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omg!! SHOES!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You just couldn't resist it, could you?

Wishy?? Shoes?? You just had to click the link!!

Well, now that you're here, I have a request...

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STAY OFF OUR FOOTBALL THREAD!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so.....how many pairs did ya get...and how high are the heels??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so.....how many pairs did ya get...and how high are the heels?? "

Got 1 pair, flats, nice black leather with some laces. Great for playing football in.. the assistance was ever so helpful as he had a ball round tha back I could kick about for a few minutes to try them out like.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

*blows a massive raspberry*

Im sure you would hate it if Siren got all dressed up and finished the outfit off with a pair of slippers

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

dont statrt a thread to keep us off your football thread then start talking about football related stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*blows a massive raspberry*

Im sure you would hate it if Siren got all dressed up and finished the outfit off with a pair of slippers

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I'd be too busy ogling her tits to notice tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont statrt a thread to keep us off your football thread then start talking about football related stuff "

erm... football boots are footwear aren't they? .. and thus automatically fall under the category of 'Shoes'.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"dont statrt a thread to keep us off your football thread then start talking about football related stuff

erm... football boots are footwear aren't they? .. and thus automatically fall under the category of 'Shoes'. "

technicality!!

it mentioned football and having a kick about so not welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Europa League Cup Final

Champions League Final

Scottish FA Cup Final

FA Cup Final

Coca Cola League Play Off's

Still plenty of football still to be played before the WC starts.

I really hope i clean out the bookies during this WC campaign. Lots of money to throw away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Europa League Cup Final

Champions League Final

Scottish FA Cup Final

FA Cup Final

Coca Cola League Play Off's

Still plenty of football still to be played before the WC starts.

I really hope i clean out the bookies during this WC campaign. Lots of money to throw away

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Look, will you please stay off MY shoes thread, I need some serious advice here...

Sorry, girls, minor interuption there from the chavvy footy hooligan...

Sooooooo, flip flops? Which colour? I have dark hair and blue eyes, so nothing that clashes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Silver ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Silver ones "

With green shorts? Puuurlease!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Silver ones

With green shorts? Puuurlease!! "

OMG you never mentioned the green shorts

Khaki green or grass green,we can still work the sliver sandals with khaki but grass?...........never

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Silver ones

With green shorts? Puuurlease!!

OMG you never mentioned the green shorts

Khaki green or grass green,we can still work the sliver sandals with khaki but grass?...........never "

Well, they're sort of Hawaiian but the base colour is kind of this green. With a nice orange shirt. Should stand out huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football threads are banned down with football threads xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Football threads are banned down with football threads xx "

This is a SHOE thread, silly. What colour football boots should I buy to go with my new suit then?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Silver ones

With green shorts? Puuurlease!!

OMG you never mentioned the green shorts

Khaki green or grass green,we can still work the sliver sandals with khaki but grass?...........never

Well, they're sort of Hawaiian but the base colour is kind of this green. With a nice orange shirt. Should stand out huh? "

Lovely

Runs away screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football threads are banned down with football threads xx

This is a SHOE thread, silly. What colour football boots should I buy to go with my new suit then? "

Pink xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Silver ones

With green shorts? Puuurlease!!

OMG you never mentioned the green shorts

Khaki green or grass green,we can still work the sliver sandals with khaki but grass?...........never

Well, they're sort of Hawaiian but the base colour is kind of this green. With a nice orange shirt. Should stand out huh?

Lovely

Runs away screaming "

Not a winner then. no?

Guess it's back to the old trainers then, only trouble is.... whenever I wear them I can' resist having a kick about... even if it's with a can!

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By *ollyWoman
over a year ago

aylesbury

I don't have the shoe gene but love this email I received

The OFFSIDE rule explained for girls.

Put simply...........

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.

Behind the Shop Assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

However until the purse has *actually been thrown* you are not allowed to move in front of the other shopper - (otherwise you would be 'Offside')...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn thought this was goin to be something interestin!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"damn thought this was goin to be something interestin!!!

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Don't you like flip flops then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"damn thought this was goin to be something interestin!!!

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Don't you like flip flops then? "

nah they not a good look!!

but they a lot better than the latest trend sports shoes with heels!! its wrong!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Europa League Cup Final

Champions League Final

Scottish FA Cup Final

FA Cup Final

Coca Cola League Play Off's

Still plenty of football still to be played before the WC starts.

I really hope i clean out the bookies during this WC campaign. Lots of money to throw away

Look, will you please stay off MY shoes thread, I need some serious advice here...

Sorry, girls, minor interuption there from the chavvy footy hooligan...

Sooooooo, flip flops? Which colour? I have dark hair and blue eyes, so nothing that clashes please. "

Oh sowwwwyyyy, is it a yellow or a straight red?

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract


"I don't have the shoe gene but love this email I received

The OFFSIDE rule explained for girls.

Put simply...........

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.

Behind the Shop Assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

However until the purse has *actually been thrown* you are not allowed to move in front of the other shopper - (otherwise you would be 'Offside')..."

thats fab you wouldnt believe how many times mr s has tried to tell me the rule and i didnt get it now i do yeah !!!

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