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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And the winner so far this morning for making me laugh out loud (quoted here with permission):

A donkey & a chicken are out in a field when the donkey falls down a hole. The chicken races over & jumps into the farmers BMW, ties a rope 2 the front & pulls him out. Nxt wk they're out in the field & the chicken falls down a hole. He tells the donkey 2 run & get the BMW but instead the donkey walks over 2 the hole, drops his cock in, and the chicken climbs out. Moral of the story: When ur hung like a donkey u don't need a BMW 2 pull a chick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got asked if I liked lots of Ford play.

Too. Many. Puns....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I was watching top gear the other day and that Clarkson bloke said " if you drive a big flash motor its because you ve got a small penis,,"

"Well let me tell you Mr Clarkson I ve got a mini One,!!"

I drive a range rover though,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/04/14 12:33:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I get the feeling the OP is now going to be the MOST copy and pasted message on fab...

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why do I get the feeling the OP is now going to be the MOST copy and pasted message on fab...

I don't know why it would be, I said thanks for the laugh, but no thanks!

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