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" anyone knows wot i can do "I wouldn't know where to start....... good fortune  | |||
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?" I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale. | |||
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?" i need a solution man or im gona cry, any advice ?  | |||
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you? I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale." yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon | |||
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"It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do "Swoon. The English language used with such grace and elegance. | |||
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"It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do "Don't do anything drastic, I might suggest a Pouffe? | |||
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault "i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end | |||
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"have a big shit... always helps clear the mind" Hahaha oh _iew I love you | |||
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"have a big shit... always helps clear the mind Hahaha oh _iew I love you " | |||
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end"Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy | |||
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" Don't do anything drastic, I might suggest a Pouffe?" Too far away for me, sorry  | |||
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"have a big shit... always helps clear the mind" i did, but guess wot my bastard shit told me, he said he didn't wana get involved, he even had d nerves to ask me 4 a fag | |||
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"It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do "You've been with din n balls for as long as you can remember... you three should be together. Wally , Dong n Bollocks! Ditch sofa for a slinky chaise longe n have a bit of continental. | |||
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"It all started lastnite wen my sofa dat ive been shaggin 4 d past 3 wks told me she was pregnant. My dik denied knowin anything abt it and put d blame on my balls 4 bustin too many juicies up my sofas pumpum while my balls is blamin my dik 4 always partying up my sofas pussy every nite. My dik is threatenin to walk away 4 gd now and i ain't got a clue wot 2 do, anyone knows wot i can do
Don't do anything drastic, I might suggest a Pouffe?"He's not ghey. Git sum cushin covers OP. | |||
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"have a big shit... always helps clear the mindi did, but guess wot my bastard shit told me, he said he didn't wana get involved, he even had d nerves to ask me 4 a fag" open the window before, the fumes may be causing you an issue | |||
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you?" well i read it.. Just fine! | |||
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy " | |||
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy "im just gona blame it on _iew and say he did it | |||
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you? I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale.yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon "look on the bright side... Could have been the remote! | |||
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy im just gona blame it on _iew and say he did it "I am a backdoor boy, I am excused | |||
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you? I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale.yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon look on the bright side... Could have been the remote! "true say, speakin of remotes i bet my remote still mad at me 4 shaggin d tv | |||
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy "lol! | |||
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy im just gona blame it on _iew and say he did it "makes a change normaly minxie gets the blame | |||
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" . .sell the baby sofas to a doll house manufacturer. ..but you could bring up one as your own have you no feelings. . . ." u right tho, i wonder how many months Dem sofas carry a baby for | |||
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"I told you to shrink wrap the fucking things...it's your own fault i did but my dik was throwin a temper tantrum and refused to eat. I cldnt help unshinkwrappin d sofa in d end
Well it's your own fault you need to get a DFS result to see if you are the daddy im just gona blame it on _iew and say he did it
makes a change normaly minxie gets the blame "minxie, wot have u done 2 my sofa. They said he said she said i said u got my sofa pregnant | |||
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" . .sell the baby sofas to a doll house manufacturer. ..but you could bring up one as your own have you no feelings. . . .u right tho, i wonder how many months Dem sofas carry a baby for" 4years . . . .but interest free . . | |||
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"I got nothing. Literally, nothing. As you were." shall we put d blame on u professor, i could of sworn my sofa told me u been makin midnite calls 2 her behind my bak | |||
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"Set up a trust fund for your offspring's University fees " yh but wot do i do abt my dik dats threatenin to walk away and y is my shit pesterin me 4 a fag | |||
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you? I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale.yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon look on the bright side... Could have been the remote! true say, speakin of remotes i bet my remote still mad at me 4 shaggin d tv"hush! People will say ya an " every hole a goal' kinda man... Ya street cred will nose dive! Shhhussshhh! | |||
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"Do you really type all that and think it's readable / suitable? How do you think it makes you look? Are you happy with how it makes people see you? I think you are missing the point, like many have done before. And my advice would be to wait until the next Bank Holiday and buy a new sofa at the DFS sale.yh but my dik is threatenin to run away wit d spoon look on the bright side... Could have been the remote! true say, speakin of remotes i bet my remote still mad at me 4 shaggin d tv hush! People will say ya an " every hole a goal' kinda man... Ya street cred will nose dive! Shhhussshhh! "street cred cant save me now, i need a solution fast, my dik is bouncin off d walls wantin to start a fight. Wot do i do | |||
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" street cred cant save me now, i need a solution fast, my dik is bouncin off d walls wantin to start a fight. Wot do i do "I hope your neighbours don't complain about the noise | |||
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"have a big shit... always helps clear the mind" This has to be the post of the year , lol . on fab | |||
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"Set up a trust fund for your offspring's University fees yh but wot do i do abt my dik dats threatenin to walk away and y is my shit pesterin me 4 a fag" tell your dick no coming back of he leaves and your shit can get its own cigarettes | |||
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"Dude I hope you're playing. At the risk of getting bombarded with abuse, if thats the best grammar that our educational system can turn out there is something seriously wrong. "well I can read it so that's all that matters he is fine . | |||
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"Dude I hope you're playing. At the risk of getting bombarded with abuse, if thats the best grammar that our educational system can turn out there is something seriously wrong. " | |||
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"Dude I hope you're playing. At the risk of getting bombarded with abuse, if thats the best grammar that our educational system can turn out there is something seriously wrong. well I can read it so that's all that matters he is fine ." | |||
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"Man! You need control dat Ting! "things r a lol calm now, me my dik and my balls sat watchin tv. Wot don't help now is my shit threatenin 2 sue me 2 court if i don't pass him a fag | |||
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"Man! You need control dat Ting! things r a lol calm now, me my dik and my balls sat watchin tv. Wot don't help now is my shit threatenin 2 sue me 2 court if i don't pass him a fag"Relax and don't worry things will sort themselves out you see. | |||
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"Ma pumpum cant take any mor of dis shit star!!" miss brown eyes, my dik being naughty now, he's askin if u got any knickers on ? | |||
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"Ma pumpum cant take any mor of dis shit star!!miss brown eyes, my dik being naughty now, he's askin if u got any knickers on ? "whats knickers got to do with this , lolol your is your mind working over time there , | |||
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"Ma pumpum cant take any mor of dis shit star!!miss brown eyes, my dik being naughty now, he's askin if u got any knickers on ? whats knickers got to do with this , lolol your is your mind working over time there , "lol my dik got a crazy mind of its own | |||
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"I got nothing. Literally, nothing. As you were. shall we put d blame on u professor, i could of sworn my sofa told me u been makin midnite calls 2 her behind my bak" Yes it was me. I can't resist a good leather Chesterfield - my proclivity for humping soft furnishings has me a lifetime ban from Boundary Mills and DFS. | |||
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"Ma pumpum cant take any mor of dis shit star!!miss brown eyes, my dik being naughty now, he's askin if u got any knickers on ? "Yeah ma pumpums covered up innit! | |||
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"Ma pumpum cant take any mor of dis shit star!!miss brown eyes, my dik being naughty now, he's askin if u got any knickers on ?
Yeah ma pumpums covered up innit!"bless up, man got eyes 4 u. U lookin boobilisciously sweet | |||
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