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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

by Chesney Hawkes, what a piss poor one hit wonder,they played it on the radio this morning, what are your favourite one hit wonders?( PS, he was an ugly twat as well) double whammy!!!!!!lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've got that song in my head now - i may have to kill you.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've got that song in my head now - i may have to kill you."
ya can try.....i have my bouncy shoes on so ya wont catch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

timmy fuckin mallet and his itsy bitsy teenie bloody weenie bikini!! i would joyfully string that man up in a borat mankini!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"timmy fuckin mallet and his itsy bitsy teenie bloody weenie bikini!! i would joyfully string that man up in a borat mankini!!

x"
lmfao, and .......breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rene and renate with their eighties classic......save your love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

divinyls, i touch myself....(sometimes there's no other option!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"timmy fuckin mallet and his itsy bitsy teenie bloody weenie bikini!! i would joyfully string that man up in a borat mankini!!

Timmy mallett was infuriating! I hope i never see him on tv again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"timmy fuckin mallet and his itsy bitsy teenie bloody weenie bikini!! i would joyfully string that man up in a borat mankini!!

Timmy mallett was infuriating! I hope i never see him on tv again!

noo he be about sometime all those 80s nostalgia tv programmes!! lets beat him to death with his mallet!! x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"timmy fuckin mallet and his itsy bitsy teenie bloody weenie bikini!! i would joyfully string that man up in a borat mankini!!

Timmy mallett was infuriating! I hope i never see him on tv again!

noo he be about sometime all those 80s nostalgia tv programmes!! lets beat him to death with his mallet!! x

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how big was his mallet?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Orville....I wish I could Fly Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"timmy fuckin mallet and his itsy bitsy teenie bloody weenie bikini!! i would joyfully string that man up in a borat mankini!!

Timmy mallett was infuriating! I hope i never see him on tv again!

noo he be about sometime all those 80s nostalgia tv programmes!! lets beat him to death with his mallet!! x

how big was his mallet?

whooaaa bad image!!!

vomit smiley please!! xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Emu - i wish HE could fly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orville....I wish I could Fly Grrrr"

you can... i cant... you can if i kick your feathery green ass!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emu - i wish HE could fly..."

lol!! i loved emu!! got kiddo a big emu puppet last year from santa its great!!!x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Jedward - twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nena - 99 Luft Ballons

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

"Orville....I wish I could Fly Grrrr

you can... i cant... you can if i kick your feathery green ass!! x

i loved orville we still have his record somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orville....I wish I could Fly Grrrr

you can... i cant... you can if i kick your feathery green ass!! x

i loved orville we still have his record somewhere

keep a hold of it may be worth money some day!!

little green pathetic git and really what enjoyment did that man get for havin his hand shoved up a puppets arse?? weirdo!! xx

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

haha i thought they was the best ever arr the memories xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

joe dolce

shaddaup a your face

kept unltavox and Vienna off the no 1 slot can you believe? grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah, one of our posters just reminded me of patrick mcnee's profer to music ...kinky boots! great litte ditty

...everybody's talking bout those kinky boots kinky boots, boop boop, kinky boots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"timmy fuckin mallet and his itsy bitsy teenie bloody weenie bikini!! i would joyfully string that man up in a borat mankini!!

Ace song that huh some people have no taste xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"joe dolce

shaddaup a your face

kept unltavox and Vienna off the no 1 slot can you believe? grrrrrr "

I have that track here....love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst was Rolf Harris with Stairway to heaven! will never forgive him for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst was Rolf Harris with Stairway to heaven! will never forgive him for that!

NNOOOOoooooo.......was the definitive version of that song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sharona - the knack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdnqEyToqg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my sharona - the knack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdnqEyToqg "

now that's a pervy song with some almost pedo undertones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my sharona - the knack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdnqEyToqg

now that's a pervy song with some almost pedo undertones

i have absolutely no idea what your on about and please do not refer to anything i write as having pedo undertones .

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I DARE ANYONE TO CLICK!!! now that is annoying !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my sharona - the knack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdnqEyToqg

now that's a pervy song with some almost pedo undertones

i have absolutely no idea what your on about and please do not refer to anything i write as having pedo undertones ."

was referring to the song lyrics (llisten to them)....not to anything you said...he wrote it about a 16 year old girl (underage at the time) ....still one of the biggest selling rock tracks

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

a couple ( ok three ) that spring to mind, i'm sure there'll be more

Thunderclap Newman _ Something In the Air

Driver 67 - Car 67

David McWilliams - The Days of Pearly Spencer

OK, a 1, a 2 a 1,2,3 4

Murray Head - Say It Ain't So Joe

( what was all that about? )

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Arches- sugar sugar

rickie valance tell laura i love her

althia and donna uptown top ranking

Clive dunn grandad

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Arches- sugar sugar

rickie valance tell laura i love her

althia and donna uptown top ranking

Clive dunn grandad

Arrrh! i've got 'sugar sugar' in my head now!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

slightly off beat but :

does Audley Harrison count as a one hit wonder?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I so want to say "never gonna give you up" by rick astley.......

or...... spitting image with "the chicken song"

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I so want to say "never gonna give you up" by rick astley.......

or...... spitting image with "the chicken song""

But you're not going to - which is a GOOD thing!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"joe dolce

shaddaup a your face

Radio 2 played it yesterday. Seriously, all the way through, and not for a bet, at least not obviously so.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

The one and only!

Well i guess he just couldn't last the pace

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Watched a top og the pops special the other night - was hilarious.

Only way is up - jazz, think that was their only proper hit.

BROS!!! (Jeeze i remember my best mate fancying Luke Goss- SO uncool)

Was fun watching the miming and the clobber that they wore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!

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over a year ago

"Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!"

remember it......i have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"timmy fuckin mallet and his itsy bitsy teenie bloody weenie bikini!! i would joyfully string that man up in a borat mankini!!

Timmy mallett was infuriating! I hope i never see him on tv again!

noo he be about sometime all those 80s nostalgia tv programmes!! lets beat him to death with his mallet!! x

how he got away with his "bonk 'n' Boob" contest for kids escapes me completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!

remember it......i have it

Was that the manic one with a man pogoing while he was singing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!

remember it......i have it

Was that the manic one with a man pogoing while he was singing?"

it was, love that track, came up on my ipod last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!

remember it......i have it

Was that the manic one with a man pogoing while he was singing?"

yes, very slight of frame and always topless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!

remember it......i have it

Was that the manic one with a man pogoing while he was singing?

yes, very slight of frame and always topless!"

Who was the singer? I might have to youtube it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!

remember it......i have it

Was that the manic one with a man pogoing while he was singing?

yes, very slight of frame and always topless!"

Covered In Toy Dolls Is a Great Album....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!

remember it......i have it

Was that the manic one with a man pogoing while he was singing?

yes, very slight of frame and always topless!

Covered In Toy Dolls Is a Great Album....

Thanks Stu going to watch now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard Nellie the Elelphant from the Toy Dolls....mental!

any one else remember it?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!

remember it......i have it

Was that the manic one with a man pogoing while he was singing?

yes, very slight of frame and always topless!

Who was the singer? I might have to youtube it."

i was listening to it on youtube, i found it under toy dolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last first aid course i done you sung that while doin cpr so you had the right beat..... funny watchin 10 people hammerin dummies singing nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus, off she went with a trumpty trump trump trump!!!

away to download it now in the pretence its for the kid!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"last first aid course i done you sung that while doin cpr so you had the right beat..... funny watchin 10 people hammerin dummies singing nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus, off she went with a trumpty trump trump trump!!!

away to download it now in the pretence its for the kid!!! x

It works though as its a memorable song. I wonder how many lives it might have saved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv no idea but never laughed as hard !! xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees is also good for cpr - 103 beats per minute...

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