FabSwingers.com forum: This could go horribly wrong....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After this mornings repeat rant I feel that you, the fantastic peop.....sorry..... the must try harder people of fab deserve and expect better from me.

I've been a bit of a shut in of late and not had chance to get annoyed by much.

So if any of you would care to suggest a topic here then I shall endeavor to get really wound up about it on your behalf and write a suitable diatribe. I shall pick a few suggestions and have a thread where you can vote for the one you'd like to see ranted on.

Bring it.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/04/14 13:16:36]"

People who remove posts.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

People that walk down the street like they are carrying an invisible roll of carpet under each arm. .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/04/14 13:16:36]

People who remove posts. "

People who complain about people who remove posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum fluff

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Trousers hanging down at the back showing the pants thinking its 'cool'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/04/14 13:16:36]

People who remove posts.

People who complain about people who remove posts

I see what you did there.

People who do things that I can see when they do please Jodie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who stop at the top of an escalator..

Men who want to use their TOUNGE on you...

Arghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitty tv 'talent' shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugg boots ... on men !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them cold callers on my phone ........ god they get right on my tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugg boots ... on men !"

Ugg boots on women!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

3 things annoy me generally; people, things and miscellany. It's one of those days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who wee on loo seats .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and a few more :

The cost of weddings ... and/or funerals

People who think their position within a business allows them to behave like a twat whilst being beyond reproach

People who tut and flash dirty looks when is them who is in the wrong

People who fuck about with purses and wallets when there's a huge queue already.

Asda taking all till staff off after 10pm at night. 'Express' checkouts only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people who wee on loo seats ......."
great call, it's gotta be this one Jodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

folk who cross the rd diagonally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 things annoy me generally; people, things and miscellany. It's one of those days!"

miscellany is a nightmare every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

folk who cross the rd diagonally

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

please, re do the audi wanker warning lights xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So far am liking

The cost of weddings/funerals.

Wee on loo seats.

Trousers hanging low.

But I feel you can do better.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cost of a sandwich on motorway services

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

As highlighted on Top Gear....Women who fill up the car at petrol stations and then take half an hour to drive away because they are looking in their handbags or doing make up in the rear view mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hate seeing this and people do it a lot and the red lights picking there nose and eating it ....... yukkkkkk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chav's who talk loud at the back of the bus on which lads / lasses they have fucked the night before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As highlighted on Top Gear....Women who fill up the car at petrol stations and then take half an hour to drive away because they are looking in their handbags or doing make up in the rear view mirror.

Last time I expressed an opinion on petrol station filling it didn't end well and a few people were offended.

So obviously this is a good one

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .people watchers?.

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men that piss on the bus then leave without saying anything

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Specific niggles then:

1. 'defiantly' being used when people mean 'definitely'

2. Dawdlers

3. People who say 'no offence but' since they invariably go on to say something offensive

4. Cars that only indicate they're turning when other vehicles are around (as a long-term pedestrian they seem to assume I'm a mind reader)

5. When the wiring snaps in a favourite bra and stabs me in the boob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grannies pushing in the bus que because they think they have the right

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Last time I expressed an opinion on petrol station filling it didn't end well and a few people were offended.

So obviously this is a good one

Same goes for people who fill the car up at the pumps and then go inside to do their weekly shop????

For fooks sake, fill up car, pay for petrol, drive away, simples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grannies pushing in the bus que because they think they have the right"

Can I suggest I different mode of transport, because all the piss and Elderly seem to be getting you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, if only I had a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stop suddenly when you're walking behind you then tut when you bang into them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The MR AND MRS KNOW it all .. . lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

People who contact you after dithering for ages and want to arrange a meet "the sooner the better, this morning if possible" and then go UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who stop suddenly when you're walking behind you then tut when you bang into them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that spit. . And the ones that make that disgusting sound before doing so!

Makes me wanna heave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been known to do that intentionally, when I can see the person behind getting a little irate . .

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I didnt read your original rant Jode as it was too long.

Do you have a 'quick' version of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My love are horses and most my life had them and we show and jump and everyday I look after them here at home . My granddad had horses on the land and the wars have been won from our horses .. my rant would be people who eat them .... my pets .. would they eat there dog and cat no ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"folk who cross the rd diagonally

folk who cross the rd diagonally and manage to make it to the other side before I manage to run them over!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I didnt read your original rant Jode as it was too long.

Do you have a 'quick' version of it?"

Grrrr wankers who use the word genuine - even ones I've previously met and verified can be twunts and let me down!

(the cliff notes version)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My love are horses and most my life had them and we show and jump and everyday I look after them here at home . My granddad had horses on the land and the wars have been won from our horses .. my rant would be people who eat them .... my pets .. would they eat there dog and cat no .."

Maybe in Vietnam they would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe in Vietnam they would

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well maybe there they would as eat everything that moves .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell! You lot are an irritable bunch

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I didnt read your original rant Jode as it was too long.

Do you have a 'quick' version of it?

Grrrr wankers who use the word genuine - even ones I've previously met and verified can be twunts and let me down!

(the cliff notes version)"

Thank you.

Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The people who stop at the top of an escalator..

Men who want to use their TOUNGE on you...

Arghhhh

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"After this mornings repeat rant I feel that you, the fantastic peop.....sorry..... the must try harder people of fab deserve and expect better from me.

I've been a bit of a shut in of late and not had chance to get annoyed by much.

Bring it. "

Why are so many threads started by TV/TS's

discuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about fat women in translucent leggings that block supermarket aisles for a natter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you.

Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?"

No, wrong thread. If you're going to try and be condescending can you at least try and do it on the correct thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about people who post verifications for others and say "treat them with respect" how patronising is that, do they feel that we should be reminded to treat people with respect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are so many threads started by TV/TS's

discuss."

Because being of both genders we have a fuck of a lot to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about fat women in translucent leggings that block supermarket aisles for a natter?"

I could do a diatribe on the first part of this, quite easily. However, given some of my fashion choices the words Glasshouses and Stones spring to mind! :-/

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Thank you.

Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?

No, wrong thread. If you're going to try and be condescending can you at least try and do it on the correct thread. "

I was giving an opinion in reply to TD. Which is in this thread.

'Going to try and be .........'

You sure on that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that you can't use emoticons in private messages.

it's a travesty, imho

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

People who send face pictures and there about 3 miles away from the camera so you can just see a tiny dot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food packaging. Especially cold meats in those plastic pockets which look peelable. Do manufacturers ever try to unwrap their own products?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who send face pictures and there about 3 miles away from the camera so you can just see a tiny dot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are so many threads started by TV/TS's

discuss.

Because being of both genders we have a fuck of a lot to say."

succinct !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who send face pictures and there about 3 miles away from the camera so you can just see a tiny dot

Hate that, it's a possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people of either gender who pee on lavatory seats

men who think a photo of their (often) unimpressive "member" framed by nasty grey pants in a lavatory (lucky if it's flushed) will get them laid

the wearing of what is assumed to be leggings but they are actually footless tights and meant to be an UNDERgarment ..(yes even with a cute arse)

whiny men who wont take no for an answer and continue to harangue, forcing you to block them

the greengrocer's apostrophe (aarrgghh)

I COULD go on .. at the expense of being thought a grumpy old bitch

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thank you.

Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?

No, wrong thread. If you're going to try and be condescending can you at least try and do it on the correct thread.

I was giving an opinion in reply to TD. Which is in this thread.

'Going to try and be .........'

You sure on that?"

Perhaps if you'd managed to pay attention long enough to fully comprehend my pithy summary you'd have realised that JOdie was one of the ones who had previously verified this twunt as genuine.

And he still let her down.

Next time read all the words honey, and if necessary use a dictionary for the long ones.

Condescension just comes naturally to some of us.

#tagteamJOdie

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Thank you.

Only when others call you genuine (on fab) should you take any notice, perhaps?

No, wrong thread. If you're going to try and be condescending can you at least try and do it on the correct thread.

I was giving an opinion in reply to TD. Which is in this thread.

'Going to try and be .........'

You sure on that?

Perhaps if you'd managed to pay attention long enough to fully comprehend my pithy summary you'd have realised that JOdie was one of the ones who had previously verified this twunt as genuine.

And he still let her down.

Next time read all the words honey, and if necessary use a dictionary for the long ones.

Condescension just comes naturally to some of us.

#tagteamJOdie"

Hashtag whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food packaging. Especially cold meats in those plastic pockets which look peelable. Do manufacturers ever try to unwrap their own products?"

I'll add to that the microwave meals that you're supposed to peel back the film and stir halfway through cooking, and when you try, the film lid shreds into a thousand different strands, or just the thin strip at the edges comes away.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

People who turn every thread into a thread about them and their bottoms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who turn every thread into a thread about them and their bottoms."

No, I'm not going to rant about you. You've a big enough ego as it is.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"People who turn every thread into a thread about them and their bottoms.

No, I'm not going to rant about you. You've a big enough ego as it is. "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Folks who wear leopard print out of season.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Repeated threads judging how people use the verification system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food packaging. Especially cold meats in those plastic pockets which look peelable. Do manufacturers ever try to unwrap their own products?

I second that and add: plastic bags that require superhuman strength to open. And "Tear Here" packets that won't.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

People who CANNOT put their shopping on the moving belt unless they've slammed down a 'next customer divider, especially the ones who want to do it despite there being a three foot gap. I sound calm but inside, I'm raging.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

W Fucking H fucking Smiths!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

shop assistants that want me to buy a "special"bag for a pound ., .im fucking Scottish. . .

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By *unglerivermonkeyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Self service checkouts....

Turn up with basket of goodies.

Scan first item...beep

Put item into bag.

Voice from SOMEWHERE tells me to take the last item out of the bag.

Item removed from bag

"Put the last item back in the bag"

Item back in the bag

"Remove the last item out of the bag"

Item removed from bag

"Put the last item back in the bag"

Item SPLATTERED over nearest wall.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

KFC drive thru

Me: Hi, please can I JUST have a £2 bargain meal thingy?

Them: Would you like x3 extra hot wings for 99p.

Me:

No I just want the £2 thingy

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

shop assistant. would you like any batteries today sir.

me . naw ya fud .

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