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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just had Facebook message to ring my next door neighbour...she had the gasman out a week ago, he did some tests in her house and stuck a probe through my door as I was at work...found nothing. The smell got worse so today she had them back out again and as I'm on hols the gasman was going to get locksmith to break into mine as the smell was more intense - fortunately she remembered another neighbour had my back door key so managed to get in by the normal route - my gas meter only had a bloody leak!

Apparently he's fixed the leak but I didn't smell a thing - she said they all could smell it when they went in...glad I'm only likely to go home to find some bits of furniture moved about to get to the meter rather than half my street demolished by a bloody gas explosion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you like a good bang Caz but c'mon ....

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Luckily someone was able to go in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very very fortunate,would only have took you to return at night,flick a light switch on and BOOM,bye bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my.. lucky escape x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very lucky, but I bet you get a big gas bill for all that leaked gas

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That could have been grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You normally light your farts, don't you?

Fortunate you weren't home

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I wonder how long it's been leaking? As I mentioned the neighbour had the gasman out over a week ago and she said she'd got the odd whiff for a while...last work I had done on gas was over a year ago when I had new boiler put in and there was a problem then that the plumbers fixed...those of faith sometimes do say that the Good Lord looks after d*unks, small children and idiots - I can tick two of those boxes

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"You normally light your farts, don't you?

Fortunate you weren't home"

Get your facts right...the Philipino house boy usually lights my farts for me

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Very lucky, but I bet you get a big gas bill for all that leaked gas"

Yeah but not as big as the one if they hadnt found it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You normally light your farts, don't you?

Fortunate you weren't home

Get your facts right...the Philipino house boy usually lights my farts for me "

poor sod might have lit his last anal candle

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