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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a chicken and mushroom pot noodle when I've recovered from a hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one "

What flavour was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It said Chicken & Mushroom on the carton. Didn't see any chicken or mushroom though. Plenty of fuckin' string and pebbles though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodle is natures way of saying really ? you think you are the superior species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a chicken and mushroom pot noodle when I've recovered from a hangover "

Slightly less water than stated and add butter when it's "cooked"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodle on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a chicken and mushroom pot noodle when I've recovered from a hangover

Slightly less water than stated and add butter when it's "cooked""

I add more water and have it more like a cup a soup But not had one for years!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

They tasted better 20 years ago when they were crammed full of additives and preservatives!!

Tizer is the same! It was never fruit juice. It was chemicals and tasty chemicals at that!! We were only allowed it at my great nans house lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They tasted better 20 years ago when they were crammed full of additives and preservatives!!

Tizer is the same! It was never fruit juice. It was chemicals and tasty chemicals at that!! We were only allowed it at my great nans house lol"

Must admit the last one I had didn't taste like I remembered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one "

its like eating warmed up shoe laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

its like eating warmed up shoe laces "

Have you actually eaten warmed up shoe laces then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact chicken and mushroom pot noodles are suitable for vegetarians ...says it all doesn't it lol

loved them as a teen, don't think I could eat one now though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

its like eating warmed up shoe laces

Have you actually eaten warmed up shoe laces then ? "

Thats another story

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Beef and tomato were my fave. Used to have them every week after horde riding with a new York bagel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

its like eating warmed up shoe laces

Have you actually eaten warmed up shoe laces then ?

Thats another story "

Shoelaces are much nicer cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beef and tomato were my fave. Used to have them every week after horde riding with a new York bagel "

a fella at work as one everyday with bread and butter god knows what flavour it is however it smells like dog poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beef and tomato were my fave. Used to have them every week after horde riding with a new York bagel

a fella at work as one everyday with bread and butter god knows what flavour it is however it smells like dog poo "

That does nt narrow it down much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

its like eating warmed up shoe laces

Have you actually eaten warmed up shoe laces then ?

Thats another story

Shoelaces are much nicer cold "

i believe there a delicacy in parts of france

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.cut out the middle man and put it straight down the loo. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever happened to the Pot Rice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beef and tomato were my fave. Used to have them every week after horde riding with a new York bagel

a fella at work as one everyday with bread and butter god knows what flavour it is however it smells like dog poo

That does nt narrow it down much lol"

the type of dog poo you occasionally get on you garden and when you try and move it you break the crust and the smell hits the back of your throat and makes you wretch that smell of dog poo

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"The fact chicken and mushroom pot noodles are suitable for vegetarians ...says it all doesn't it lol

loved them as a teen, don't think I could eat one now though!"

Please tell me is not true ! How can they call it "chicken & mushroom"

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Beef and tomato were my fave. Used to have them every week after horde riding with a new York bagel "

YES, with extra ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to the Pot Rice?"

i believe they use it in construction now for laying slabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm Bombay bad boy with grates cheeeeessseeeee mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmm Bombay bad boy with grates cheeeeessseeeee mmmmm"

your a sexy lady however you is one sick lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat pot noodle rarely but when I do I don't wait for the noodles to soften. I consider myself a connoisseur and bon viveur so I eat the noodles al dente.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat pot noodle rarely but when I do I don't wait for the noodles to soften. I consider myself a connoisseur and bon viveur so I eat the noodles al dente."

no just inpatient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one "

You don't get into them till you have had 3 giver it a proper go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmm Bombay bad boy with grates cheeeeessseeeee mmmmm

your a sexy lady however you is one sick lady "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmm Bombay bad boy with grates cheeeeessseeeee mmmmm

your a sexy lady however you is one sick lady

"

its like good versus evil and good always win at the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat pot noodle rarely but when I do I don't wait for the noodles to soften. I consider myself a connoisseur and bon viveur so I eat the noodles al dente.

no just inpatient "

Therye that good I don't even add water sometimes. Just munch on that brick of noodles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat pot noodle rarely but when I do I don't wait for the noodles to soften. I consider myself a connoisseur and bon viveur so I eat the noodles al dente.

no just inpatient

Therye that good I don't even add water sometimes. Just munch on that brick of noodles."

Do you fancy licking the bottom of my nieces hamster cage it must the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat pot noodle rarely but when I do I don't wait for the noodles to soften. I consider myself a connoisseur and bon viveur so I eat the noodles al dente.

no just inpatient

Therye that good I don't even add water sometimes. Just munch on that brick of noodles.

Do you fancy licking the bottom of my nieces hamster cage it must the same "

Blimey, the curry one has raisins in. You've just added a whole new complexion to the issue of eating instant noodle snacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat pot noodle rarely but when I do I don't wait for the noodles to soften. I consider myself a connoisseur and bon viveur so I eat the noodles al dente.

no just inpatient

Therye that good I don't even add water sometimes. Just munch on that brick of noodles.

Do you fancy licking the bottom of my nieces hamster cage it must the same

Blimey, the curry one has raisins in. You've just added a whole new complexion to the issue of eating instant noodle snacks."

well it def looks and smells the same

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i pimp my pot noodles with other sauces and spices and herbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact chicken and mushroom pot noodles are suitable for vegetarians ...says it all doesn't it lol

loved them as a teen, don't think I could eat one now though!

Please tell me is not true ! How can they call it "chicken & mushroom""

it's chicken and mushroom FLAVOURED

When I found out I felt lied to and cheated!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact chicken and mushroom pot noodles are suitable for vegetarians ...says it all doesn't it lol

loved them as a teen, don't think I could eat one now though!

Please tell me is not true ! How can they call it "chicken & mushroom"

it's chicken and mushroom FLAVOURED

When I found out I felt lied to and cheated!!"

you should have felt happy and glad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i do like chicken and mushroom pot noodle, cures a hangover! i remember years ago used to do little mini ones x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one "

Oh yuck....

Never eaten one and never will....i tried noodles once and i regurgitate them immediatly....like a penguin feeding her chick...horrible things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i do like chicken and mushroom pot noodle, cures a hangover! i remember years ago used to do little mini ones x"

noooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i do like chicken and mushroom pot noodle, cures a hangover! i remember years ago used to do little mini ones x"

i should have let it go let it go dont eat them anymore sorry read your status xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

What flavour was it?"

They have FLAVOURS? ? Hot elastic bands in oxo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

What flavour was it?

They have FLAVOURS? ? Hot elastic bands in oxo! "

close i said warm.shoe laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

its like eating warmed up shoe laces

Have you actually eaten warmed up shoe laces then ?

Thats another story

Shoelaces are much nicer cold

i believe there a delicacy in parts of france "

That's all well and good but they eat all sorts of shite, er sorry I meant they even eat snails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do enjoy Micro noodles or I love mug shots they are yummy and great if you are on slimming world have them in a cup or add sweet and sour one to a stir fry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

its like eating warmed up shoe laces

Have you actually eaten warmed up shoe laces then ?

Thats another story

Shoelaces are much nicer cold

i believe there a delicacy in parts of france

That's all well and good but they eat all sorts of shite, er sorry I meant they even eat snails "

great minds think a like x nice profile btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are more disgusting that marmite and that's saying something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are more disgusting that marmite and that's saying something "

again great minds think.a like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i do like chicken and mushroom pot noodle, cures a hangover! i remember years ago used to do little mini ones x

i should have let it go let it go dont eat them anymore sorry read your status xxx"

lol that is evil! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot noodle on toast.

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I've done this with a beef and tomato one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one "

dangerous food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i do like chicken and mushroom pot noodle, cures a hangover! i remember years ago used to do little mini ones x

i should have let it go let it go dont eat them anymore sorry read your status xxx

lol that is evil! x"

sorry i couldnt help myself at least i read it and didnt just perv the pictures which is what im doing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

its like eating warmed up shoe laces

Have you actually eaten warmed up shoe laces then ?

Thats another story

Shoelaces are much nicer cold

i believe there a delicacy in parts of france

That's all well and good but they eat all sorts of shite, er sorry I meant they even eat snails

great minds think a like x nice profile btw"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one

its like eating warmed up shoe laces

Have you actually eaten warmed up shoe laces then ?

Thats another story

Shoelaces are much nicer cold

i believe there a delicacy in parts of france

That's all well and good but they eat all sorts of shite, er sorry I meant they even eat snails

great minds think a like x nice profile btw

Thanks"

your very welcome xx

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

the poor wee things always look dehydrated . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the poor wee things always look dehydrated . . . "

Cramp ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken and mushroom? Normally some sweet corn on the return

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

if you think that real potnoodles taste bad try the generic ones from the big supermarkets 20 odd p each

walpaper paste with added string

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You have my commiserations Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove lid...

Pour a kettle full of water into pot...

Empty pot into toilet...

Repeat stages 2 & 3...

Eat pot... Far more nourishing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It said Chicken & Mushroom on the carton. Didn't see any chicken or mushroom though. Plenty of fuckin' string and pebbles though "

Pot noodle with a kit kat butty dipped into it and a full fat cures all hangovers!!!! But then I wonder why I need to go on a diet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Jack, what were you thinking? The smell should have been warning enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot Noodle and you can be damn sure I wont ever have another one "

There are worse things you have slipped your tongue in for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wank in work....:D:D:D

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

anyone tried the brazilian barbecue one yet?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Yes, but is it halal?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

all pot noodles are vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, but is it halal?"

I laughed so hard a bit of chewy soya came down my nose and I squirted a tiny sachet of tomato sauce all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today i had my first ever anon blowjob. In the pitch black. Quite a strange experience x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today i had my first ever anon blowjob. In the pitch black. Quite a strange experience x "

* licks lips

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"Yes, but is it halal?

I laughed so hard a bit of chewy soya came down my nose and I squirted a tiny sachet of tomato sauce all over the place"

Snorting pot noodle is pretty hard core...

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