FabSwingers.com forum: Fart Noises.

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Think I would choose a Microwave Oven ...Ping!!!

You?

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

Jet engine on take off

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

The pixie dust ring tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bo-doom csssshhhh

Drum followed by cymbals.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

The Family Fortunes wrong answer noise or maybe the Dukes of Hazard horn.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Like a flypast by an English Electric Lightening

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By *hocolate007Man
over a year ago

london

Mine wld be the titanic theme song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pleased just to keep the sound to a minimum

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Jet engine on take off

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Good call!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Wah, wah, wahhhh

Just like this:

http://youtu.be/iMpXAknykeg

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The Family Fortunes wrong answer noise or maybe the Dukes of Hazard horn. "
The General Lee Horn is a good one......I can hear it now, thank god I can't smell it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Scooby doo swamp scenes Fog horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence is golden....or at times deadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A giggle"

Yes lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hah ha ha ha wipeout

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"hah ha ha ha wipeout"
I had you down for a Homer Simpson "Doh!!"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"hah ha ha ha wipeoutI had you down for a Homer Simpson "Doh!!""
i had you down for help mee .. im melting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oops followed by a girly giggle

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"An oops followed by a girly giggle

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Thats a long fart!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mine do actually sound like middle c on a piano

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

the same noise as cock snot up a fart pipe . .

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By *st timers 2012Couple
over a year ago

helmsdale

Air raid siren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your threads never fail to make me chuckle Femme.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Your threads never fail to make me chuckle Femme."
Its all about the chuckle...your fart noise would be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its all about the chuckle...your fart noise would be?

Preferably silent, but I suppose a police siren could be amusing/handy - stick my arse out of the car window and let rip when there is a traffic jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Indiana jones theme tune.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine are generally silent but highly deadly. I'd go for the noise of an ice cream van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An oops followed by a girly giggle

Thats a long fart!

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I know I do them sometimes

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mine are generally silent but highly deadly. I'd go for the noise of an ice cream van

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Thats cruel to children.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

when my granny used to fart as she bent down to poke the fire she wrongly thought that because she was stone deaf that i thought she didn't know she was doing it.. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a small tinkling of bells....not big ben

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just a small tinkling of bells....not big ben

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Big Ben at 12 O Clock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fog horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gentle sound of birds tweeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a little 'peep'. Like a really shit sounding horn on a little car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/04/14 15:20:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foghorn.

...then everyone can turn around say. Such a little man makes such a big noise haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Think I would choose a Microwave Oven ...Ping!!!

You?"
just a puff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those three notes Ruth Madoc plays on the xylophone in Hi de Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a small tinkling of bells....not big ben

Big Ben at 12 O Clock!

Maybe a wolf whistle then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kazoo and it should be the same for all no silent but deadly's allowed.

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

I'd have the sound of a squeaky champagne cork being popped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ducks quack i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Think I would choose a Microwave Oven ...Ping!!!

You?"

The 1812 Overture

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Whoopsy Daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toccata and Fugue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should perfect them and all go on BGT.Id love to see Amanda Holdens botoxed face attempt to look shocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should perfect them and all go on BGT.Id love to see Amanda Holdens botoxed face attempt to look shocked!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe we should perfect them and all go on BGT.Id love to see Amanda Holdens botoxed face attempt to look shocked!

Like a fart xylophone? Would we all have to be butts facing the audience? Will they need gas masks to survive the experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adagio For Strings

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

The Ride of the Valkyries.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Michael palin sings the first line of the chorus "im a lumberjack and im alright"

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

People should watch the film le petomaine, starring the late Leonard Rossiter.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I would like the woman from the tom and jerry cartoons so every time I release a tommy squeaker I want that woman's voice shouting,"THOMAS!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last post !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

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No, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

No, why?

Or were you farting a lot? ..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

No, why?

Or were you farting a lot? ..

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No, just pondering life's little questions....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

No, why?

Or were you farting a lot? ..

No, just pondering life's little questions....

My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

No, why?

Or were you farting a lot? ..

No, just pondering life's little questions....

My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF!

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Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

No, why?

Or were you farting a lot? ..

No, just pondering life's little questions....

My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF!

Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa""

Only when my asshole gets too close to the flame....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The noise a clowns horn in the circus makes.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

No, why?

Or were you farting a lot? ..

No, just pondering life's little questions....

My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF!

Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Only when my asshole gets too close to the flame...."
Then it would be Johnny Cash "The Ring of Fire"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao!!! Mine (miss piggy) would have to be a very orgasmic YES!!! I tend to fart a lot so it would sound like multiple orgasms :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

No, why?

Or were you farting a lot? ..

No, just pondering life's little questions....

My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF!

Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Only when my asshole gets too close to the flame....Then it would be Johnny Cash "The Ring of Fire"

Johnny cash .....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?

Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...

No, why?

Or were you farting a lot? ..

No, just pondering life's little questions....

My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF!

Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Only when my asshole gets too close to the flame....Then it would be Johnny Cash "The Ring of Fire"

Johnny cash .....

"
Hey, don't dis The Man in Black!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a balloon being let off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or how about the drum beats at the end of Eastenders ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people should have a siren like a fire engine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worms Armageddon - incoming!!!!!

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"Those three notes Ruth Madoc plays on the xylophone in Hi de Hi."

Hello campers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roar from a T Rex

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .what ya talkin about Willis . . .

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hawaii 5-0 theme tune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm. For me it would have to be either ..

The old startup "ta da" sound from windows 3.

2: David Cameron's voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toccata and Fugue

wonder what bach would think if he knew his music was turned to farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toccata and Fugue

wonder what bach would think if he knew his music was turned to farts

He'd think that's some arsehole playing my music....badly. it stinks

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