FabSwingers.com forum: Crusty socks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a couple at the side of my bed, I think they need washing as they are rubbing me raw.

Still they're good for epilating though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww PP ych. I've just had breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww PP ych. I've just had breakfast

Crusty cob?

they're not that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just soooooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewww and your house looks so nice too. Wash your socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them washed you dirty bugger

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My ex husbands socks could walk into the washing basket by themselves ewww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them washed you dirty bugger

Why don't you come n wash em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a couple at the side of my bed, I think they need washing as they are rubbing me raw.

Still they're good for epilating though

Well that's my illusion ruined!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good ol' crusty.

Haven't needed a box of tissues since 1995

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good ol' crusty.

Haven't needed a box of tissues since 1995

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them washed you dirty bugger

Why don't you come n wash em

I'd have offered but I can't get there. I'm good at washing and ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty bugger wash the socks yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them washed you dirty bugger

Why don't you come n wash em

You honestly can't expect me to drive all that way for your crusty socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them washed you dirty bugger

Why don't you come n wash em

I'd have offered but I can't get there. I'm good at washing and ironing

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take some gloves if you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get them washed you dirty bugger

Why don't you come n wash em

I'd have offered but I can't get there. I'm good at washing and ironing

take some gloves if you do

I'm hoping he'll bring them to me but then I wouldn't be thinking about socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them washed you dirty bugger

Why don't you come n wash em

You honestly can't expect me to drive all that way for your crusty socks

No not for my socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

... "

You know you fancy a rub with em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them washed you dirty bugger

Why don't you come n wash em

I'd have offered but I can't get there. I'm good at washing and ironing

take some gloves if you do

I'm hoping he'll bring them to me but then I wouldn't be thinking about socks.

socks would be the last thing on my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty bugger wash the socks yuck

I'm not picking them up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I'm looking past the socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty bugger wash the socks yuck

I'm not picking them up

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well I'm not going to either ....you'd have to cover them up or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I'm looking past the socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww just throw them in the bin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Eeeeewwwwww PP! Bin them and buy some new ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Your sox??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

In that case, bring them round!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread reminds me of an episode of the young ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread reminds me of an episode of the young ones

you're too young to remember the Young ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread reminds me of an episode of the young ones

you're too young to remember the Young ones

Sadly I'm not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

In that case, bring them round!!

You sure about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

In that case, bring them round!!

You sure about that

Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

In that case, bring them round!!

You sure about that

Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!

OK keep ya knickers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

In that case, bring them round!!

You sure about that

Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!

OK keep ya knickers on

Now there's a thought......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

In that case, bring them round!!

You sure about that

Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!

OK keep ya knickers on

Now there's a thought......

on or off

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

This

I am a nice bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

In that case, bring them round!!

You sure about that

Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!

OK keep ya knickers on

Now there's a thought......

on or off

Reminded me to put some on!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Whilst the socks are concerning, consider what has spread from the socks onto the floor and bed. Id recommend a hotel meet or outdoors. Also, ensure he wears new shoes for that laundry help meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you look such a nice boy

dirty git!

And

And your obliviously not

your a dirty git

...

You know you fancy a rub with em

Think of them as pumice stones

Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!

Aaaawww look past the socks

I can't, they're starring right at me!!

you have a pair too

How very dare you! I don't wear socks!

wanna borrow a pair

My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?

well they are waterproof now

In that case, bring them round!!

You sure about that

Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!

OK keep ya knickers on

Now there's a thought......

on or off

Reminded me to put some on!!

Eeerm no

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Wank socks!!!! Tha knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst the socks are concerning, consider what has spread from the socks onto the floor and bed. Id recommend a hotel meet or outdoors. Also, ensure he wears new shoes for that laundry help meet. "

Or he could keep his slippers on

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By *herrytomWoman
over a year ago

Morecambe

Pp did you turn em inside out yet n have a go?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Wank socks!!!! Tha knows

Two "Special Socks" now that is flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This totally destroys all the sexy thoughts I was having about ya

lol

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