - only smaller

once said that to a flasher lol"

Me too, he scuttled off sharpish

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Does that come in a 'large'

It looks like a penis - only smaller

once said that to a flasher lol

did it have the desired effect? "

he did up his coat and went fast so yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you marry me

(after a particularly hot, horny fuck) "

Now would you have said yes if he was extremely rich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've lost erm height.

Curvy. Let's discuss.

Your fab photos. Were they taken in the last decade?

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never said you had your own sea tbelt extender

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging really isn't for me - tonight has confirmed that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why does your bedroom have all these newspaper clippings about missing girls?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Will you marry me

(after a particularly hot, horny fuck)

Now would you have said yes if he was extremely rich?

No I only want him for his body

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Why does your bedroom have all these newspaper clippings about missing girls?

And "that's a funny lampshade, is it suede"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

WHAT THE FUCK ARE

. . sit i said ! s s sit on my face !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does your bedroom have all these newspaper clippings about missing girls?

And "that's a funny lampshade, is it suede"

Eek

some of you have very furtile imaginations. Stop it

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

are you any better at cooking, if so could do with something to eat,

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

did i tell you my new hobby?. . . .im a fuckin celibate monk. . . .

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE

. . sit i said ! s s sit on my face !!

pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does your bedroom have all these newspaper clippings about missing girls?

And "that's a funny lampshade, is it suede"

I'm laughing so much , I just wish I had the courage to actually say some of these!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I mention my idol is Josef Fritzl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did I mention my idol is Josef Fritzl?"

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"Can you hold my duct tape, zip ties and shovel?

Thank you.

you're 5 ft 3 ...ya say?

actually you wouldn't mind hoping in to the boot there...for a sec...just want to check something .....lol

Is this pub close to a secluded wood with soft ground?"

shite ....forgot the bin liners ...not to worry, will just have to make do with the duvet...

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal

i never quite got that quote haha think maybe i always missed the important part of that ep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Smells like youre cooking a lovely supper. What is it, haddock or tuna?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You should have included the size of those scabs in your cock size measurement. Im not sure I can deep throat all of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh your saving up for the last operation, so who are those pics of then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place looks familiar, of course hoarders next door program.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?"

get in the back of the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've lost erm height.

Curvy. Let's discuss.

Your fab photos. Were they taken in the last decade?

Let me have a few drinks and take my glasses off maybe I can see the resemblance to your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone chop your legs off at your knees before you came out?

You actually said that didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Pops. You're actually quite tall you know'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you said you were good looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?"
thats a good one lol.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

That's enough talking about me...lets talk about your sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are evidently the master of Photoshop.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you inspire me . .celibacy has never felt such an attractive proposition!

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looked like you had more teeth in your pics

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

"It looked like you had more teeth in your pics "

lol...... .

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Do you have a gun I could use instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

I didn't know cum was supposed to be green....

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Its ok I've brought along a range of paper bagsfor your head...here..try this one on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape is silver......... Silence is golden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting for the new babysitter to get here...

...the absence of a baby will be only her second biggest shock of the night. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just waiting for the new babysitter to get here...

...the absence of a baby will be only her second biggest shock of the night. Haha "

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you know i could use somebody . . . .

you know that i could use somebody . .

. . . .SOMEONE LIKE YOU !!!!!!!!!! x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you remember that story in the paper about the serial killer that got off on a technicality? Well........"

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