FabSwingers.com forum: By way of application.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on now Wayne, it's time for outdoor playtime. Put the old prostitute down and put your shoes on like I showed you. Good boy.

Now we're going to play football, you like football don't you? That's good, heres a chocolate button.

So you are at this end, and you see the big netty thing down there? Well I want you to try and roll this ball into it if you can. Just like we talked about. Those other boys over there will try and stop you, but you're better than them. So if they call you names what are you NOT to do? That's right, hitting is wrong. Have another chocolate button. Yes even if they call you astroturf head.

If you need help the rest of the class is here and they will do their best. Now off you go, don't forget to run very fast until your face goes red and you look like big red potato. And if you put the ball in the net Coleen will make your thingy leak later on. Yes I know the prostitutes do that too but Coleen will do it for free as long as you're the head of the class"

That should do it I think?