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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

love it wen i get mail saying i'm new my pics havn't been approved yet!!

hmmmmm us regs know it dont take long, so why do the new ones use this as an excuse ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because sometimes it does take a while for pics to be approved

Why ???

Dunno - but it's one of those crazy facts of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe they too eager ? maybe they talking crap ? who knows as u said doesnt take very long to get them sorted out , could always check the following day to see if they have pics there and if not ...well its clear for all to see then that they talking crap .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry i forgot to say , it was always guys who have been on here more than 24 hours

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just depends on the day, the time and if the modorator has a life too perhaps lol...!

Its all done by humans..... Give em a break guys lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

having been on here over 6 month, i have never come across anyone who's pic takes more than 15 mins to be aproved..... even guys who say hang on i'l upload a new pic.... they even get aproved str8 away,,, ?? i'm being harsh tonight , no excuses lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I love it when they say no pic cos im new and they have been members for 6 months plus....ooooh they mailed the wrong girl here hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all Harsh meanies and in need of serious spanks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all Harsh meanies and in need of serious spanks...."

And I'm just the girl to hand them out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fook me ... you got your own cane too lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your all Harsh meanies and in need of serious spanks...."

can i be 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh ok.... Over ya go poppett, theres a bad girl..

******WHACK*****

******WHACK*****

******WHACK*****

******LICK******

******STROKE****

******POKE******

Oooppss

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Fook me ... you got your own cane too lol..."

A cock smack can hurt!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know... I often manage to smack myself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As fookin if lol.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More and more I'm seeing threads started by people who, it appears, have nothing better to do than sit waiting by their inbox for some morsel of information that prompts the thought: "Gee whiz! That will make another good single guy/timewaster bashing thread!"

Like we haven't had enough already!

We KNOW there are people out there who'd love to swing but their wives would castrate them if they did, so they're quite content to register a profile, post some general blurb about their deepest fantasy and just wait and see who it attracts so they can knock one out at 3am when the wife's sound asleep upstairs.

Big deal.

They're not swingers and never will be. The true swingers are those that you see with pictures on their profiles and a list of verifications as long as your arm, who go to parties and socials, who have a rapport with many other genuine swingers on here, who 'talk the talk' and 'walk the walk'. We all know who they are, and we all know who isn't a genuine swinger too. It's called instinct. I've learned to trust mine and messages we receive from people who clearly just want a nice naked piccie of Siren to glop over are easily spotted - and just as easily deleted.

That's it. S'easy. See.

No need to come on here and dump all over them again. They'll simply wait for the next 'target' and have a jolly nice wank over their photos too. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More and more I'm seeing threads started by people who, it appears, have nothing better to do than sit waiting by their inbox for some morsel of information that prompts the thought: "Gee whiz! That will make another good single guy/timewaster bashing thread!"

Like we haven't had enough already!

We KNOW there are people out there who'd love to swing but their wives would castrate them if they did, so they're quite content to register a profile, post some general blurb about their deepest fantasy and just wait and see who it attracts so they can knock one out at 3am when the wife's sound asleep upstairs.

Big deal.

They're not swingers and never will be. The true swingers are those that you see with pictures on their profiles and a list of verifications as long as your arm, who go to parties and socials, who have a rapport with many other genuine swingers on here, who 'talk the talk' and 'walk the walk'. We all know who they are, and we all know who isn't a genuine swinger too. It's called instinct. I've learned to trust mine and messages we receive from people who clearly just want a nice naked piccie of Siren to glop over are easily spotted - and just as easily deleted.

That's it. S'easy. See.

No need to come on here and dump all over them again. They'll simply wait for the next 'target' and have a jolly nice wank over their photos too. Probably."

Very eloquent for a man with sleep deprivation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God wishy you turn me on when your mad lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was rather well put... I'd have been proud to have said that.

Nice one wishy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point wishy ....

I've lost count of the number of times newbies have been vigourously flamed for subjecting us to 'yet another whinging post' and yet we get the same old diatribe from established swingers moaning about the same old things... married men, men posing as couples, lack of pics, wannabes yadda yadda.

It's equally as tedious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO...I have just had the best message ever from a newbie (18 hrs old) saying.....

"Gen male but cant do tonight cos im playing cricket"

Im still giggling away here but cant be mean cos he is a newbie.....had he been 24 hrs in...diff story hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"LMAO...I have just had the best message ever from a newbie (18 hrs old) saying.....

"Gen male but cant do tonight cos im playing cricket"

Im still giggling away here but cant be mean cos he is a newbie.....had he been 24 hrs in...diff story hahahahahaha"

That is sooo cute lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LMAO...I have just had the best message ever from a newbie (18 hrs old) saying.....

"Gen male but cant do tonight cos im playing cricket"

Im still giggling away here but cant be mean cos he is a newbie.....had he been 24 hrs in...diff story hahahahahaha"

lol, and i thought i was special, he sent it me to, at least he was hinest , pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very eloquent for a man with sleep deprivation "

I've turned lack of sleep into an Olympic category! I lie awake at night positively DREAMING of getting my head down for more than two hours before the wailing banshee that's marquerading as my son triggers his food alarm and manages to time his wails in between my ability to relax and then agitate then relax again - maybe the two are linked, I dunno.

I've discussed this with Siren and I distinctly remember that I ordered a 'Deluxe Non-Wailer' from the catalogue but the bastards have shafted me with a replacement. I have tried to complain but my strenuous email solicited the following reply:

"Fuck off."

At which point I seriously contemplated impersonating David Koresh and buring their fucking factory down!

Anyhow, one has very strange thoughts when in a deep state of insomnia - like I never knew that if you eat pink tulips your shit comes out like neapolitan ice cream.

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