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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a super lazy morning so i have only just had a shower..

Turned it on.. stepped in FREEZING cold, then BOILING hot..

in the rush to get out used my daughters new 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioner - smells of strawberries URGHHH.. go to then mask the smell with my normal shampoo. Forgetting ive considerably less hair wash my hair using far too much shampoo so im back to being freezing cold (the water is still not sure how hot or cold it wants to be grrrr)

quickly bung some shower gel on my scrunchy ball thing which decides today is the day to totally unravvel itself.

Rinse bubbles off ASAP as im now burning..

Step out the shower but slip and fuck my knee up..

Reach for the towel thinking id brought one in ... i hadnt. Hobble to the airing cupboard, grab a towel, dry off.

Return to my bedroom to use the hair dryer and it dies on me. Goes band followed by a sizzle of smoke...

With that much bad luck surely im due a lottery win on Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a super lazy morning so i have only just had a shower..

Turned it on.. stepped in FREEZING cold, then BOILING hot..

in the rush to get out used my daughters new 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioner - smells of strawberries URGHHH.. go to then mask the smell with my normal shampoo. Forgetting ive considerably less hair wash my hair using far too much shampoo so im back to being freezing cold (the water is still not sure how hot or cold it wants to be grrrr)

quickly bung some shower gel on my scrunchy ball thing which decides today is the day to totally unravvel itself.

Rinse bubbles off ASAP as im now burning..

Step out the shower but slip and fuck my knee up..

Reach for the towel thinking id brought one in ... i hadnt. Hobble to the airing cupboard, grab a towel, dry off.

Return to my bedroom to use the hair dryer and it dies on me. Goes band followed by a sizzle of smoke...

With that much bad luck surely im due a lottery win on Saturday? "

Oh BTW your barred lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Didnt attempt to shave my legs, with the luck i had id have ended up cutting myself

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Put pjs back on and curl up on sofa and do nothing !!!

You'll be much safer that way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put pjs back on and curl up on sofa and do nothing !!!

You'll be much safer that way."

wish i could... ive gotta go for a walk and attend the obesity clinic thing this afternoon.. rock n roll

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

But worth it in the long run...

keep smiling and dont touch nothing for the rest of the day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember to wear lots of bubble wrap to fend off the inevitable accidents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put pjs back on and curl up on sofa and do nothing !!!

You'll be much safer that way."

Hope your knee isn't too bad

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Someone tell Minxie she has competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because you've planned the rest of your life out lol. Now, that it's all planned - you're in for a bumpy ride.

...today calls for Ambrosia custard and chocolate cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone tell Minxie she has competition."

im no way near that bad.. haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's because you've planned the rest of your life out lol. Now, that it's all planned - you're in for a bumpy ride.

...today calls for Ambrosia custard and chocolate cake!

"

sadly not,, ive gotta get weighed today see if ive shifted any weight over the past 2 weeks

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You've got a scrunchie ball thing? I think you are taking the avatar challenge, too seriously, sister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should try and plan your life out better..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got a scrunchie ball thing? I think you are taking the avatar challenge, too seriously, sister! "

haha its pink.. well it was

you do know the thing im on about right? about 99p in most supermarkets a ball of like a plastic mesh stuff that scrubs your skin.

no idea what they are called

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"You've got a scrunchie ball thing? I think you are taking the avatar challenge, too seriously, sister!

haha its pink.. well it was

you do know the thing im on about right? about 99p in most supermarkets a ball of like a plastic mesh stuff that scrubs your skin.

no idea what they are called "

I'm sure Popeye's is pinkish, too. Not sure he'd like it schrunching, but he is pretty broadminded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tina if u were closer id spank you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a bath only shower to get bubbles off after or do my hair ... And I like them hot so cold shower would be hell to me . x

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

Can we have the numbers you pick for Saturdays lottery and we'll all share. lol

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