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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
".. he was a bit stuck. "
He was there, chained to a Morris Marina that some careless oik had parked in the scullery, thinking, 'I'm in deep stuck here, bro.' It was at this stage that Voluptuous Virago shouted, 'and cut!'
He winced, wondering what was to be cut, before realising he was rehearsing the Fab out of season end of the pier, harvest festival panto. Popeye strode onto the set, stroking his beard, looking even more like a cute version of Ming the Merciless, albeit in meggins. He was carrying biscuits for the crew. Sassy came on behind him, carrying a full load of biscuits hands free. The Libertine, who looks like a lead singer of some band (and who's pics are underfabbed) started to entertain the crowd with a washboard, thimble and a mangle that some poor sod had been using in conjunction with a sky remote for a novel profile pic, since rejected by Amin, Adam and Admin, that well known group of estate agents who were sponsoring the fab production.
Tina Titz sashayed onto the set and started telling an highly dubious story involving dogging and a guy who... before Toshn appeared (wearing a Toshn's café pinny and high heels), and said back into the kitchen wench.
After the tea break, Serendipity banged the clapper, which was unfortunate for Ryan as he happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and BrightonSteve yelled, 'Action.'
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