FabSwingers.com forum: Fab status time

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody want to write one for me? The best one by midnight gets used on my profile you can write one now and we can start voting around 6pm. Nothing's off limits, make it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody want to write one for me? The best one by midnight gets used on my profile you can write one now and we can start voting around 6pm. Nothing's off limits, make it funny"

I'd like RedScorpio to rip my buttons off

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Sandy gets the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Woah Oh Woah Oh Woah Oh Oh Mysteriousguy I wanna get close to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oh Woah Oh Woah Oh Woah Oh Oh Mysteriousguy I wanna get close to you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm touched by the sentiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you've got to masturbate to ejaculate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanked so much my cock fell off.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Avatar related post maybe....

'£50 to anyone who can fit this in their nostril, very genuine. Check my verifications out'

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If I were a film star, I'd be the chap walking by the cave entrance as the boulder comes thundering out after Indy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oh Woah Oh Woah Oh Woah Oh Oh Mysteriousguy I wanna get close to you"

I sing that every time I see him post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh flossy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'In need of a good fisting. Think i lost my nuts in there'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You probably did pops

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I say "yes" to everything - try me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More effective than Sominex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You probably did pops

Not me! You!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Well I've squeezed it until it turned brown and I still feel very tense. Can some bitch help me?"

That'll bring 'em flocking in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the size of the hand that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For hire: will sing every night for you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok people start voting, most votes gets picked as my status

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I vote for mine!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Frisky mare is in the lead with one vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will raise u a vote and vote for mine - that gives him a problem lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh flossy!"

is this yours

and I'm really voting for QoT

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It took months or rectal training to pop out poo this shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oh Woah Oh Woah Oh Woah Oh Oh Mysteriousguy I wanna get close to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This rate he will have enough to change his status everyday for a week lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My vote goes to BourbonKiss. I like the surrealness of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep voting peeps, some goodies here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/04/14 23:43:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i win?

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Four way tie

QOT

No urban kiss

Minxie

Frisky mare

Second round of voting

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Damn this cheap loo roll!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Entries finished 6pm

Ya gotta vote now

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Entries finished 6pm

Ya gotta vote now"

I ain't gotta do anything

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

And here's one I douched earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Entries finished 6pm

Ya gotta vote now

I ain't gotta do anything

I have some paint that you can watch dry if you want something more interesting to do.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Entries finished 6pm

Ya gotta vote now

I ain't gotta do anything

I have some paint that you can watch dry if you want something more interesting to do.

What colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Entries finished 6pm

Ya gotta vote now

I ain't gotta do anything

I have some paint that you can watch dry if you want something more interesting to do.

What colour?"

John Major grey it came from a spitting image yard sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i win?

Nope

How can i not win? I'm cute though? Lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Entries finished 6pm

Ya gotta vote now

I ain't gotta do anything

I have some paint that you can watch dry if you want something more interesting to do.

What colour?

John Major grey it came from a spitting image yard sale.

Nahhhh I did grey a few months ago..... I'd be tempted by a dark blue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did i win?

Nope

How can i not win? I'm cute though? Lol

You didn't even vote for yerself

Even Minxie managed that scam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i win?

Nope

How can i not win? I'm cute though? Lol

You didn't even vote for yerself

Even Minxie managed that scam"

Minxie is capable of all sorts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i win?

Nope

How can i not win? I'm cute though? Lol

You didn't even vote for yerself

Even Minxie managed that scam"

Oh wait. Im meant to vote? How did i miss that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Entries finished 6pm

Ya gotta vote now

I ain't gotta do anything

I have some paint that you can watch dry if you want something more interesting to do.

What colour?

John Major grey it came from a spitting image yard sale.

Nahhhh I did grey a few months ago..... I'd be tempted by a dark blue."

The only blue I have is gloss and i don't like using gloss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i win?

Nope

How can i not win? I'm cute though? Lol

You didn't even vote for yerself

Even Minxie managed that scam

Oh wait. Im meant to vote? How did i miss that?

Vote for meeeeeeee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i win?

Nope

How can i not win? I'm cute though? Lol

You didn't even vote for yerself

Even Minxie managed that scam

Oh wait. Im meant to vote? How did i miss that?

Vote for meeeeeeee lol

No!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Voting stays open until there is a clear winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It took months or rectal training to pop out poo this shape. "

can I vote for this one?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Too late, after the 6pm deadline

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Four way tie

QOT

Bourban kiss

Minxie

Frisky mare

Second round of voting "

These are the four you are voting for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did i win?

Nope

How can i not win? I'm cute though? Lol

You didn't even vote for yerself

Even Minxie managed that scam

Oh wait. Im meant to vote? How did i miss that?

Vote for meeeeeeee lol

No!

So which one u voting for then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can recite the intro to the A-Team, there's a good chance we could have sex..

^that WAS my status once..

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By *sOz86Woman
over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

"Four way tie

QOT

Bourban kiss

Minxie

Frisky mare

Second round of voting

These are the four you are voting for"

minxie gets my vote x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am placing a new vote for me on the table as it's another round lol and to further the campaign will add he will sing to you for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But i want to win though!!

...you're all just being ageist, shortist and hairy faceist. Just because i have a hairy face, am 24 and a short arse!!

I see what's happening here. Fine. Just fine. I get it. Nah it's okay. I understand.

(This is the part where you butter* me up by the way)

*no pun/innuendo intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a vote for minxie from me..

Heaven knows what chaos she will cause if she doesn't win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minxie to win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But i want to win though!!

...you're all just being ageist, shortist and hairy faceist. Just because i have a hairy face, am 24 and a short arse!!

I see what's happening here. Fine. Just fine. I get it. Nah it's okay. I understand.

(This is the part where you butter* me up by the way)

*no pun/innuendo intended.

Have you seen the price of butter?

You are getting an arse full of stork SB or whatever the alternative is.

Now where is Leslie crowther or Danny baker or whoever else it is that does the doorstop challenge.

Now bend over and squeal like a piggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have i won yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The turn out was terrible but yes you have, now what was the quote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The turn out was terrible but yes you have, now what was the quote?"

For hire: will sing every night for you

There was a sub clause: you have to do this every night too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still didn't win? Even after that mini tantrum.

...bloody hell. I'm shit at pulling people's heart strings lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

So what song will you be singing Fist my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what song will you be singing Fist my dear

To all the fabsters individually lol xx

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