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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My kleptomaniacal pussy has finally done it ... despite being poorly he is still stealing things from the neighbours - which ones I have never been able to ascertain ... but tonight he has just deposited a spiderman bandana on the kitchen floor after dragging it through the cat flap - some poor child is going to be heartbroken tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the child was not wearing it when he stole it !!!!! Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

He's taken a bandana, not a biscuit.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Cats like catching spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe put a sign up outside urn house explaining your pussy likes taking things? Apologise and ask if people have lost a bandana to call u? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope the child was not wearing it when he stole it !!!!! Lol

I haven't found the child yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless... He is spidercat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's taken a bandana, not a biscuit.

he ate the biscuit on the way for strength

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cats like catching spiders. "

not this one - he likes bringing in pressies ... it's just I don't relish some of the pressies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's taken a bandana, not a biscuit.

He took badnana?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe put a sign up outside urn house explaining your pussy likes taking things? Apologise and ask if people have lost a bandana to call u? Xx"

I think there would be a stampede for the stuff he has nicked over the years lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's taken a bandana, not a biscuit.

He took badnana?"

I am not sure she knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat that likes bananas? Bizarre!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Spidercat, spidercat.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spidercat, spidercat.......

I am trying to sing this

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Wow you have a pussy that takes things and I have a cock that keeps on giving !

What a coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww the cat loves you so much it brings you things you never thought you needed. Or wanted.

Gotta love cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im worried

this has conjured up some awful imagary for me x

how does it detach.....cat flat.......child..spiderman..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow you have a pussy that takes things and I have a cock that keeps on giving !

What a coincidence

Now I am giggling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww the cat loves you so much it brings you things you never thought you needed. Or wanted.

Gotta love cats."

I don't think I had better list here what he has stolen ... suffice to say there is a family somewhere hopping around as they are missing many odd socks ... the bloke would be huge - I could tell my his greying underpants ... and the kids and wife are frequently knickerless ... that's without the rest of the stuff including money ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im worried

this has conjured up some awful imagary for me x

how does it detach.....cat flat.......child..spiderman.........."

he doesn't own housing property

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats like catching spiders.

not this one - he likes bringing in pressies ... it's just I don't relish some of the pressies

My kitty brought home her first pressie yesterday...a half dead baby rabbit!!....and before someone says it..no it wasn't still buzzing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cats like catching spiders.

not this one - he likes bringing in pressies ... it's just I don't relish some of the pressies

My kitty brought home her first pressie yesterday...a half dead baby rabbit!!....and before someone says it..no it wasn't still buzzing

oh oooops ... please remove that posting in case my pussy can read too ... that would take some explaining to the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it still buzzing?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

My late Tom used to be the opposite, regularly taking presents to my neighbours' back doors as thanks for letting him lord it over their back gardens. Mice, birds, moles etc

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

Mum's cat brought back a parakeet, two ginea pigs and a leg of ham!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not great with cats

love dogs

only felines i enjoy are tigers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope the child was not wearing it when he stole it !!!!! Lol

I haven't found the child yet lol

Have you looked at the cat flap !!?!! There is no way he could drag it in too !!! Bandana prob came off when said child's head got wedged in the opening !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope the child was not wearing it when he stole it !!!!! Lol

I haven't found the child yet lol

Have you looked at the cat flap !!?!! There is no way he could drag it in too !!! Bandana prob came off when said child's head got wedged in the opening !!!!!

oooooooooo I haven't heard crying ... do you think he managed to wiggle out and toddle off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not great with cats

love dogs

only felines i enjoy are tigers"

Don't see that much on here !!!!! A straight man that don't like pussy !!!! Wow !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not great with cats

love dogs

only felines i enjoy are tigers

Don't see that much on here !!!!! A straight man that don't like pussy !!!! Wow !

I think it might be a subtefuge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope the child was not wearing it when he stole it !!!!! Lol

I haven't found the child yet lol

Have you looked at the cat flap !!?!! There is no way he could drag it in too !!! Bandana prob came off when said child's head got wedged in the opening !!!!!

oooooooooo I haven't heard crying ... do you think he managed to wiggle out and toddle off?

Knowing your luck probably not! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not great with cats

love dogs

only felines i enjoy are tigers

Don't see that much on here !!!!! A straight man that don't like pussy !!!! Wow !

haha u know what i mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope the child was not wearing it when he stole it !!!!! Lol

I haven't found the child yet lol

Have you looked at the cat flap !!?!! There is no way he could drag it in too !!! Bandana prob came off when said child's head got wedged in the opening !!!!!

oooooooooo I haven't heard crying ... do you think he managed to wiggle out and toddle off?

Knowing your luck probably not! Lol "

If he's still there in the morning I'll call the Fire Brigade to detach him ... ooooh something to look forward to lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not great with cats

love dogs

only felines i enjoy are tigers

Don't see that much on here !!!!! A straight man that don't like pussy !!!! Wow !

haha u know what i mean "

yep we've sussed you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Border Collie I had once brought home a pair of children's trousers, followed a couple of days later by a jar of fish bait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Border Collie I had once brought home a pair of children's trousers, followed a couple of days later by a jar of fish bait

could you explain the connection between the two please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not great with cats

love dogs

only felines i enjoy are tigers

Don't see that much on here !!!!! A straight man that don't like pussy !!!! Wow !

haha u know what i mean

yep we've sussed you

i love pussy just not the the feline ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your cat is secretly in a biker gang, I've heard of this kind of thing before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think your cat is secretly in a biker gang, I've heard of this kind of thing before. "

ooooooooooooo will it be leathers next then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not great with cats

love dogs

only felines i enjoy are tigers

Don't see that much on here !!!!! A straight man that don't like pussy !!!! Wow !

haha u know what i mean

yep we've sussed you

i love pussy just not the the feline ones lol"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A Border Collie I had once brought home a pair of children's trousers, followed a couple of days later by a jar of fish bait

could you explain the connection between the two please

After 15 yrs the best I can come up with is that he was bonkers as he had previously pilfered someone's garden gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's taken a bandana, not a biscuit.

He took badnana?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kleptomaniacal pussy has finally done it ... despite being poorly he is still stealing things from the neighbours - which ones I have never been able to ascertain ... but tonight he has just deposited a spiderman bandana on the kitchen floor after dragging it through the cat flap - some poor child is going to be heartbroken tomorrow

I'd say talk to your pussy about this, but it’s hard to explain these things to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

My old neighbours cat use to pinch everything, from socks to rubbish to fag pkts to gardening gloves!!

Many a time I seen him walking across the wall taking something home....

.Are you sure we wasnt neighbours.... if so id like my gardening glove back please.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Mine opened the fridge and took a chicken out. At least it wasnt the neighbour's fridge though. Get your cat its own ebay page, if you cant find the owners of stuff. Though probably not many bids for extra large greyed blokes underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our old moggie, sadly no longer with us, brought a lily pad home 3 days on the run. 4th day we heard an almighty clatter to find her trying to push a koi carp through the cat flap!!

we had no idea where it came from.

someone's prize posh goldfish, probably worth 100's, never made it back to the pond.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You need to tell your cat that with great power comes great responsibility

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Spidercat, spidercat.......

likes to eat fish and sleep on the mat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats bring home 'gifts' as they think we can't look after/fed ourselves properly. Maybe he's trying to say he doesn't like your dress sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat once bought a whole chicken home !! A cooked one must of been cooling in someone's kitchen

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