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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

If you could change the law. What law would you change?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd change the law that says cars that are off the road have to be taxed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that touches a child, does not get out.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd change the law that says cars that are off the road have to be taxed. "

I didn't think they had to be. SORN.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just declare them SORN can't you?

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By *uywithaSmileMan
over a year ago

Rossendale

Probably not quite what you are lookt for, but I would change things with sentenceing of criminals. If you get sent down for a time, you actually DO the time. Non of this time off for good behavior crap. Instead, if you are a good boy or girl, you don't get any more time added to your sentence.

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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Probably not quite what you are lookt for, but I would change things with sentenceing of criminals. If you get sent down for a time, you actually DO the time. Non of this time off for good behavior crap. Instead, if you are a good boy or girl, you don't get any more time added to your sentence. "

Think we all agree with that. You were right though. I was asking any "crime" that shouldn't be against the law in your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that touches a child, does not get out.

Her

def agree with that !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change the law. What law would you change? "
pedophiles locked up for life!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'd get rid of the law that allows cycles to go through red lights. Oh, wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a first priority, i'd get rid of the In-laws. Not terminally, but somewhere nice like Patagonia would do.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi. "

That law stopped in 1976 (I think).

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Make sure prisons are prisons and not some holiday camp, I'm telling you prisoners are kept in a safe/warm place with tv's etc, now don't need to slop out.

Think about the poor homeless people who are freezing outside having to sleep in a wet/damp corner sleeping in a cardboard box.

I'd take away there tv's.

Give them 1 week old used newspapers to read, then to use as loo paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

That law stopped in 1976 (I think)."

No one told me.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

That law stopped in 1976 (I think).

No one told me. "

Double check. I know that law did exsist, I'm sure I read it in a book 2/3 years ago, but stopped around 1976.

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By *uywithaSmileMan
over a year ago

Rossendale

Compulsory anonymity for defendants in criminal trials until conviction.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd change the law that says cars that are off the road have to be taxed.

I didn't think they had to be. SORN. "

Oh yeah...what a twat I am

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You just declare them SORN can't you?"

Yes, I'm a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free jelly babies for the over 75's

Extra tax on tattoos, nationalise all tattoo parlours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

That law stopped in 1976 (I think).

No one told me.

Double check. I know that law did exsist, I'm sure I read it in a book 2/3 years ago, but stopped around 1976."

I'm not getting rid of the hay until I have confirmation , no offence but I'm not taking your word for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd change the law that says cars that are off the road have to be taxed.

I didn't think they had to be. SORN.

Oh yeah...what a twat I am

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

That law stopped in 1976 (I think).

No one told me.

Double check. I know that law did exsist, I'm sure I read it in a book 2/3 years ago, but stopped around 1976

I'm not getting rid of the hay until I have confirmation , no offence but I'm not taking your word for it. "

Fair enough.

But what's the reason for the bail of hay anyway?.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Anyone caught selling vegetables to be tarred and feathered.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Anyone caught selling vegetables to be tarred and feathered. "

Anyone caught selling tar and feathers to be vegetabled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

That law stopped in 1976 (I think).

No one told me.

Double check. I know that law did exsist, I'm sure I read it in a book 2/3 years ago, but stopped around 1976

I'm not getting rid of the hay until I have confirmation , no offence but I'm not taking your word for it.

Fair enough.

But what's the reason for the bail of hay anyway?."

hay is for horses

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm off to York in June so I'd like not to have to be obliged to kill any bow and arrow carrying Scotsmen...it's such a fecking chore - at least let me shag them first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

That law stopped in 1976 (I think).

No one told me.

Double check. I know that law did exsist, I'm sure I read it in a book 2/3 years ago, but stopped around 1976

I'm not getting rid of the hay until I have confirmation , no offence but I'm not taking your word for it.

Fair enough.

But what's the reason for the bail of hay anyway?.

hay is for horses "

and traction under wheels in less than favourable climactic conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Political party manifestos should be legally binding.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

All my Laws would be non PC....I will leave it at that.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

That law stopped in 1976 (I think).

No one told me.

Double check. I know that law did exsist, I'm sure I read it in a book 2/3 years ago, but stopped around 1976

I'm not getting rid of the hay until I have confirmation , no offence but I'm not taking your word for it.

Fair enough.

But what's the reason for the bail of hay anyway?.

hay is for horses

and traction under wheels in less than favourable climactic conditions"

Yea, but there are still plenty of stupid, out of date laws that should have been outlawed YEARS ago.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I wish I didn't have to carry a bale of hay in the back of my taxi.

That law stopped in 1976 (I think).

No one told me.

Double check. I know that law did exsist, I'm sure I read it in a book 2/3 years ago, but stopped around 1976

I'm not getting rid of the hay until I have confirmation , no offence but I'm not taking your word for it.

Fair enough.

But what's the reason for the bail of hay anyway?.

hay is for horses

and traction under wheels in less than favourable climactic conditions"

Yea, but there are still plenty of stupid, out of date laws that should have been outlawed YEARS ago.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"If you could change the law. What law would you change? "

I'd ban Coles...

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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"If you could change the law. What law would you change?

I'd ban Coles..."

Cheryl Cole, Ashely Cole, Andy Cole, Larnell Cole, Joe Cole, Carlton Cole, which one? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change the law. What law would you change? pedophiles locked up for life!!! "

Also cut off them their cocks

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"If you could change the law. What law would you change?

I'd ban Coles..."

Cranes..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"If you could change the law. What law would you change? pedophiles locked up for life!!!

Also cut off them their cocks

and if they're of the female gender we should glue cocks onto them so we can then cut those off..

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . is anal legal? . if so free the .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could change the law. What law would you change? pedophiles locked up for life!!! "

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By *mma_j_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

Yes but you can still do medical examinations can't you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On reflection, i'd change the laws of physics.

That would produce some fun moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That our servicemen and women would be honoured properly after they leave the forces.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I'd ban the manufacture of leggings over size 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get rid of the law that allows cycles to go through red lights. Oh, wait....

I am just following the car that went through the red light in front of me.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I'd get rid of the law that allows cycles to go through red lights. Oh, wait....

I am just following the car that went through the red light in front of me.

Aye, very good. I drive a car and goodness knows how many times cyclists ignore red light. Seen plenty dismount, then go on to pavement, cross the road, then continue on there merry way.

Also got to laugh at a lot of crazy drivers who are nuts at driving, weaving going from one lane to another, just to

get 1 ahead, but dont really get that far ahead.

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